10. Facebook habitual poster and social media aproko.

You keep blabbing emotional and personal setbacks to elicit pity on facebook; you keep acting like a freelance photo journalist on social media by posting pics of every strange or mudane activity around you. You are registered member of more than 2 social media sites where you keep shoving your narcissistic life trends down the throat of innocent web browsers. You consider yourself informed, savvy and tech but everyone knows you are an idle looser with no true real friends.

9. Being openly atheistic

You don't believe in God or of any religion doctrine and claim the world will be a better place if there were no intolerant religious groups.
You advocate for this like a zealous priest and for some reason you think you are smarter than everyone.

Seriously? ?? 10 ways to make people hate me? *Not interested*

Ok! Where are the rest!

8. Growing a Beard

Several studies over the last decade have found that people associate bearded men with aggression and believe they’re far more likely to commit crimes. In 2004, researchers asked 371 people to draw what they thought a criminal looked like, and 82 percent of them gave the fictional perps facial hair. According to NBC, related studies have even found that juries are more likely to convict men with beards and believe them guilty of serious crimes like rape. What’s weird about this is that other studies have repeatedly linked having a beard to positive things like attractiveness and trustworthiness. People will still think you’re a no-good criminal, they’ll just also think you’re a dashingly handsome, trustworthy example of one.

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7. Bad Breath and BO

You are considered being a nice guy/chic but your aura is like a force shield keeping everyone at bay.You have been told gently by a few very close and open friends in very subtle manner but you fail to take a hint.
Your friends are even afraid to have a talk on the phone with you.

6 Being too successful

True friends will naturally drift away from you when your income rises. Having you pick up the bills all the time is a sure way of intimidating and downgrading your friends that plus the Ferrari and hot chic.

5. Being lonely and depressed

It’s a sad fact of life that when you’re feeling isolated and depressed, you’re not exactly terrific company. This leads to the dumb situation where making new friends or doing anything else to alleviate your loneliness becomes next to impossible, creating a cycle of misery and alienation. It can even seem like your friends are beginning to avoid you—and according to science, they’re absolutely right to do so.

In 2009, researchers studied a cohort of 5,000 people in Massachusetts and found that loneliness can spread among social networks like a virus. Specifically, they determined that feeling isolated can make someone up to three degrees away from you—that is, a friend of a friend of a friend—up to 15 percent more likely to experience similar feelings.It’s even worse as you get closer to home, with your immediate friends and colleagues being exposed to a 52 percent increased chance of loneliness, purely by virtue of being in regular contact with you. Just like the wide-faced man spreading selfishness above, it turns out that you can ruin dozens of lives by doing nothing more than simply existing. The good news is that if your friends find out and decide to cut you off, the effect of their dumping you will make them all miserable, too.

story @being openly atheist... you don't know what you're saying @magic bishop...

make sure you add your reference/source after all these posts cos I know you aren't capable of thinking all these up!

4. Being Happy all the time

You are the epitamy and personification of the internet slang "lol". You always have a ring of Prozac dependent people encircling you desperate to tap into that radiant glo of happiness you continue beaming out . People want to be like you but sooner or later they find out you are this happy because you are actually a simpleton. You have an IQ equivalent to a 10 yr old kid with down syndrome. That high pitched laugh is so annoying to other normally depressed human beings.

GSKing: story @being openly atheist... you don't know what you're saying @magic bishop...

make sure you add your reference/source after all these posts cos I know you aren't capable of thinking all these up!

The annoying condescending internet wannabe troll.

do a google reverse search and see your a$$ landing back here. ediot

Magic Bishop:

The annoying condescending internet wannabe troll.

do a google reverse search and see your a$$ landing back here. ediot

stop that name calling kiddo... can't you handle healthy arguments atleast for once in your life?

btw... me? troll? never give up on your dreams... sleep is good. Keep Sleeping!!!

3. The ITK

I too know aka Smart alec is not necessarily the smartest guy but considers himself to be. Note: Not a smart person but thinks he/she is. Having a condescending view of your friends is a sure way to have them dump you.

GSKing:
stop that name calling kiddo... can't you handle healthy arguments atleast for once in your life?

btw... me? troll? never give up on your dreams... sleep is good. Keep Sleeping!!!

what is the point of all this senseless babble if not for attention?

Please redirect yourself to your facebook

Magic Bishop:

what is the point of all this senseless babble if not for attention?

Please redirect yourself to your facebook

only saying your point about being openly atheist is plain wrong! that's all... you don't post things without expecting critics!

btw... only jobless kids Facebook... get it?

2.The 6th degree liar aka Pinnochio

This particular being seems to know everybody on the planet that is worth knowing. Usually, they may seem a must keep friend in this age of networking but you must remember that he/she is actually a clinically diagnosed pathological liar. One day they may claim to be playing polo with Mohammed Babangida's son in Dubai and the next they are hopping to London to meet dbanj for a recording deal. You have come to realize that this friend is a liar but find it both amusing and disturbing as he/she can foment a lie at the drop of a hat.

If you have ever seen the movie Usual Suspect, then this friend is like the character Roger 'Verbal' Kint played by Kevin Spacey.

GSKing:
only saying your point about being openly atheist is plain wrong! that's all... you don't post things without expecting critics!

btw... only jobless kids Facebook... get it?

why assume that this is a copypasta post?

This thread is not about atheists but you have proven here how annoying one can be i.e. assuming you are an atheist.

1. The greasy sweaty friend

If you are naturally pre-disposed to urinating all the time through your skin glands having to have a friend give you a good manly handshake or the much needed female hug may seem hard to come by. Why? Because every time they see you it as if you just stepped out from the gym, thats why.

Odd but true

Nice post

Nice!

Wot of farting all d tym!

Magic Bishop:

why assume that this is a copypasta post?

This thread is not about atheists but you have proven here how annoying one can be i.e. assuming you are an atheist.

whatever mehn, you're wrong. That's all.

GSKing:
whatever mehn, you're wrong. That's all.

quit already!

I will remove the atheist and replace it with annoying thread replies if that what will make you go away

Magic Bishop:

quit already!

I will remove the atheist and replace it with annoying thread replies if that what will make you go away

Relax dude! You don't have to modify your post for any reason if you think what you're saying is right!

GSKing:
Relax dude! You don't have to modify your post for any reason if you think what you're saying is right!

Are you daft or just plain annoying?

I recommend for f.p

D sure way is: fart in public n see even ur dog hate u immediatly.

Magic Bishop:

Are you daft or just plain annoying?

Lol, I love this dog... so handsome and fierce..!


you were saying..?