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Jesus And The Zombie Saints by darnley16(m): 4:07pm On Nov 10, 2013 |
What's up How ya doing? Here’s something that occurred to me a while ago. So I was inspired to hub about it. But first, let me say this. I'm not trying to prove the Bible is true or false. I'm just taking an open-minded look at what's written in it and reporting what I see. Some people find certain verses in the Bible, difficult, contradictory and hard to understand. But just shrug and say "oh well!", and go on their merry way. I'm not one of those people. So here we go, "And Jesus cried out again with a loud voice, and yielded up His spirit. And behold, the veil of the temple was torn in two from top to bottom; and the earth shook and the rocks were split. The tombs were opened, and many bodies of the saints who had fallen asleep were raised; and coming out of the tombs. After His resurrection they entered the holy city and appeared to many". Matt 27:50-53 Don't you find this story interesting? I find it very interesting. I never hear anyone, believers or preachers etc. talk about his scenario. Dead saints rising from their graves and walking among the living, like zombies in the "Night Of The Living Dead" zombie movie! Woe! How many times, have some of you read this story and just kind of glossed over the dead saints rising from their graves part? Isn't Jesus supposed to be the only person to come back from the dead? Isn't that a major reason why Christians believe in Jesus? Isn’t that part of what they say makes him different from anyone else in history? .But here you have dead saints rising from the dead before Jesus does! Uh Oh! Houston! I think we have a problem. Why don't Christians and preachers talk about this incident? Why do they skip over it and only focus on Jesus' rising from the dead? Are we supposed to take this story literally? That multiple dead people, including Jesus "came" back from the dead and showed themselves to many people, but that news didn't spread beyond that area where the incident supposedly occurred? I don't think so. No historians from those times mention this tale. Here's the first clue that this story wasn't written during the time this incident supposedly occurred or by those who supposedly witnessed it. Dead saints! What dead saints are they talking about? Were there saints in the Judaism during that time? No. Were there saints in Christianity at that time? No. Christianity didn't exist until well after Jesus' supposed "ascension" to heaven. So they couldn't have been Christian saints. So whose saints were they? Lets see what Eason's Bible Dictionary says about the word saint, (Saint) "one separated from the world and consecrated to God; one holy by profession and by covenant; a believer in Christ (Psalms 16:3, Romans 1:7 Phil 1:1;Hebrews 6:10). (The "saints" spoken of in Jude 1:14 are probably not the disciples of Christ, but the "innumerable company of angels" ( Hebrews 12:22 ; Psalms 68:17, with reference to Deuteronomy 33:2.This word is also used of the holy dead (Matthew 27:52 ; Revelation 18:24). It was not used as a distinctive title of the apostles and evangelists and of a "spiritual nobility" till the fourth century. In that sense it is not a scriptural title".) So, they couldn't have been Christian apostles and evangelists, because they weren't called saints until the fourth century AD, way after this story was supposedly written in the first century AD. So which brand of Christianity had saints in the fourth century AD? El correcto! Catholic Christianity. So I would say that this story had to have been written after the establishment of Catholic Christianity and the Catholic Church, in the fourth century AD, because that's when the apostle's and evangelists were first called saints, wouldn't you agree? Do you really believe that if dead Saints (zombies) came out of their graves and walked among the living it wouldn't have made the "news" of day or even leave a blip on the radar screen of ancient history, except in this story? If you do...I want some of what you been smoking! And what happen to these zombie saints? The story says they showed themselves to many people after Jesus' resurrection, but after that we her nothing about them. Did they climb back into their graves? Where did they go? The zombie saints seemed to be mentioned in this story, along with the temple cracking and the earth quaking, to make Jesus' death seem like a supernatural occurrence. I think this is a made up story. The reason I say this along with the other things I’ve pointed out, is, if Jesus was the "son of God" and contradictory, "God in the flesh". Why did he have to die? Believers might say to show he had power over death. Then why is it when he was dying on the cross he cried out "My, My God Why Have You forsaken me? " Now from the sixth hour darkness fell upon all the land until the ninth hour.About the ninth hour Jesus cried out with a loud voice, saying, “ELI, ELI, LAMA