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Jesus And The Zombie Saints by darnley16(m): 4:07pm On Nov 10, 2013
What's up How ya
doing?
Here’s something that
occurred to me a while ago. So
I was inspired to hub about it.
But first, let me say this. I'm
not trying to prove the Bible is
true or false. I'm just taking an
open-minded look at what's
written in it and reporting
what I see.
Some people find certain
verses in the Bible, difficult,
contradictory and hard to
understand. But just shrug
and say "oh well!", and go on
their merry way. I'm not one of
those people.
So here we go,
"And Jesus cried out again
with a loud voice, and yielded
up His spirit. And behold, the
veil of the temple was torn in
two from top to bottom; and
the earth shook and the rocks
were split. The tombs were
opened, and many bodies of
the saints who had fallen
asleep were raised; and
coming out of the tombs. After
His resurrection they entered
the holy city and appeared to
many". Matt 27:50-53
Don't you find this story
interesting? I find it very
interesting. I never hear
anyone, believers or preachers
etc. talk about his scenario.
Dead saints rising from their
graves and walking among the
living, like zombies in the
"Night Of The Living Dead"
zombie movie! Woe!
How many times, have some
of you read this story and just
kind of glossed over the dead
saints rising from their graves
part?
Isn't Jesus supposed to be the
only person to come back from
the dead?
Isn't that a major reason why
Christians believe in Jesus?
Isn’t that part of what they say
makes him different from
anyone else in history?
.But here you have dead
saints rising from the dead
before Jesus does! Uh Oh!
Houston! I think we have a
problem.
Why don't Christians and
preachers talk about this
incident? Why do they skip
over it and only focus on Jesus'
rising from the dead?
Are we supposed to take this
story literally? That multiple
dead people, including Jesus
"came" back from the dead
and showed themselves to
many people, but that news
didn't spread beyond that area
where the incident supposedly
occurred? I don't think so.
No historians from those times
mention this tale.
Here's the first clue that this
story wasn't written during the
time this incident supposedly
occurred or by those who
supposedly witnessed it.
Dead saints!
What dead saints are they
talking about? Were there
saints in the Judaism during
that time? No.
Were there saints in
Christianity at that time? No.
Christianity didn't exist until
well after Jesus' supposed
"ascension" to heaven. So
they couldn't have been
Christian saints. So whose
saints were they?
Lets see what Eason's Bible
Dictionary says about the word
saint,
(Saint)
"one separated from the world
and consecrated to God; one
holy by profession and by
covenant; a believer in Christ
(Psalms 16:3, Romans 1:7 Phil
1:1;Hebrews 6:10).
(The "saints" spoken of in Jude
1:14 are probably not the
disciples of Christ, but the
"innumerable company of
angels" ( Hebrews 12:22 ;
Psalms 68:17, with reference
to Deuteronomy 33:2.This
word is also used of the holy
dead (Matthew 27:52 ;
Revelation 18:24). It was not
used as a distinctive title of
the apostles and evangelists
and of a "spiritual nobility" till
the fourth century. In that
sense it is not a scriptural
title".)
So, they couldn't have been
Christian apostles and
evangelists, because they
weren't called saints until the
fourth century AD, way after
this story was supposedly
written in the first century AD.
So which brand of Christianity
had saints in the fourth
century AD?
El correcto! Catholic
Christianity.
So I would say that this story
had to have been written after
the establishment of Catholic
Christianity and the Catholic
Church, in the fourth century
AD, because that's when the
apostle's and evangelists were
first called saints, wouldn't you
agree?
Do you really believe that if
dead Saints (zombies) came
out of their graves and walked
among the living it wouldn't
have made the "news" of day
or even leave a blip on the
radar screen of ancient
history, except in this story?
If you do...I want some of what
you been smoking!
And what happen to these
zombie saints?
The story says they showed
themselves to many people
after Jesus' resurrection, but
after that we her nothing
about them. Did they climb
back into their graves? Where
did they go? The zombie
saints seemed to be
mentioned in this story, along
with the temple cracking and
the earth quaking, to make
Jesus' death seem like a
supernatural occurrence.
I think this is a made up story.
The reason I say this along
with the other things I’ve
pointed out, is, if Jesus was
the "son of God" and
contradictory, "God in the
flesh". Why did he have to
die? Believers might say to
show he had power over
death. Then why is it when he
was dying on the cross he
cried out "My, My God Why
Have You forsaken me?
" Now from the sixth hour
darkness fell upon all the land
until the ninth hour.About the
ninth hour Jesus cried out with
a loud voice, saying, “ELI, ELI,
LAMA SABACHTHANI?” that is,
“MY GOD, MY GOD, WHY HAVE
YOU FORSAKEN ME?” Matt
27:45-46
Do you think Jesus was crying
out to himself for help or to
someone other them himself
for help?
I think the obvious answer is
someone other than himself
for help. All of this places the
authenticity of this story in the
"great bin of doubt" for me,
what about for you?
Either those who wrote this
story were too stupid to see
the glaring contradictions in
this tale. Or thought those
who would read it, were too
stupid to see them. But then
again, not many people could
read or write during those
times. Priests were the ones
who could read and write and
who educated the royalty and
the nobles. Most of the
common folks couldn't read or
write.
You've heard how if you
whisper something in
someone's ear at party and
tell them to whisper it in
someone else's ear and they
into someone else's ear and so
on and so on. That by the time
it gets back to you. It may
sound nothing like what you
originally said.
So imagine if some Hebrew
speaking person, told a story
like this one to one or more
people thousands of years
ago. Then those people told to
it other people and they told it
to other people and so on and
so on. Then Greek speaking
people learned the story and
told it to others and they told
it to others and so on and so
on. Then Latin speaking
people learned the story and
told to others and so on and so
on. Finally, Old English
speaking people learned the
story and told to others and so
on and so on. And this went on
for thousands of years. Then
we learned the story in
modern English from others
who learned the story from
others and so and so on.
Do you think that story would
sound anything like the
original story told in Hebrew?
Or the one told in Greek? Or
the one told in Latin? On the
one told in Old English?
And your answer is......... I
thought so!
What if this story about Jesus
and the dead zombie saints
rising from their graves and
walking among the living,
were about Buddha or some
other non-Christian god-man,
and you're a Christian would
you believe this story was
true? I didn't think so.
Now apply that same logic to
this story. Do you believe this
story is true?
And your answer is a
resounding...........
To paraphrase the Buddha,
those who accept tradition on
faith, are like a chain of blind
men, holding hands over time,
passing along the message of
what the first one said he saw.
And to quote Jesus, "... if the
blind lead the blind, both shall
fall into the ditch."

