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| Fashola And Attiku Joke Of The Day by satowind(m): 2:02pm On Nov 20, 2013 |
A SATIRE THE SECRET TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BTW NGIGE AND TINUBU REVEALED.!!!! Tinubu: Onwa weting happen now? Ngige: Good day Asiwaju Tinubu: What's good about the day when eclipse happen for your dormot? BTW, weting make you off your phone? Ngige: Sorry sir, I be wan call you now Tinubu: There is nothing to call me for, I hear weting happen Ngige: But sir, hope still hope dey o Tinubu: Which kan hope be that? Ngige: The 65 units now? Tinubu: Your head correct at all? The total polling units na 4,608 and you think say 65 go make you win? Abi u be witch? Ngige: Oga, na Plan A be that o Tinubu: Weting be Plan B? Ngige: Cancellation or we go court. But I wan make you activate the Lagos/Ibadan Liars make them start dey spread propaganda and dey invent stories quick quick. Tinubu: Ngige Ngige Ngige. How many times I call you? Ngige: Three times Asiwaju Tinubu: Nothing go save you. I sent that short-devil called El-rufai to go rig the election. Instead make him keep e mouth shut, he announced am for Facebook/Twitter. Na so SSS take know about am Ngige: Aha, abi wan report that short man to you sef Tinubu: No report anything. No be him make you lose. Nwoye wey campaign for just 2 weeks get votes pass you. I dey shame for you Ngige: No be like that o, Jega follow do am too Tinubu: Na lie! I told you say your people go reject you but you no believe. Dem reject you for 2003, 2006 & 2010. Why you think say them no go reject you again? Na same problem wey I get with Buhari wey make me no wan make e run in 2015 because Nigerians don reject am sotee I don lose count. Ngige: Make I talk true. Na Fashola make me lose this election Tinubu: For weting na? How my boy make you lose? Ngige: No be him deport my people? Tinubu: But, I be tell am make e beg now and he did. Na my boy make them reject you for 2010 too? Anyway, no be weting I call u for. I be businessman and you sabi how much I put for this election, N3.21 Bn, so I need am back in 2 weeks. I no be Chris Uba, |
| Re: Fashola And Attiku Joke Of The Day by satowind(m): 2:02pm On Nov 20, 2013 |
Funny as hell but the naked reality. |
| Re: Fashola And Attiku Joke Of The Day by ruffhandu: 5:04pm On Nov 20, 2013 |
satowind: Funny as hell Really funny |
| Re: Fashola And Attiku Joke Of The Day by Nobody: 6:26pm On Nov 20, 2013 |
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| Re: Fashola And Attiku Joke Of The Day by ify84(m): 8:04pm On Nov 20, 2013 |
I don laff tire... permission to copy and paste... |
| Re: Fashola And Attiku Joke Of The Day by satowind(m): 9:24am On Nov 27, 2013 |
ify84: I don laff tire... permission to copy and paste... Permission granted. Those apc guys dat move stuffz to front page won't move this |
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