Men in India are already beginning to celebrate as
the annual Assam Ra*pe Festival is just days away.
Every non-married girl age 7-16 will have the chance
to flee to safety or get ra*ped. Madhuban Ahluwalia
who heads up the annual festival told reporters why
the event is so important. “This is a long time
tradition in Assam dating back thousands of years,”
says Ahluwalia. “We rape the evil demons out of the
girls, otherwise they will cheat on us and we will be
forced to kill them. So it is necessary for everyone.”
The Assam Festival began in 43 BC when Baalkrishan
Tamil Nadu molested everyone in his village of
Doomdooma. Baalkrishan Tamil Nadu is remembered
every year at this event, in fact the trophy given to
the man with the most rapes is called “The
Baalkrishan”. 24-year-old Harikrishna Majumdar told
reporters that he has been training all year for this
event. “I’m going to get the most ra*pes this year.
I’ve been practicing all year. I ra*pe my sister and her
friends every day. I will be rape superstar number
one! I will get the Baalkrishan prize this year for
sure!” 12-year-old Jaitashri Majumdar told reporters
she almost made it through last year’s festival
without getting ra*ped. “I came so close to not
getting ra*ped. I almost got to the ‘ra*pe-free-zone’
at the edge of town, but at the last minute 9 men
jumped on me and molested me. Luckily I am just
recovering now so I can participate in this year’s
events, otherwise I would be put to death by
stoning.” 34-year-old Brian Barnett from Toronto who
is visiting Assam on business told reporters he will
be missing the festivities this year. “My company did
not tell me anything about a ra*pe festival
happening while I was here. Are you serious, a ra*pe
festival? I’m getting the f*ck out of this backwards
country tonight.” India is second in reported rapes in
the world only behind the United States, though
critics are quick to point out that is only because
most rapes in India go unreported.
SOURCE: http://..com/2013/11/
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Bizzare
Will dis affect 4reners.. I have my relations in india.. SOMEBODY HELP!!!