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Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by Philipsdael(m): 8:23am On Nov 11, 2013
Fact
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by darnley16(m): 10:31pm On Nov 11, 2013
Philipsdael: Fact
lol true bro
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by Nobody: 11:22pm On Nov 11, 2013
They'll sure be tougher zombies than those Rick Grimes faces in Walking dead, Ezekiel also apparently conjured bony zombies too....the bible is such a fascinating collection of fables....

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Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by darnley16(m): 12:29pm On Nov 12, 2013
emk4lif: They'll sure be tougher zombies than those Rick Grimes faces in Walking dead, Ezekiel also apparently conjured bony zombies too....the bible is such a fascinating collection of fables....
yeah a complete mythological book, they find it hard to belive the greek mythology is real, arguing tht its too illogical to be real, but they adopt the jewish myths ? Come on who is fooling who,,, by the way thx bro
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by darnley16(m): 12:38pm On Nov 12, 2013
emk4lif: They'll sure be tougher zombies than those Rick Grimes faces in Walking dead, Ezekiel also apparently conjured bony zombies too....the bible is such a fascinating collection of fables....
bro just checked ur profile saw we had a lot in common, (I'm a gothic rocer , a proud atheist, I stay In PH too) could u do me a favour and add me of fbk. So we could chat better (Flamez restro) thx
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by Nobody: 1:18pm On Nov 12, 2013
hmm, ph ppl don dey plenty for here. wetin happen? wink grin