SABACHTHANI?” that is, “MY GOD, MY GOD, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?” Matt 27:45-46 Do you think Jesus was crying out to himself for help or to someone other them himself for help? I think the obvious answer is someone other than himself for help. All of this places the authenticity of this story in the "great bin of doubt" for me, what about for you? Either those who wrote this story were too stupid to see the glaring contradictions in this tale. Or thought those who would read it, were too stupid to see them. But then again, not many people could read or write during those times. Priests were the ones who could read and write and who educated the royalty and the nobles. Most of the common folks couldn't read or write. You've heard how if you whisper something in someone's ear at party and tell them to whisper it in someone else's ear and they into someone else's ear and so on and so on. That by the time it gets back to you. It may sound nothing like what you originally said. So imagine if some Hebrew speaking person, told a story like this one to one or more people thousands of years ago. Then those people told to it other people and they told it to other people and so on and so on. Then Greek speaking people learned the story and told it to others and they told it to others and so on and so on. Then Latin speaking people learned the story and told to others and so on and so on. Finally, Old English speaking people learned the story and told to others and so on and so on. And this went on for thousands of years. Then we learned the story in modern English from others who learned the story from others and so and so on. Do you think that story would sound anything like the original story told in Hebrew? Or the one told in Greek? Or the one told in Latin? On the one told in Old English? And your answer is......... I thought so! What if this story about Jesus and the dead zombie saints rising from their graves and walking among the living, were about Buddha or some other non-Christian god-man, and you're a Christian would you believe this story was true? I didn't think so. Now apply that same logic to this story. Do you believe this story is true? And your answer is a resounding........... To paraphrase the Buddha, those who accept tradition on faith, are like a chain of blind men, holding hands over time, passing along the message of what the first one said he saw. And to quote Jesus, "... if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch." 4 Likes |
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by Philipsdael(m): 8:23am On Nov 11, 2013 |
Fact |
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by darnley16(m): 10:31pm On Nov 11, 2013 |
Philipsdael: Factlol true bro |
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by Nobody: 11:22pm On Nov 11, 2013 |
They'll sure be tougher zombies than those Rick Grimes faces in Walking dead, Ezekiel also apparently conjured bony zombies too....the bible is such a fascinating collection of fables.... 1 Like |
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by darnley16(m): 12:29pm On Nov 12, 2013 |
emk4lif: They'll sure be tougher zombies than those Rick Grimes faces in Walking dead, Ezekiel also apparently conjured bony zombies too....the bible is such a fascinating collection of fables....yeah a complete mythological book, they find it hard to belive the greek mythology is real, arguing tht its too illogical to be real, but they adopt the jewish myths ? Come on who is fooling who,,, by the way thx bro |
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by darnley16(m): 12:38pm On Nov 12, 2013 |
emk4lif: They'll sure be tougher zombies than those Rick Grimes faces in Walking dead, Ezekiel also apparently conjured bony zombies too....the bible is such a fascinating collection of fables....bro just checked ur profile saw we had a lot in common, (I'm a gothic rocer , a proud atheist, I stay In PH too) could u do me a favour and add me of fbk. So we could chat better (Flamez restro) thx |
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by Nobody: 1:18pm On Nov 12, 2013 |
hmm, ph ppl don dey plenty for here. wetin happen? 2 Likes |
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by darnley16(m): 1:51pm On Nov 12, 2013 |
aManFromMars: hmm, ph ppl don dey plenty for here. wetin happen?haha na we sure pass na, PH boys on Point |
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by Philipsdael(m): 3:33pm On Nov 12, 2013 |
Bro, Your threads are always facinating with interesting topics that gives much insight that can make a Thinker reduces the ideology of spiritism (expecially christianity) matter of fact, i started ff you when i notice your insights, pardon me as i deviate a little from this topic, like i said in the first 2 comment, you've said the fact" as i deviate from the topic, i'll like to know your ideology of being convince that "God doesn't exist" cos thats the believe of an Atheist. darnley16: I'm a gothic rocer , a proud atheist, I stay In PH too 1 Like |
