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Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 11:21am On Oct 25, 2008 |
Oh mehn!!! Ranter |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 3:09pm On Oct 25, 2008 |
@stillwater my name still remains , sir rantalot could you have forgotten so soon. and goatee gets married the first time i saw him i laughed my ass off, then i disliked him(we were 13years) a lil after that i pretended to tolerate him 2 breaths later,we hung out,then we had mutual friends by age 15, there was no denying it,goatee was officially my friend he still walked like a peacock though, and i still did the occasional sniffle at his ways the youthful #@#%%^^&**(()))*&^%$$##@@ we all did as a crew his tendency to exaggerate was renowned,but now we dint care, cos when he talked we knew what to sieve off and what is concrete ,was one of the first people to teach me how to drive, then he fell off my bike had a few on and on relationships in school,and colorful nicknames we had for all his wannabe girlfriends(note: me i was single oooo) left school started working like joke joke he started dating this lovely girl yesterday i was at his bach eve, today i am writing this from the church goatee, has betrayed us, thought we said marriage was for sissies? real men dont get married, or atleast not before our vision 2013, now he has left the crew,and i hear rumblings from other crew members like one has billed his for January another February yet another may and December's !! Gosh, whatever happened to honor amongst brothers? vision 2013 is turning sore now i cant and i refuse to hold the torch alone for that long,i cant recruit new crew men, for the singular reason that i cant take my history back with them, very unfair i tells you. enter goatee's mumsy looking radiant in her iro and buba 'Ar--- how are you, its being a long time oo, you people seem to be enjoying Lagos life efe wa ile mo so now, you know you people are all friends and its time for transition when are we coming for your wedding?' my plastic smile is intact my frames protecting my bloodshot eyes(aftermath of no sleep) and the words just don't come out of my throat what do i tell her? vision 2013? that her son dint follow the script? or that the one i pine for, i havent heard from in 10 days and suddenly the storm thickens,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, who says life is not a rant? |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 3:13pm On Oct 25, 2008 |
awww |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 4:14pm On Oct 25, 2008 |
lol you are indeed a silly na me you dey play violin for? |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 7:16pm On Oct 25, 2008 |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 11:33am On Oct 27, 2008 |
And the boy grows older Year:1997-00 Location: searching… Venue :niteflight Purpose: all night partying, drinking smoking and all accompanying vices Gone are those days, when the above was the sync ,,,,,we would look forward to Friday night with a passion,lectures on Friday were usually cut short , so as to reconfirm night arrangements with our respective beaus, for others last minute servicing of the vehicle(you certainly don’t want your car $%*&up in front of the crème of the school) For some of us, those are the only days our bass box boosters actually rep the reason why we got em in the first place, NOISE ah whole lotta noise… 8pm, the convergence begins,boyz start to prep up,da ladies start to get set 9pm, arrive at the half way point(that’s where you get to hook up with your boyz,whilst accessing the potential threats to your crew of ladies, gossip here is at the highest levels)did I say loads of beer, get dunked in this phase 12:30am:gallons of beer guzzled ,partial slurred speech, with the temperament of the devil himself we setout 12:37am:after a rather dangerous but lame attempt at formula 1 racing with other drivers,and the girls screaming either in fright or thrill we arrive the joint., niche…e 12:40am: dancing starts 1:40am: dancingand drinking 2:40am: more dancing 3:40am:more dancing 4:40am:dancing and taunting other club boyz 5:40am.we start to headout 7am:if you are lucky you are in bed, if not probably headed for a test scheduled by a sadist lecturer in school Year:now Location:lagos Venue:searching,,,,, Purpose: unwind after a seemingly tiring week, or just cos you haven’t had that kinda fun in a long while Monday through to Friday has being all work and more work ,throw a few queries from that boss that doesn’t like you very much, you haven’t seen your boyz since like ages, you all decide this Friday will be hookup day, lets catch up on everyone 8pm: stuck in lagos traffic snarls and you begin to curse gently 9pm: still in traffic the last hour has seen you advance err.err 800meters 9:30pm:you are still in traffic, beat ,grouchy, call the boyz for a rain check(of course they don’t agree) 9:40am:you get moving and suddenly its an open expressway in front of you what caused the traffic in the first place?(am inclined to accept what people say about winch people just causing traffic for the fun of it) 10:30:you get to the boyz,leave your jacket in the car,throw your tie as far away as possible, get hand shakes and bearhugs from the guys,the same comments of our fat/lean you have grown 10:32:same bonding of beer, gossips go on 12:30am:someone decides it been a longtime since you all went clubbing and for whatever reason you all bob head and agreement and decide to go(bad idea) 1am:at the club,just past the meaty,sweaty,rude and very big bouncer, loud music assault the ears,the people crush starts as you make your way to the bar 1:15am:Dj plays one of them songs that give you the nostalgia you hit the dance floor 1:30am:you are tired,music too loud ,too much squeeze on you by the people around,you shoes have been harassed over a dozen times,you start to think,it was prolly not a good idea coming to the club 1:45am:you know it was definitely not a good idea 2:00am:you are dead certain it wasn’t, but now cant go home, because just last week someone got robbed along the road 2:15am: you wish you were related to the nightcrawler,or whats that guys name in the movie ‘jumper’ 2:30am:gosh it just keeps getting worse 3:00amL:cant the time go any faster? 