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Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by darnley16(m): 1:51pm On Nov 12, 2013
aManFromMars: hmm, ph ppl don dey plenty for here. wetin happen? wink grin
haha na we sure pass na, PH boys on Point
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by Philipsdael(m): 3:33pm On Nov 12, 2013
Bro,
Your threads are always facinating with interesting topics that gives much insight that can make a Thinker reduces the ideology of spiritism (expecially christianity) matter of fact, i started ff you when i notice your insights, pardon me as i deviate a little from this topic, like i said in the first 2 comment, you've said the fact" as i deviate from the topic, i'll like to know your ideology of being convince that "God doesn't exist" cos thats the believe of an Atheist.
darnley16: I'm a gothic rocer , a proud atheist, I stay In PH too

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Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by MrTroll(m): 5:08pm On Nov 12, 2013
aManFromMars: hmm, ph ppl don dey plenty for here. wetin happen? wink grin
me sef no know say atheists dey Ph o! where una de hide na?

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Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by darnley16(m): 12:47am On Nov 13, 2013
Mr Troll: me sef no know say atheists dey Ph o! where una de hide na?
lol we deh o, I've never hidden mybelif frm$ anybody b4 my whole class knows(law2 UST)
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by darnley16(m): 12:51am On Nov 13, 2013
Philipsdael: Bro,
Your threads are always facinating with interesting topics that gives much insight that can make a Thinker reduces the ideology of spiritism (expecially christianity) matter of fact, i started ff you when i notice your insights, pardon me as i deviate a little from this topic, like i said in the first 2 comment, you've said the fact" as i deviate from the topic, i'll like to know your ideology of being convince that "God doesn't exist" cos thats the believe of an Atheist.
bro the list is endless, u could meet new atheist all around Nigeria.. On our facebook pahe "Nigerian Atheists" where all ur questions about atheism are all answered there, thx I hope tht helped a little
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by MrTroll(m): 9:51am On Nov 13, 2013
darnley16: lol we deh o, I've never hidden mybelif frm$ anybody b4 my whole class knows(law2 UST)
maybe we could meet someday wink
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by Philipsdael(m): 10:50am On Nov 13, 2013
darnley16: bro the list is endless, u could meet new atheist all around Nigeria.. On our facebook page "Nigerian Atheists" where all ur questions about atheism are all answered there, thx I hope tht helped a little
its alryt...!
Ride-on, so long as there's peace n harmony in what u do and it gives u joy..... Thats all that matter.

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Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by darnley16(m): 7:07am On Nov 14, 2013
Philipsdael:
its alryt...!
Ride-on, so long as there's peace n harmony in what u do and it gives u joy..... Thats all that matter.
ya thanks, and I'll keep posting as much more as possible, probably someday u get convincedsmiley
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by EzePromoe: 7:29am On Nov 14, 2013
darnley16: haha na we sure pass na, PH boys on Point
You are a PH boy like me but dumb like your master, THE DEVIL.
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by EzePromoe: 7:33am On Nov 14, 2013
Mr Troll: me sef no know say atheists dey Ph o! where una de hide na?
Exactly what I asked myself.

But I got my answers already.

They are inferior chaps who delight in causing rampage in the church just like the coward-in-chief satan grin
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by MrTroll(m): 3:36pm On Nov 14, 2013
Eze Promoe:
Exactly what I asked myself.

But I got my answers already.

They are inferior chaps who delight in causing rampage in the church just like the coward-in-chief satan grin
boring, boring. *yawn*

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Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by RestroFlamez(m): 1:34pm On Nov 20, 2013
Fvcking
christains refuse to listen to reasons
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by GeneralShepherd(m): 1:39pm On Nov 20, 2013
Restro Flamez: Fvcking
christains refuse to listen to reasons
Why not let them be? Aren't you trying so hard to evangelise? Before a man discards God He needs to think things through for himself!