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by MrTroll(m): 5:08pm On Nov 12, 2013 |
aManFromMars: hmm, ph ppl don dey plenty for here. wetin happen?me sef no know say atheists dey Ph o! where una de hide na? 1 Like |
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by darnley16(m): 12:47am On Nov 13, 2013 |
Mr Troll: me sef no know say atheists dey Ph o! where una de hide na?lol we deh o, I've never hidden mybelif frm$ anybody b4 my whole class knows(law2 UST) |
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by darnley16(m): 12:51am On Nov 13, 2013 |
Philipsdael: Bro,bro the list is endless, u could meet new atheist all around Nigeria.. On our facebook pahe "Nigerian Atheists" where all ur questions about atheism are all answered there, thx I hope tht helped a little |
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by MrTroll(m): 9:51am On Nov 13, 2013 |
darnley16: lol we deh o, I've never hidden mybelif frm$ anybody b4 my whole class knows(law2 UST)maybe we could meet someday |
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by Philipsdael(m): 10:50am On Nov 13, 2013 |
darnley16: bro the list is endless, u could meet new atheist all around Nigeria.. On our facebook page "Nigerian Atheists" where all ur questions about atheism are all answered there, thx I hope tht helped a littleits alryt...! Ride-on, so long as there's peace n harmony in what u do and it gives u joy..... Thats all that matter. 1 Like |
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by darnley16(m): 7:07am On Nov 14, 2013 |
Philipsdael:ya thanks, and I'll keep posting as much more as possible, probably someday u get convinced |
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by EzePromoe: 7:29am On Nov 14, 2013 |
darnley16: haha na we sure pass na, PH boys on PointYou are a PH boy like me but dumb like your master, THE DEVIL. |
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by EzePromoe: 7:33am On Nov 14, 2013 |
Mr Troll: me sef no know say atheists dey Ph o! where una de hide na?Exactly what I asked myself. But I got my answers already. They are inferior chaps who delight in causing rampage in the church just like the coward-in-chief satan |
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by MrTroll(m): 3:36pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
Eze Promoe:boring, boring. *yawn* 2 Likes |
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by RestroFlamez(m): 1:34pm On Nov 20, 2013 |
Fvcking christains refuse to listen to reasons |
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by GeneralShepherd(m): 1:39pm On Nov 20, 2013 |
Restro Flamez: FvckingWhy not let them be? Aren't you trying so hard to evangelise? Before a man discards God He needs to think things through for himself! 1 Like |
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by RestroFlamez(m): 1:52pm On Nov 20, 2013 |
GeneralShepherd:fvcking christians |
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by darnley16(m): 2:07pm On Nov 20, 2013 |
Restro Flamez: fvcking christiansbro pls don't discriminate |
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by GeneralShepherd(m): 2:28pm On Nov 20, 2013 |
Restro Flamez: fvcking christians You seem disturbed... |
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by GeneralShepherd(m): 2:29pm On Nov 20, 2013 |
Eze Promoe: You need a brain transplant my dear 3 Likes |
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by RestroFlamez(m): 3:57pm On Nov 20, 2013 |
GeneralShepherd:lol tell am o, |
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by darnley16(m): 12:12pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
Mr Troll , Do u school in ust ? |
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by plaetton: 1:11pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
Fantastic observation. 1 Like |
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by BossTtdiamonds(m): 1:27pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
Please do learn to format, you don't just copy and paste articles. The way the whole thing is presented is quite annoying and would throw people from reading at first glance. Please do make necessary corrections the next time you post. Well let me try to point out a few things in what you've written. darnley16: What's up How ya |
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by macof(m): 2:30pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
BossTtdiamonds: Please do learn to format, you don't just copy and paste articles. The way the whole thing is presented is quite annoying and would throw people from reading at first glance. Please do make necessary corrections the next time you post. For a person trying to coach us on how to post, does your post look smooth and easy to understand to you? 1 Like |
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by shaneroberts26: 4:32pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