4:00am:cant sleep, cant dance ,cant drink cant sleep in the car for the fear of been jacked,a motionless zombie 4:30am:you have had it to the hilt and ready to brave whatever odds,hug your boyz,tell them how much fun you had,make may to the car and driving home suddenly turns to the best thing that has happened to you in 15hours 5:00am: open gates, notice and ignore that very nosy neighbor that always wants a scoop about everyone peep from his window 5:05am:flop on the rug, and you wonder why you ever thought going to the club was better than sleeping at home 7:00am:if you are lucky still sleeping, if not…, up and about to make your way back to the office ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;who stole my youth away?::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by bluespice(f): 3:39pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
lmao! |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Nobody: 6:23pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
ariblaze: Awww this is beautiful I loveddddddddddd it |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by bluespice(f): 7:47pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
Ahhhh! Humans dont we just love the stench of ignorance? i mean they are so ignorant that when faced with the true value of their ignorance they are too blinded to recognise it they'lld rather bask in the euphoria of their ignorance than begin to accept that they are actually ignorant! and there's the select few, those that see things in the form in which they really are see things without distractions from any angle they see things purely in energy in pure undiluted wisdom if only i belonged to this prestigeous group but guess what? i am very happy where i am as though i may be ignorant and do not see things purely, i however do not also suffer from accute psychosis! |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 8:54am On Oct 28, 2008 |
stillwater: loved or love?? that is the question @bluespice hmm seems you dont know the blissfulness of ignorance the writeup had me spinning in circles and then calculating is she claiming ignorance or just yabbing us ignorant ones. i had to bring in my ignorance of calculus to play but ignorantly forgot my Dy'Dx and ended doing additions and subtractions the bliss of ignorance, to be aware and yet blissfully unaware to be aware that our lifestyle in lagos,isnt very healthy yet be unperturbed \ the ignoramus isnt always the fool he just chooses to be unaware ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;now am more confused then when i started:::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 10:35am On Oct 28, 2008 |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by bluspice(f): 11:54am On Oct 28, 2008 |
see why i was ranting? i am/was also confused ahh now i have some very good reason to rant "an egomaniac under Nairaland" now where did i read that? the writer was right *rolls eyes* |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 12:38pm On Oct 28, 2008 |
Banned eh. hehetettehe A Certifiable Rant. |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by bluspice(f): 3:25pm On Oct 28, 2008 |
yes oh and ig itell u the supposed reason my head should actually be up in flames now in pure undiluted ranting! |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 4:20pm On Oct 28, 2008 |
FOMCLSH!! |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by bluspice(f): 4:25pm On Oct 28, 2008 |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Nobody: 6:40pm On Oct 28, 2008 |
ariblaze: Loved now. Did I tabun |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 9:45am On Oct 29, 2008 |
i feel hollow she dint exactly promise she would call come to think of it,she dint exactly promise anything cept of course,that we would have a storm to wade through ignorantly,i was estatic,atleast because of the 'we' part' the phone call never comes,she has the number i know,yet to call she doesnt promised not apply pressure,yet i feel way beyond clueless,i have being rendered virtually impotent with my inability to get through to her,via mails or phonecalls(the latter because i don't have her new number,or she probably hasnt gotten one yet,but she could still easily have gotten across) could it just be because of my last mail to her?i wasnt exactly tactful(in all honesty i havent ever been,am the kind of guy who would jump first then worry about my chute later,suffice to say i have gotten a number of bumps due to this approach,but hey i am still kicking) back to the mail, could it have been because of it? or can it just be the pressure,or the seemingly pressure that might come from her family front? really wanted her at goatee's(ref:goatee gets married) wedding with me,but that dint happen its been 14days at the very least since her last email should i or should i not mail her? what would i say? am thinking about you?i missed hearing from you? missed your long emails? or your pleasant voice? gah! it was even better when i got the answering machine i sound like someone pinning at the very best and a stalker at the very worst she? am beginning to feel that way,but then again i remember what she said about the storm and i feel as though, she just needs to get through her personal issues first, her words 'let me know i have enough strength to deal with this' this being: me,us,her family,the mode of our meeting,and what the world would say of it hollow i feel, pain is long gone strength to move on i can't seem to garner work is a welcome distraction on 2nd thoughts,maybe i am just the stalker seeing everything in my minds eye, because thats what i want i must be getting delusional,gash i need to get my mind straight get my act right just googled profile and mindsets of stalkers now,just to confirm we don't have anything in common i must be losing my mind,or i have lost it already, the heart i lost ages ago, now the mind follows she says she stalkers me on nairaland(lol) maybe i want her to read this, maybe i want her to know this or maybe not maybe this is just a rant to confirm am not losing my mind maybe this is just all a big lie(but i am sure it isnt) maybe she is as confused as i am maybe she can't care less maybe i am a stalker maybe i am indeed delusional so many maybes but one thing am sure about is this: i feel very very hollow. |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 9:51am On Oct 29, 2008 |