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Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by RestroFlamez(m): 1:52pm On Nov 20, 2013
GeneralShepherd:
Why not let them be? Aren't you trying so hard to evangelise? Before a man discards God He needs to think things through for himself!
fvcking christians
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by darnley16(m): 2:07pm On Nov 20, 2013
Restro Flamez: fvcking christians
bro pls don't discriminate
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by GeneralShepherd(m): 2:28pm On Nov 20, 2013
Restro Flamez: fvcking christians

You seem disturbed...
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by GeneralShepherd(m): 2:29pm On Nov 20, 2013
Eze Promoe:
Exactly what I asked myself.

But I got my answers already.

They are inferior chaps who delight in causing rampage in the church just like the coward-in-chief satan grin

You need a brain transplant my dear

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Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by RestroFlamez(m): 3:57pm On Nov 20, 2013
GeneralShepherd:

You need a brain transplant my dear
lol tell am o,
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by darnley16(m): 12:12pm On Sep 06, 2014
Mr Troll , Do u school in ust ?
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by plaetton: 1:11pm On Sep 06, 2014
Fantastic observation.

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Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by BossTtdiamonds(m): 1:27pm On Sep 06, 2014
Please do learn to format, you don't just copy and paste articles. The way the whole thing is presented is quite annoying and would throw people from reading at first glance. Please do make necessary corrections the next time you post.

Well let me try to point out a few things in what you've written.

darnley16: What's up How ya
doing?
Here’s something that
occurred to me a while ago. So
I was inspired to hub about it.
But first, let me say this. I'm
not trying to prove the Bible is
true or false. I'm just taking an
open-minded look at what's
written in it and reporting
what I see.
Some people find certain
verses in the Bible, difficult,
contradictory and hard to
understand. But just shrug
and say "oh well!", and go on
their merry way. I'm not one of
those people.
So here we go,
"And Jesus cried out again
with a loud voice, and yielded
up His spirit. And behold, the
veil of the temple was torn in
two from top to bottom; and
the earth shook and the rocks
were split. The tombs were
opened, and many bodies of
the saints who had fallen
asleep were raised; and
coming out of the tombs. After
His resurrection they entered
the holy city and appeared to
many". Matt 27:50-53
Don't you find this story
interesting? I find it very
interesting. I never hear
anyone, believers or preachers
etc. talk about his scenario.
Dead saints rising from their
graves and walking among the
living, like zombies in the
"Night Of The Living Dead"
zombie movie! Woe!
In as much as I'd admit I laughed when I read this, I still have to point out a few things that might be meaningful or meaningless to you depending on how you intend to view it.
"They were raised from the dead" in this context refers to total reanimation as opposed to that of the zombies you mentioned here which I'd term partial reanimation; reason being zombies are not reanimated to full consciousness. Hope We're clear on the zombie part


How many times, have some
of you read this story and just
kind of glossed over the dead
saints rising from their graves
part?
Isn't Jesus supposed to be the
only person to come back from
the dead?
Nope actually a few other people did come back/were reanimated after they previously were dead.. Here are examples...
1. Elijah resurrected the son of Zarephath's widow 1 Kings 17:17-24
2. Elisha resurrected the son of the great Shunammite woman 2 Kings 4. 2 Kings 4:35 specifics
3. A dead man comes back to life when he touches Elisha's bones Kings 13:21
4. Jesus resurrects the widow's son at Nain Luke 7:13-15
5. Jesus raises Jairus' daughter from the dead Matthew 9:25
6. Jesus raises Lazarus from the dead John 11:43-44
I tried my best to make sure the one's I mentioned below we're before the death of Our Savior to clear any misconception.


Isn't that a major reason why
Christians believe in Jesus?

