A ::R::apist entered a bedroom, tied up the husband and wife, kissed the wife's ear and went to the bathroom...

The husband said to the wife "satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong. I love u"

Wife said "he didn't kiss me, he whispered in my ear dat he is ::g::a::y::, he needs vaseline and I told him it's in the bathroom. So be strong, I love u too......!!!

LOL funny!
Akpos was taking his final exam at Police College in Kano. Here is one of the questions:

"You are on patrol in the outskirts of Kano when an explosion occurs in the township.

On investigation you find a large hole has been blown in the footpath and there is an overturned van lying nearby. Inside the van there is a strong smell of alcohol. Both occupants a man and woman are injured.

You recognize the woman as the wife of your Divisional Inspector, who is at present away on a Peace Making Mission In Sudan.

A passing motorist stops to offer you assistance and you realize that he is a man who is wanted for armed robbery.

Suddenly a man runs out of a nearby house, shouting that his wife is expecting a baby and that the shock of the explosion has made the birth imminent.

Another man is crying for help, having been blown into an adjacent Canal by the explosion, and he cannot swim.

Describe in a few words what action you would take?"

Akpos thought for a moment, picked up his pen, and wrote: "I would take off my uniform and mingle with the crowd, do you want to turn me to a mad man?"

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Ma no talk,, coz if i do they will say i'v spoil someone's thread,,,jst passing

fleyboy02: Ma no talk,, coz if i do they will say i'v spoil someone's thread,,,jst passing

What else can you say other than I have read it before?

Emmyk:
What else can you say other than I have read it before?

If that is the case i would be the happiest guy,,but the jokez are as dry as hamatan kolanut,,,,mayb u should go deep and fish out those that are funny so you will get more viewers,,,,still passing

The Akpos one is funny. . . In such a case, you call for a backup.

fleyboy02: If that is the case i would be the happiest guy,,but the jokez are as dry as hamatan kolanut,,,,mayb u should go deep and fish out those that are funny so you will get more viewers,,,,still passing

You try.


It's not my Joke. saw it somewhere. Now lemme have yours

Emmyk: You try.


It's not my Joke. saw it somewhere. Now lemme have yours

when you have your original copy i will drop mine,,,,,