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Describe Your Ex Using Only Food Items by eksammy(m): 10:40pm On Nov 06, 2013
Most people think of their ex as 'sweet potato' while others will readily describe theirs as 'bitter leaf' all because of their experiences.

Here we go, i will describe my ex as 'INDOMIE'......because she is so so sweet cheesy grin
Re: Describe Your Ex Using Only Food Items by chi3280(m): 10:52pm On Nov 06, 2013
eksammy: Most people think of their ex as 'sweet potato' while others will readily describe theirs as 'bitter leaf' all because of their experiences.

Here we go, i will describe my ex as 'INDOMIE' cheesy grin

Dont ask me why wink
Does it make sense if you don't state the reason?
Re: Describe Your Ex Using Only Food Items by Damojo: 11:03pm On Nov 06, 2013
Mine is locust beans. Her mouth odour na dieeeee

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Re: Describe Your Ex Using Only Food Items by Ab025(m): 11:27pm On Nov 06, 2013
Rotten paparanda mango.......best thin I ever did was droppin her sorry a.s.s many years ago.
Re: Describe Your Ex Using Only Food Items by eksammy(m): 9:57pm On Nov 07, 2013
chi 3280: Does it make sense if you don't state the reason?

i call her indomie because she sweet die....if i have another name for her it will be 'maggi white' grin
Re: Describe Your Ex Using Only Food Items by Sijo01(f): 10:01pm On Nov 07, 2013
Damojo: Mine is locust beans. Her mouth odour na dieeeee

You kissed that same mouth for how many months

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Re: Describe Your Ex Using Only Food Items by baralatie(m): 11:45pm On Nov 07, 2013
Mine called her "sexy legs".i cannt take my eyes off.she got them peerffect!
Re: Describe Your Ex Using Only Food Items by baralatie(m): 11:51pm On Nov 07, 2013
4 her"chocolate cake"
Re: Describe Your Ex Using Only Food Items by Kaylize76(m): 1:48am On Nov 08, 2013
A mixture of eba, amala, ogbono, egusi ewedu, rice and beans inside a bowl



























POUNDED undecided
Re: Describe Your Ex Using Only Food Items by eksammy(m): 9:23pm On Nov 08, 2013
Sijo01:

You kissed that same mouth for how many months

Take am easy.....you can't be so sure that they ever hissed while it lasted cheesy
Re: Describe Your Ex Using Only Food Items by eksammy(m): 9:30pm On Nov 08, 2013
baralatie: Mine called her "sexy legs".i cannt take my eyes off.she got them peerffect!

Is 'sexy legs' edible? How does it qualify as a fOod item ni? cool
Re: Describe Your Ex Using Only Food Items by ShirelleBaby: 9:53pm On Nov 08, 2013
over-cooked Rice...allowed him(rice) waste so much of my time(kerosine) in my life(pot)

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Re: Describe Your Ex Using Only Food Items by farano(f): 10:33pm On Nov 08, 2013
My sugar banana

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Re: Describe Your Ex Using Only Food Items by Danhumprey: 10:34pm On Nov 08, 2013
Sijo01:

You kissed that same mouth for how many months
grin
Re: Describe Your Ex Using Only Food Items by PastorAji(m): 10:44pm On Nov 08, 2013
King of BITTERS cry
Re: Describe Your Ex Using Only Food Items by Henrypraise: 10:05am On Nov 09, 2013
Akpu: it smell yet u eat it n call it delicious
Re: Describe Your Ex Using Only Food Items by zealot4me(f): 12:35pm On Nov 09, 2013
Beans
Re: Describe Your Ex Using Only Food Items by Nobody: 2:57pm On Nov 09, 2013
Funny,,if am to describe my ex....I would pick unripe banana
Re: Describe Your Ex Using Only Food Items by Onyiclassic(f): 5:29pm On Nov 09, 2013
Kaylize76: A mixture of eba, amala, ogbono, egusi ewedu, rice and beans inside a bowl



























POUNDED undecided

FALLZ 4RM AGBALUMO TREE.GUY U WICKED
Re: Describe Your Ex Using Only Food Items by Nobody: 5:55pm On Nov 09, 2013
tasty jollof rice.. he was d best i ever had
Re: Describe Your Ex Using Only Food Items by eksammy(m): 8:51pm On Nov 09, 2013
@farano:
My sugar banana

you are about the only person so far to say something good about his/her ex...thumbs up!

So many people are just walking around all bittered up.
Re: Describe Your Ex Using Only Food Items by eksammy(m): 8:52pm On Nov 09, 2013
Modesayo: Funny,,if am to describe my ex....I would pick unripe banana

why?
Re: Describe Your Ex Using Only Food Items by bolagabriella: 11:22pm On Nov 09, 2013
Pineapple cos I had to peel away the whole shyness part of him(prickles) before enjoying his sweetness...I miss that
Re: Describe Your Ex Using Only Food Items by aventura: 11:38pm On Nov 09, 2013
Cameroun pepper
Re: Describe Your Ex Using Only Food Items by Jessicavizzy(f): 1:39am On Nov 10, 2013
aventura: Cameroun pepper
lol.
Re: Describe Your Ex Using Only Food Items by eksammy(m): 2:35pm On Nov 10, 2013
which one be cameroun pepper again?

people get mind sha ooo cheesy grin grin
Re: Describe Your Ex Using Only Food Items by bomar(f): 6:38pm On Nov 22, 2013
Dry stockfish
Re: Describe Your Ex Using Only Food Items by Chubhie: 6:48pm On Nov 22, 2013
Raw Egg.
Re: Describe Your Ex Using Only Food Items by lilpervert(m): 1:15am On Nov 23, 2013
1st one; rice that I prepared (disaster) undecided
2nd; raw coffee without water or anything mixed
I'm still searching for my shawarma embarassed
Re: Describe Your Ex Using Only Food Items by Nobody: 6:04am On Nov 23, 2013
Catfish...


finegirl with wide mouth...

still misses the BJ
Re: Describe Your Ex Using Only Food Items by eksammy(m): 3:47pm On Nov 23, 2013
lil pervert: 1st one; rice that I prepared (disaster) undecided
2nd; raw coffee without water or anything mixed
I'm still searching for my shawarma embarassed

U mean u were licking and enjoying the powdered cofee? cheesy grin

What makes you think the next one will be the long awaited shawarma?
Re: Describe Your Ex Using Only Food Items by Drhenrysaint(m): 6:32pm On Nov 23, 2013
She taste lyk burnt stew

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