Are you kidding me, you cant understand what you don't believe, the reason for your confusion.
Here are some reasons Christians believe in Jesus.
1. His Virgin Birth: Prophet Isiah had said Jesus would be born of a virgin Isaiah 7:14, then again Matthew 1:18-25 tells us how Jesus was born.
2. Fulfilled Prophecy: Jesus fulfilled over three hundred prophecies. He had the right ancestors - Abraham and David (Matthew 1:1-17). He was born in the right city - Bethlehem (Micah 5:2; Matthew 2:5-6). He died on the cross (Isaiah 53). He rose from the dead (Psalm 16:8-10; Luke 24:6, 31, 34).
3. His Sinless Life: The Bible teaches all men have sinned (Romans 3:23; 1 John 1:6-10). But, Jesus did not commit sin (1 Peter 2:21-23). Jesus was tempted just like us, but he did not sin (Hebrews 4:14-15; Matthew 4:1-11).
4. His Miracles: Bible verses and list is endless

I hope we're Cleared on this issue.


Isn’t that part of what they say
makes him different from
anyone else in history?
Already Cleared ..

.But here you have dead
saints rising from the dead
before Jesus does! Uh Oh!
Houston! I think we have a
problem.
Wrong Again

Why don't Christians and
preachers talk about this
incident? They do, you probably didn't listen or you probably never had the chance to listen since they preach in a place called the Church
Why do they skip
over it and only focus on Jesus'
rising from the dead?
Already Cleared
Are we supposed to take this
story literally? That multiple
dead people, including Jesus
"came" back from the dead
and showed themselves to
many people, but that news
didn't spread beyond that area
where the incident supposedly
occurred?I don't think so. Absolutely, that's why you need the Holy Spirit for divine intervention
No historians from those times
mention this tale. Who said they didn't ?? Remember Atheists ?? Remember they don't believe??
Here's the first clue that this
story wasn't written during the
time this incident supposedly
occurred or by those who
supposedly witnessed it. Give Scooby a Snack, he might find out more clues
Dead saints!
What dead saints are they
talking about? Were there
saints in the Judaism during
that time? No.
Were there saints in
Christianity at that time? No. Go through your definition and insert its meaning here, this should enlighten you more. Until then..
Christianity didn't exist until
well after Jesus' supposed
"ascension" to heaven. So
they couldn't have been
Christian saints. The Bible didn't say they we're Christian Saints, where's you get yours from?? So whose
saints were they?
Lets see what Eason's Bible
Dictionary says about the word
saint,
(Saint)
"one separated from the world
and consecrated to God; one
holy by profession and by
covenant; a believer in Christ
I hope you know the meanings are divided by the semicolons e.g "One separated from the world and consecrated to God" is one meaning of the word Saint, while "One holy by profession and by covenant" is another. Hope you get the logic.
(Psalms 16:3, Romans 1:7 Phil
1:1;Hebrews 6:10).
(The "saints" spoken of in Jude
1:14 are probably not the
disciples of Christ, but the
"innumerable company of
angels" ( Hebrews 12:22 ;
Psalms 68:17, with reference
to Deuteronomy 33:2.This
word is also used of the holy
dead
Voila!!.. I hope you Understand (Matthew 27:52 ;
Revelation 18:24). It was not
used as a distinctive title of
the apostles and evangelists
and of a "spiritual nobility" till
the fourth century. In that
sense it is not a scriptural
title".) Are you serious? What happened to the one(s) in Deuteronomy ch 33 ??. Oh! you hid them under the sheets. Gotcha!.
So, they couldn't have been
Christian apostles and
evangelists, because they
weren't called saints until the
fourth century AD, way after
this story was supposedly
written in the first century AD. Now you're no longer making sense.
So which brand of Christianity
had saints in the fourth
century AD? Bruh!... I rest my case....

