Here are some I have seen:

Lirusehn:if u wanna knw me jez create a Topic.i bring HOrrOR.i spitoutbittertruthful words.if u avent met me 'dnt b naughty' wev got d whole of ur TIME.bsidz,wahala b like bicycle e nor dey hard me start

Tolexander: nairaland is like a toilet built by seun, where different people(members) come with a mask to poo. The moderators are poo caretakers and the guests, flies. Unfortunately, many members fight on top poo

Fredoooooo: Ogun the god of iron no dey collect bribe, so stay on your lane

Got any? Pls kindly share yours

For me, Checking others profile is like wasting of my precious MB. Maybe i should start checking in other to kn0w s0me funny signature.

You don't need to check other people's profile to see their signature. It is automatically embedded beneath their post

Hun Hun? Dont kn0w, i cant even see it...actually am new here. Maybe you should teach/tell me how to view it

Wizdray: Hun Hun? Dont kn0w, i cant even see it...actually am new here. Maybe you should teach/tell me how to view it

If you have signature, you'd be able to view others own

This' another signature

fairari022: seun must marry a nairalander

so, if Seun doesn't marry a nairalander, what would happen??

Here is another one: imsu.boi: | | On judgment day, I'll just hold a Nigerian flag to show God I've been to hell already.. || ||

donphilopus: This' another signature

fairari022: seun must marry a nairalander

so, if Seun doesn't marry a nairalander, what would happen??

Lol, yawa go gas

torres2:

Lol, yawa go gas

say na wetin happen??

torres2: Here are some I have seen:

Lirusehn:if u wanna knw me jez create a Topic.i bring HOrrOR.i spitoutbittertruthful words.if u avent met me 'dnt b naughty' wev got d whole of ur TIME.bsidz,wahala b like bicycle e nor dey hard me start

ghen ghen. *Smiles*

Wizdray: For me, Checking others profile is like wasting of my precious MB. Maybe i should start checking in other to kn0w s0me funny signature.

mtchew

torres2:
Tolexander: nairaland is like a toilet built by seun, where different people(members) come with a mask to poo. The moderators are poo caretakers and the guests, flies. Unfortunately, many members fight on top poo

dis very one and ur siggy got me laffin

Wizdray: Hun Hun? Dont kn0w, i cant even see it...actually am new here. Maybe you should teach/tell me how to view it

why didnt u just shut up in d stead of ranting wen u knw nothing about NL.

prinx55555: why didnt u just shut up in d stead of ranting wen u knw nothing about NL.

u even get tym 2 quote am sev. Omo liv am,na attention d fool dey seek.

This one is Awkward; if satan criticizes PDP, then APC(anti progressive cultist) will label satan progressive........

here goes.:

(m)¤ Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.

(f)¤ People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

(m)¤ I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral.

(f)¤ Women and cats will do as they please, men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

(f)¤ u actually read that? thought u were illiterate..

Real cool huh... . . then it gets serious:..
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Beware of these creatures!|mukina2, sexkillz & deols.They can rrrape you on this site. I m a victim.|Last Bullet:|Say no to unjust bans on Nairaland.
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also:

MUL TIPLE COLORS

ya'll should stop typing with multiple colors, its annoying and bad for d eyes.


Nota Bene(NB): Cant recall d monikers but sure of d sexes..

funkymallam - i mix dittol with my haterz alomo , if i don't take care of them who will ?
idowugbo - never mistake my hospitality for endurance
torres2 - If satan criticizes PDP, then APC(anti progressive cultist) will label Satan a progressive

fredoooooo: funkymallam - i mix dittol with my haterz alomo , if i don't take care of them who will ?
idowugbo - never mistake my hospitality for endurance
torres2 - If satan criticizes PDP, then APC(anti progressive cultist) will label Satan a progressive

JUM▲NJI:
here goes.:

(m)¤ Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.

(f)¤ People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

(m)¤ I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral.

(f)¤ Women and cats will do as they please, men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

(f)¤ u actually read that? thought u were illiterate..

Real cool huh... . . then it gets serious:..
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Beware of these creatures!|mukina2, sexkillz & deols.They can rrrape you on this site. I m a victim.|Last Bullet:|Say no to unjust bans on Nairaland.
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also:

MUL TIPLE COLORS

ya'll should stop typing with multiple colors, its annoying and bad for d eyes.


Nota Bene(NB): Cant recall d monikers but sure of d sexes..

siggy=>>> Okiki Oluwa

donphilopus: If you have signature, you'd be able to view others own

Alryt Bro

prinx55555: mtchew

Sorry

prinx55555: why didnt u just shut up in d stead of ranting wen u knw nothing about NL.

oops....sowie o bt Yu shuldnt have it personal lyk dis guy

Mukina2: Everybody has a photographic memory, some just don't have films

lirusehn: u even get tym 2 quote am sev. Omo liv am,na attention d fool dey seek.

What attention am i seeking here? I d0nt kn0w it mean am seeking for an attenti0n? Sumtyms, i realy w0nder what is inside the brain box of s0me people. Seriously, u nid psychiatric treatment

shouldn't I just change my sig?

Wizdray: What attention am i seeking here? I d0nt kn0w it mean am seeking for an attenti0n? Sumtyms, i realy w0nder what is inside the brain box of s0me people. Seriously, u nid psychiatric treatment

Forget about those sheeets mehn

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torres2: Here is another one: imsu.boi: | | On judgment day, I'll just hold a Nigerian flag to show God I've been to hell already.. || ||

lirusehn: d most rommantic and seductive statement ave eva heard is *plz send me ur account numb* .

Hmmmmmmm

Lwtmb

engrtee: Lwtmb

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Ur signature kills it mhen

She died at 18 a virgin. . .what she neva gave to boyz, she gave to worms.
-My old acc.

Some signatures sha...Lol