stillwater: you? tabon? you are incapable my dear just when you say you loved it it means you dont love it anymore now but when you say you love it,its past present and hopefully continous bluespice and gamine ? |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 9:52am On Oct 29, 2008 |
lol bluspice or bluespice aha i think i get it now who banned you? whatcha do? |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by bluspice(f): 10:36am On Oct 29, 2008 |
i did not indicate my real country! mchew *rolls eyes* |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 11:16am On Oct 29, 2008 |
the blind two eyed man am a little short of titles should i say the sledge hammer because i certainly feel as though i just got one rammed into me lol,funny how bluspice's rant about ignorance and my rejoinder about been blissfully unaware,comes back to bite me in the ass meeen,talk about being a clueless fool,why dint i guess,afterall it takes all but a minute to change personalities hmmm,i am at work and for whatever reason since yesterday up on till this moment, the only song playing from my earpiece is whats beef by biggie but i refuse to let that influence me, even though you don't owe me anything,is it fair that i don't know? why would i even ask that question,it makes it sound like i think am important its funny what knowing how a person writes can tell you, it took one post and that familiar stirring,further investigations left me blown i wish i can say i see the humor in it,but honestly i don't well there is absolutely no use fighting the storm when the person you are rolling shotgun with ,has unstrapped you the man with two functional eyes and yet remains blind nagode :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::i need a smoke::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Moyola(f): 11:23am On Oct 29, 2008 |
hmn. . . intwestink |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by bluspice(f): 12:22pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
lmao! i said it, we are all blissful in our ignorance yet those that can see thru our ignorance are just suffering from accute psychosis nywais why do i have the feeling that blaze n vesucci are either very close or. . . . . |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 12:45pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; I NEED AN, ERR ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 12:47pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
in as much as i am flattered to be compared with him(saw some of his writeups) i am sadly not him am not one for having multiple profiles know me for who i am,the good, the bad or the ugly @gamine wetin do ambulance? |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 12:57pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Nobody: 1:04pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
haba, all the ranting, hope everything is ok o |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 1:45pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
is everything ever really okay with sons of adam? the answer my dear ma, is no some people bottle it up, some people vent it venting has different avenues i certainly don't want to be that guy that would snap someday with my ak 47.:::::::and start target pratice with the objects of my discomfort nah, thats not me.this page is designed exclusively for me and anyone else who feels the need to just let it all out the equilvalent of screaming my lungs out |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 1:58pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
lol. ok, i ma drop a rant now. I'm tired of pretenders thats one of the worst things i hate in this life why can't PEOPLE BE STRAIGHT WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY its just not fair, one ends up having secrets and things that just seep the life out of you, is this a legit rant? someone would ask me, don't you pretend?? i ask myself, Do i? Do i pretend? to whom? for what? i Act, yes i act, especialy when compelled to but is it really pretence too IS THIS RANT LEGIT kai! |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 2:06pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
bravo bravo bravo this its just not fair, one ends up having secrets and things that just seep the life out of you, strikes a very painful cord in me a question? who suffers,the pretenders or the pretendees(lol,i mean the people pretended to) and to answer your question yes,its a legit rant it would get better though if you give a personal experience to it of course you are allowed to hide behind the disclaimer,or claim the fifth afterwards if that doesnt work, we have got your back |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Mistiky(m): 2:26pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
Gamine: Is it just me or is this a no brainer Last i checked, acting in any capacity is make believe. Is make believe not a form of pretense ? @ gamine: This is not a form of diss or anything like that, its just that your post implies you have the same problem. Maybe not at the same level as the ones you see in others that you detest, but it's still there nonetheless. IMO, you need not be defensive about it. It's when its done to extremes that it becomes abhorrent and quite sickening. |
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