El correcto! Catholic
Christianity.
So I would say that this story
had to have been written after
the establishment of Catholic
Christianity and the Catholic
Church, in the fourth century
AD, because that's when the
apostle's and evangelists were
first called saints, wouldn't you
agree?
Do you really believe that if
dead Saints (zombies) came
out of their graves and walked
among the living it wouldn't
have made the "news" of day
or even leave a blip on the
radar screen of ancient
history, except in this story?
If you do...I want some of what
you been smoking!
And what happen to these
zombie saints?
The story says they showed
themselves to many people
after Jesus' resurrection, but
after that we her nothing
about them. Did they climb
back into their graves? Where
did they go? The zombie
saints seemed to be
mentioned in this story, along
with the temple cracking and
the earth quaking, to make
Jesus' death seem like a
supernatural occurrence.
I think this is a made up story.
The reason I say this along
with the other things I’ve
pointed out, is, if Jesus was
the "son of God" and
contradictory, "God in the
flesh". Why did he have to
die? Believers might say to
show he had power over
death. Then why is it when he
was dying on the cross he
cried out "My, My God Why
Have You forsaken me?
" Now from the sixth hour
darkness fell upon all the land
until the ninth hour.About the
ninth hour Jesus cried out with
a loud voice, saying, “ELI, ELI,
LAMA SABACHTHANI?” that is,
“MY GOD, MY GOD, WHY HAVE
YOU FORSAKEN ME?” Matt
27:45-46
Do you think Jesus was crying
out to himself for help or to
someone other them himself
for help?
I think the obvious answer is
someone other than himself
for help. All of this places the
authenticity of this story in the
"great bin of doubt" for me,
what about for you?
Either those who wrote this
story were too stupid to see
the glaring contradictions in
this tale. Or thought those
who would read it, were too
stupid to see them. But then
again, not many people could
read or write during those
times. Priests were the ones
who could read and write and
who educated the royalty and
the nobles. Most of the
common folks couldn't read or
write.
You've heard how if you
whisper something in
someone's ear at party and
tell them to whisper it in
someone else's ear and they
into someone else's ear and so
on and so on. That by the time
it gets back to you. It may
sound nothing like what you
originally said.
So imagine if some Hebrew
speaking person, told a story
like this one to one or more
people thousands of years
ago. Then those people told to
it other people and they told it
to other people and so on and
so on. Then Greek speaking
people learned the story and
told it to others and they told
it to others and so on and so
on. Then Latin speaking
people learned the story and
told to others and so on and so
on. Finally, Old English
speaking people learned the
story and told to others and so
on and so on. And this went on
for thousands of years. Then
we learned the story in
modern English from others
who learned the story from
others and so and so on.
Do you think that story would
sound anything like the
original story told in Hebrew?
Or the one told in Greek? Or
the one told in Latin? On the
one told in Old English?
And your answer is......... I
thought so!
What if this story about Jesus
and the dead zombie saints
rising from their graves and
walking among the living,
were about Buddha or some
other non-Christian god-man,
and you're a Christian would
you believe this story was
true? I didn't think so.
Now apply that same logic to
this story. Do you believe this
story is true?
And your answer is a
resounding...........
To paraphrase the Buddha,
those who accept tradition on
faith, are like a chain of blind
men, holding hands over time,
passing along the message of
what the first one said he saw.
And to quote Jesus, "... if the
blind lead the blind, both shall
fall into the ditch."
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by macof(m): 2:30pm On Sep 06, 2014
BossTtdiamonds: Please do learn to format, you don't just copy and paste articles. The way the whole thing is presented is quite annoying and would throw people from reading at first glance. Please do make necessary corrections the next time you post.

Well let me try to point out a few things in what you've written.


For a person trying to coach us on how to post, does your post look smooth and easy to understand to you?

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Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by shaneroberts26: 4:32pm On Sep 06, 2014
Jesus never died on any cross,he spent his last days in India.He died at the age of 112.
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by texanomaly(f): 5:36pm On Sep 06, 2014
First off let me say, I love the title of this thread. "Classic". cheesy Caught my attention immediately.

With that said, many have asked what I believe. I'm not sure I can align with any particular Christian religious group at this time. I do believe many have "some" truth. I'm just not sure any have "all" the truth. I am a Christian though. I cannot deny that. Since I believe we continue to learn even after this life, I believe we will never know everything.

