Dannylux: Now tell me how you go make heaven?

engineerd: YOU EXHIBIT ALL THE TRAITS OF A PSYCHOPATH!!!

PAGAN 9JA:




- Ok these are a few I can remember.

I once got into a fight because another guy told me that this particular guy insulted my mother. the same guy went and told the other guy that I insulted his mother.

I then get up from my seat and ask the dude if he insulted my mother. He insults me with some vulgarities.

I get angry and pick up a fight with him.

After I beat him up (he was bleeding on the chest) , it turns out that he didnt insult my mother.

I then beat up the other guy as well for good measure.

-There was this one time when this boy from another group tried to bully me. I was new to the school.

He pushed me on the chest. I then caught his neck and threw him on the tables. we were then involved in choking each other until our mates separated us. SInce then weve been on good terms.


- Once this fellow insulted me for being a Pagan and for having marks on my face. I beat the hell out of the guy. I then went to the headmaster and complained that the guy beat me up.

The guy was in trouble after that.


-There was this time when the teacher appointed me to monitor the class. she gave me a stick to control them. I thrashed many people for simple offences. these were people i disliked. they couldn't retaliate because they would be in trouble and i had the stick as well.

After that I made a few enemies.

this was about the only time i cam close to bullying.

there are many other instances, but these stand out very fresh in my mind.

oyb: i have always thought of the senior years in secondary school as a window into the soul of the average Nigerian in a position of power

the gross abuses and chancing of juniors are the same things you see senators, governors local govt chairmen doing to regular citizens

Psychedelia:
Told him to "Sing me the Lithuanian national anthem, in sync with Beethoven's 9th Symphony".

Psychedelia: I enjoyed ordering Ebube to sing me the Lithuanian national anthem while delivering some thunderous whips of the belt to his stuupiid asss for getting it wrong.
Foolish boy wey no sabi respect im elders because dem been dey follow am wear shorts during JSS classes.

For my secondary school time, all JS students dey wear shorts, while all SS students dey wear trousers. So, because of that, the JSS2 baggar dey insult me wey dey JSS3 anyhow, shebi? Because I been get small pikin face, dey tuck in properly, na im the airhead dey insult me anyhow, thinking say na JSS1 boy im dey hala?

Anyway, before my Junior WAEC, na im I jot down the names of all those junior boys and JSS2 baggars wey dey piss me off, say for next year dem go hear nwii for my hand.

As soon as dem don paste my name for the list of SS1 guys, na im I get "straight down to business". And my first victim na dat mumu Ebube guy wey dey wear "slip-on" (palms) dey come school instead of the school-approved shoes.
Soon as he saw me bouncing into his class like Sylvester Stallone in Rocky 2, mothafucka knew the gig was up.
And before he could even get up with that shhitt-eating grin of his to say "nwannem oma, na you be dis?" I don burn am korret slap.
Told him to "Sing me the Lithuanian national anthem, in sync with Beethoven's 9th Symphony".
"I si gini?" was his reply. Na im I burn am the second slap.

Earned quite a reputation that had those JSS3 punks jumping windows as soon as I got to their classes. Small children wey wan take me do nonsense before. Ndi ara.

god_of_music: I just did a flashback on my secondary school days when i was a senior with an official post. I was the 'Cultural and Game prefect' then. . .
It was fun being a senior mheen!
And i was a really cunny and controversial one.

My punishments at times were irrelevant but the juniors couldn't do anything about it

These are some of them:
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I flogged a junior because he looked at me two times: The kid was just passing by and 'naturally' he just looked at the direction i was sitting, and then looked again. I called him and asked him why he was looking at me with bad eyes? And he was like: No o! Senior i'm not looking at you like that oo
I asked him to go buy a cain in the school shop for me. . He came back with the cain and i asked him to put his hands on the wall, he did...then i trashed him 7 times
The guy cried to the class

I punished a student because he was taller than me: I entered into the JSS3 class and i noticed this boy who was way taller than me, i thought it was an insult so i asked him to come out of the class. He came out, and i slapped him before i trashed him mercileslly

I punished a student because he was wearing the same shoes like mine: This one pissed me off! The guy was just in JSS1 and he wore the same shoe with me! I ceased the shoes and asked him to pick all the stones in a particular area under the hot sun

I punished a female student cause her voice was finer than mine: In the school choir, i was the director and she was just a member. She was in SS1 tho. . . She was given the solo in a song we were to present in the state capital, and i was actually given that role but her voice was just so fine
Since that day i ask her to stand ontop her locker whenever i'm in the class.

More coming. . . .

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sammycarz: I remembered askin one jss 1 student to go n collect a book frm a friend of mine ,tittle MY JOURNEY WILL NEVER END by john walker....the book neva existed.the poor guy waka tired frm one hotel to anoda.

hiroz: c plenty psycopaths and narcissist.why i go dey punish juniors when i no even like to go school then.