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Joke Of The Day by Chibest2000(m): 9:42pm On Nov 26, 2013
Akpors was on his way back
home early one morning when he
came across robbers. They got
hold of him.
He struggled and struggled
but they over powered him.
When they searched him and
found only One torn #200 note
on him, the following dialogue
ensured.
ROBBERS: (Angrily)Wait Oh, so na
dis nonsense tear tear #200 nai
make u dey follow us dey struggle
b4,
abi u no dey fear gun wen bullet
dey
AKPORS: No oh, how I no fear gun
wen bullet dey, I bin tink say una
wan collect de #10,000 wen I
hide
inside my stuckins for my right leg
shoe b4
ONE WORD FOR AKPOS

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Re: Joke Of The Day by nikkyshyne(f): 10:04pm On Nov 26, 2013
Fool.
Re: Joke Of The Day by Chibest2000(m): 5:04pm On Nov 28, 2013
grin
Re: Joke Of The Day by sweetiePe(f): 12:06am On Nov 29, 2013
One Thanksgiving, a friend and I were walking down a main street in Albany when a man comes up to me and gives me a turkey and says, "Happy Thanksgiving!"
Without hesitation my friend knocks him out. I asked my friend why he punched the nice man. My friend said, "He gave you the bird!"

http://www.rosyside.com/pt/THANKSGIVING-TURKEY.11-28-2013/blog.htm
Re: Joke Of The Day by Ayatullahibilya(m): 9:15am On Nov 29, 2013
is a big foolis a big foolis a big fool
Re: Joke Of The Day by phil17: 5:02pm On Nov 29, 2013
Chibest2000: Akpors was on his way back
home early one morning when he
came across robbers. They got
hold of him.
He struggled and struggled
but they over powered him.
When they searched him and
found only One torn #200 note
on him, the following dialogue
ensured.
ROBBERS: (Angrily)Wait Oh, so na
dis nonsense tear tear #200 nai
make u dey follow us dey struggle
b4,
abi u no dey fear gun wen bullet
dey
AKPORS: No oh, how I no fear gun
wen bullet dey, I bin tink say una
wan collect de #10,000 wen I
hide
inside my stuckins for my right leg
shoe b4
ONE WORD FOR AKPOS
Re: Joke Of The Day by Chibest2000(m): 10:39pm On Dec 02, 2013
Ayatullahibilya: is a big foolis a big foolis a big fool
hahahaha

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