Anyway, this guy has given me a platform in which to explain some of my beliefs. Here goes...

darnley16:

Matt 27:50-53

Ask yourself what words the original texts the Bible was translated from where. Then go from there. Remember that English was not the original language.

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The Hebrew Words in The Old Testament

koe-desh meant sacred, holy, or dedicated

kaw-dosh meant sacred or holy

law-seed meant good or holy

The Greek Word In The New Testament

hag-ee-oes meant sacred, pure or blameless


"Saint" originates from the Hebrew word meaning "holy" or "set apart." Here's an example, in Acts 9:13, Simon says, "Lord, I have heard from many about this man, how much evil he has done to your saints [set-apart people] at Jerusalem." "Saints" refers to all those who believe in Christ at Jerusalem, not to a "special" group of people within that group.

darnley16:
Isn't Jesus supposed to be the
only person to come back from
the dead?

Nope. Everyone born on this Earth will be resurrected. Even those who are evil, and those who are not Christians. Even Atheist. shocked

darnley16:
Are we supposed to take this
story literally? That multiple
dead people, including Jesus
"came" back from the dead
and showed themselves to
many people, but that news
didn't spread beyond that area
where the incident supposedly
occurred? I don't think so.
No historians from those times
mention this tale.

You obviously don't know much about ancient history, if you the think the concept of resurrection originated with the Bible.


darnley16:
Here's the first clue that this
story wasn't written during the
time this incident supposedly
occurred or by those who
supposedly witnessed it.

Duh...Do you know anything about the history or translation of the Bible?

darnley16:
Dead saints!
What dead saints are they
talking about? Were there
saints in the Judaism during
that time? No.
Were there saints in
Christianity at that time? No.
Christianity didn't exist until
well after Jesus' supposed
"ascension" to heaven. So
they couldn't have been
Christian saints. So whose
saints were they?

SMH...do I even need to say it?

darnley16:
Lets see what Eason's Bible
Dictionary says about the word
saint,
(Saint)
"one separated from the world
and consecrated to God; one
holy by profession and by
covenant; a believer in Christ
(Psalms 16:3, Romans 1:7 Phil
1:1;Hebrews 6:10).
(The "saints" spoken of in Jude
1:14 are probably not the
disciples of Christ, but the
"innumerable company of
angels" ( Hebrews 12:22 ;
Psalms 68:17, with reference
to Deuteronomy 33:2.This
word is also used of the holy
dead (Matthew 27:52 ;
Revelation 18:24). It was not
used as a distinctive title of
the apostles and evangelists
and of a "spiritual nobility" till
the fourth century. In that
sense it is not a scriptural
title".)
So, they couldn't have been
Christian apostles and
evangelists, because they
weren't called saints until the
fourth century AD, way after
this story was supposedly
written in the first century AD.
So which brand of Christianity
had saints in the fourth
century AD?
El correcto! Catholic
Christianity.

The abundance of ignorance in this statement is simply too numerous to address at this time. I ask again...
Do you know anything about the history or translation of the Bible?

darnley16:
So I would say that this story
had to have been written after
the establishment of Catholic
Christianity and the Catholic
Church, in the fourth century
AD, because that's when the
apostle's and evangelists were
first called saints, wouldn't you
agree?

Well some versions of the Bible very well may have been translated at that time.

darnley16:
Do you really believe that if
dead Saints (zombies) came
out of their graves and walked
among the living it wouldn't
have made the "news" of day
or even leave a blip on the
radar screen of ancient
history, except in this story?
If you do...I want some of what
you been smoking!
And what happen to these
zombie saints?

Well "hallelujah, praise The Lord, and wake the dead! There is an intelligent question here at last!

