lol. . . , . . . , . it indeed is appearing on my last post

click on my profile, but not here

bluspice i know what you are up to

what the bloody hell!

totally pissed, ari! you ganna get it really hot this time bro, first i aint gay, am straight and i can mate.y'all hear!

Ari, you need to get laid, get a wife, stop your bike hugging, you are getting old. you need to be called pappy.

i know u wish i dont exist on your thread, guess what me is here to stay.

kay9 thanks dude, how you doing? and i hate mangoes!

v, hmmm well, what say i? shit, you sure will look like dudes with big frames across em faces, antisocial,geeky,goofy and spooky. well im attracted to your posts, they are actually sexy hehehehehe. Don't look v in the eye, why? cos he is shy.lol

hi blu, where you @

tubabie, the goat and ari's feet a nice storybook it will be wont you agree?

ejademan, i concur, torch em building and kidnap their CEO.

i need more time to cogitate, been busy like a bumblebee.

take care ranters!

where is everyone?

ariblaze:

where is everyone?

Licking our chops for Round 2. . . . A certain dude with a lot sushi in his name gave me an upper-cut i'm still smarting from/

Sino, what are u thanking me for? Unwarranted gratitude makes me jittery.

Blaze, i've been invited to your slicing and dicing party; whatcha say?

_{(What? Yes, i'm fully aware of my own slicing and dicing appointment)}

Hey house! . How's everybody? I can see y'all are coping pretty well, very good ranting form. Unfortunately I can't rant anymore, things have been going so well for me I only get angry on Sunday mornings.MOF I'm so happy right now it's sacrilegious that I'm on this thread.


@ Vesc: That ur piece was kickass joor, I'm almost impressed .


@ Sino: Don't be ashamed of what U are, God loves all people, gay or straight .

@ Blue: I don catch U 2day, so because I go break U come dey pursue man shey? Thank God for e-magun.

Nice to see you've come out of your hibernation. It took me a while too. e-magun? Lovers' disease, lol

hi guys,

Take a look at this: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-491422.160.html#top Things like this really make me mad.

Where are blu, EDJ and tubabie? You three should c'mere and tell me what you'd if your hubby treated you like that.

@Kay9,after reading that I couldn't help but feel sorry for the guy 'cause he's not getting a fair deal. Now if my hubby did that to me without provocation from me
I would reflect on my home and count how many children I have. Do I need more,nah! I would call my hubby and set a date for a wild night,purchase a intimacy toy to make things more fun. Dim the bedroom lights, play slow music, scent the room and myself, wear somefing naughty and wait. Just as he's getting heated up,I'll be like, "wait dear,I've got something for your pleasure" ^{*evil laugh*} and present him with this delectable bu.tt intimacy toy. "Try it out baby" I'll croon. Unbeknownst to him, there's a live scorpion waiting for him there.

The rest is history.

Oh while he's screaming. I be whacking his head with a belt Serve you right to scr.ew around

Wetin Blue know about marriage? Fella go dey fear to ask at all sef.

Ejadamen is the only real person wey fit answer that question and I'm beginning to want Blue's answer now. Chai!

Tubabie, you're not married, are you?

anyway guys if you have a business or a business idea and you need #50-100,00 loan to start or grow it, you can e=mail me at pettral@yaoo.com.

pls it is only for small business owners only. or call 08052141582

Get off the cheap stuff, hombre. You're in the wrong neck of the woods

She smiled at me, went to the bathroom and turned on the shower.

I felt the bed vibrate it was her phone.

My inquisitiveness got the better part of me. I read the text: ' Last nite was awesome. I miss u baby. Sam'

I had been out of town all week. I just flew in that morning.

My heart almost stopped. My breathing got harder . My face felt a flush of heat. A humming sound filled my ears.

She came out of the bathroom, beautiful, bare. I revealed, nothing, except my manhood that unconsciously arose to its full strength.

I approached her with murder on my mind, but love in my heart.

She tried to kiss me but i reclined. I grabbed her fragile arms fiercely and slammed her back to the wall. I turned her around and went in roughly.

She moaned. I trusted back and forth, slamming into her  like a man possessed by a legion of devils. She moaned and she moaned.

' You are hurting me' She said, exasperatedly. I continued until i came. She started sobbing.

'So who is Sam' I asked. The room went dead silent.

" GET UP, GET DRESSED AND GET OUT. ITS OVER"

Romance novel abi?

vescucci:

Romance novel abi?

@vescucci NO MY OWN FICTIONAL CONTRIBUTION

write. . . . . . lovely

dont mind vesc , he is the resident unbeliever

^^^^Will you just go ahead and do it. . . . . . . quit the talking . . .hmmmm . . . . .@blunt stone _{hello dearie}

bluespice:

if you don't hop off my bosoms i'll castrate you with a blunt stone! puccy-face

I've become an old man since (how many months is it?) I talked to you last. I'll let this one slide but don't test me too much, eh? If you no wan Rurouni Kenshin to become Battousai

vescucci:

I've become an old man since (how many months is it?) I talked to you last. I'll let this one slide but don't test me too much, eh? If you no wan Rurouni Kenshin to become Battousai

you're sure your 'letting it slide' has nothing to do with the blunt stone? homie you're a nigerian man o, it behoves on you to show her pepper

Netotse, you're a one man mob. You wan see Royal Rumble, eh?

No worry, I get her medicine. She's only detoxing.

^^We will arrange ours

Oya wipe ur face fast, tears ain't common on ur face lest Vescucci thinks he is the cause!

hey, what's with the name-calling?  Abeg, abeg, y'all should cut out this "puccy-face" ish. . . .  didn't yo mamas tell u not to make fun of a homie's name? Oya, APOLOGIZE!!!

I'm ahead. Good enough for me. Tubabie, I never ever make people cry. Never ever.

Hey Gay9. How's oga?

vescucci:

I'm ahead. Good enough for me. Tubabie, I never ever make people cry. Never ever.

Hey Gay9. How's oga?

guy, comport yourself. . .that's the same thing as saying 'i'm a wimp'. . . if i do something and you end up crying, that's your biz, not mine!

some people(i woke up feeling politically correct so i wont say girls ) like to cry for no reason, the sun is shining *sob*, i broke a nail *sob* *sob*, he said i was fat *wailing*,

yes i am mad at her
dat tin dey call bluey , she annoys me
she lafs all day @ my dumb jokes , sadistic i cal her
she sits all day and do absolutely fucck all
useless fowl.

i sed it i hate uuuuu
spiceyyy , i hateee uuuuu

Imagine living with someone who thinks he is so perfect and seemingly likes to rub it in your face.
Shit,you want to bust his face up so bad but it's against the rules.So you just sit there and absorb the insults.
You bide your time for slowly but surely your day will come.
Your Fury shall be such that Hell would seem cold.
Until then,

Lord all i request is one hour in a small room with the whole demonic lot.
Lord,i've been learning a lot of reconstructive surgery lately;i'm especially good with faces and jaws.I can create bigger noses,multicolored eyes,swollen lips and gap teeth.
Lord,One hour is all a brother needs pleeeaassseee.