Jesus never died on any cross,he spent his last days in India.He died at the age of 112. |
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by texanomaly(f): 5:36pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
First off let me say, I love the title of this thread. "Classic". Caught my attention immediately. With that said, many have asked what I believe. I'm not sure I can align with any particular Christian religious group at this time. I do believe many have "some" truth. I'm just not sure any have "all" the truth. I am a Christian though. I cannot deny that. Since I believe we continue to learn even after this life, I believe we will never know everything. Anyway, this guy has given me a platform in which to explain some of my beliefs. Here goes... darnley16: Ask yourself what words the original texts the Bible was translated from where. Then go from there. Remember that English was not the original language. ******** The Hebrew Words in The Old Testament koe-desh meant sacred, holy, or dedicated kaw-dosh meant sacred or holy law-seed meant good or holy The Greek Word In The New Testament hag-ee-oes meant sacred, pure or blameless "Saint" originates from the Hebrew word meaning "holy" or "set apart." Here's an example, in Acts 9:13, Simon says, "Lord, I have heard from many about this man, how much evil he has done to your saints [set-apart people] at Jerusalem." "Saints" refers to all those who believe in Christ at Jerusalem, not to a "special" group of people within that group. darnley16: Nope. Everyone born on this Earth will be resurrected. Even those who are evil, and those who are not Christians. Even Atheist. darnley16: You obviously don't know much about ancient history, if you the think the concept of resurrection originated with the Bible. darnley16: Duh...Do you know anything about the history or translation of the Bible? darnley16: SMH...do I even need to say it? darnley16: The abundance of ignorance in this statement is simply too numerous to address at this time. I ask again... Do you know anything about the history or translation of the Bible? darnley16: Well some versions of the Bible very well may have been translated at that time. darnley16: Well "hallelujah, praise The Lord, and wake the dead! There is an intelligent question here at last! I like the guy in this link. I don't agree with all his commentary, but he shows some historical writings relevant to this write up. http://www.str.org/articles/is-there-any-evidence-for-jesus-outside-the-bible "Hostile Non-Biblical Pagan Witnesses There are a number of ancient classical accounts of Jesus from pagan Greek sources. These accounts are generally hostile to Christianity and try to explain away the miraculous nature of Jesus and the events that surrounded his life. Let’s look at these hostile accounts and see what they tell us about Jesus: Thallus (52AD) Thallus is perhaps the earliest secular writer to mention Jesus and he is so ancient that his writings don’t even exist anymore. But Julius Africanus, writing around 221AD does quote Thallus who had previously tried to explain away the darkness that occurred at the point of Jesus’ crucifixion: “On the whole world there pressed a most fearful darkness; and the rocks were rent by an earthquake, and many places in Judea and other districts were thrown down. This darkness Thallus, in the third book of his History, calls, as appears to me without reason, an eclipse of the sun.” (Julius Africanus, Chronography, 18:1) If only more of Thallus’ record could be found, we would see that every aspect of Jesus’ life could be verified with a non-biblical source. But there are some things we can conclude from this account: Jesus lived, he was crucified, and there was an earthquake and darkness at the point of his crucifixion." darnley16: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBNpksB6yns darnley16: "Praise Jesus" Again! Good observation. He is not the same person. God is Heavenly Father. Jesus is His son, our Lord and Savior. They are not the same person. darnley16: "Oh yeah of little faith..." Sorry couldn't resist that one. Hehe darnley16: Just when I was starting to think you had half a brain. What a shame. Smh Once again, the origins of the Bible and it's subsequent translation are beyond some peoples intellect, I suppose. *sighs* darnley16: ...and he redeems himself! True dat bro. I agree with you here. The Bible has many interpretations, misinterpretations and translations. Don't even get me started on the "New" versions. It sure is a kick in the pants, but yeah... It seems to come down to faith. Go figure... God bless ya Hun darnley16: "Yes" as far as it is interpreted correctly. darnley16: Hahahahaha...Nice! |
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by lepasharon(f): 9:29pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
Texanomaly. I see ur beliefs are similar to mine. Where do you translate ur Hebrew since the ancient Hebrew no longer exist anymore apparently |
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