I like the guy in this link. I don't agree with all his commentary, but he shows some historical writings relevant to this write up.

http://www.str.org/articles/is-there-any-evidence-for-jesus-outside-the-bible


"Hostile Non-Biblical Pagan Witnesses


There are a number of ancient classical accounts of Jesus from pagan Greek sources. These accounts are generally hostile to Christianity and try to explain away the miraculous nature of Jesus and the events that surrounded his life. Let’s look at these hostile accounts and see what they tell us about Jesus:

Thallus (52AD)
Thallus is perhaps the earliest secular writer to mention Jesus and he is so ancient that his writings don’t even exist anymore. But Julius Africanus, writing around 221AD does quote Thallus who had previously tried to explain away the darkness that occurred at the point of Jesus’ crucifixion:

“On the whole world there pressed a most fearful darkness; and the rocks were rent by an earthquake, and many places in Judea and other districts were thrown down. This darkness Thallus, in the third book of his History, calls, as appears to me without reason, an eclipse of the sun.” (Julius Africanus, Chronography, 18:1)

If only more of Thallus’ record could be found, we would see that every aspect of Jesus’ life could be verified with a non-biblical source. But there are some things we can conclude from this account: Jesus lived, he was crucified, and there was an earthquake and darkness at the point of his crucifixion."


darnley16:
Why did he have to
die?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBNpksB6yns

darnley16:
Do you think Jesus was crying
out to himself for help or to
someone other them himself
for help?
I think the obvious answer is
someone other than himself
for help.

"Praise Jesus" Again! Good observation. He is not the same person. God is Heavenly Father. Jesus is His son, our Lord and Savior. They are not the same person.

darnley16:
All of this places the
authenticity of this story in the
"great bin of doubt" for me,
what about for you?

"Oh yeah of little faith..." Sorry couldn't resist that one. Hehe

darnley16:
Either those who wrote this
story were too stupid to see
the glaring contradictions in
this tale. Or thought those
who would read it, were too
stupid to see them. But then
again, not many people could
read or write during those
times. Priests were the ones
who could read and write and
who educated the royalty and
the nobles. Most of the
common folks couldn't read or
write.

Just when I was starting to think you had half a brain. What a shame. Smh
Once again, the origins of the Bible and it's subsequent translation are beyond some peoples intellect, I suppose. *sighs*

darnley16:
You've heard how if you
whisper something in
someone's ear at party and
tell them to whisper it in
someone else's ear and they
into someone else's ear and so
on and so on. That by the time
it gets back to you. It may
sound nothing like what you
originally said.
So imagine if some Hebrew
speaking person, told a story
like this one to one or more
people thousands of years
ago. Then those people told to
it other people and they told it
to other people and so on and
so on. Then Greek speaking
people learned the story and
told it to others and they told
it to others and so on and so
on. Then Latin speaking
people learned the story and
told to others and so on and so
on. Finally, Old English
speaking people learned the
story and told to others and so
on and so on. And this went on
for thousands of years. Then
we learned the story in
modern English from others
who learned the story from
others and so and so on.
Do you think that story would
sound anything like the
original story told in Hebrew?
Or the one told in Greek? Or
the one told in Latin? On the
one told in Old English?
And your answer is......... I
thought so!

...and he redeems himself! True dat bro. I agree with you here. The Bible has many interpretations, misinterpretations and translations. Don't even get me started on the "New" versions.

It sure is a kick in the pants, but yeah... It seems to come down to faith. Go figure...


God bless ya Hun

darnley16:
What if this story about Jesus
and the dead zombie saints
rising from their graves and
walking among the living,
were about Buddha or some
other non-Christian god-man,
and you're a Christian would
you believe this story was
true? I didn't think so.
Now apply that same logic to
this story. Do you believe this
story is true?
And your answer is a
resounding...........

"Yes" as far as it is interpreted correctly.

darnley16:
To paraphrase the Buddha,
those who accept tradition on
faith, are like a chain of blind
men, holding hands over time,
passing along the message of
what the first one said he saw.
And to quote Jesus, "... if the
blind lead the blind, both shall
fall into the ditch."

Hahahahaha...Nice!
Re: Jesus And The Zombie Saints by lepasharon(f): 9:29pm On Sep 06, 2014
Texanomaly. I see ur beliefs are similar to mine. Where do you translate ur Hebrew since the ancient Hebrew no longer exist anymore apparently

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