Ken_Jak: None is right. Have you ever spent such hours on phone with your own wife or girl?

Lol..haha

Lilimax: How did this crap get to the front page

Oh Nairaland!

No its not what you think...its just a joke...

JideTheBlogger:

The point is that most guys seem to spend more time on phone when talking to babes............

Get it?

They simply dont understand the post

I rilly need to know the criteria for making front page pls. I am finding it hard to blive dat this made front page.

50 billion dollar is missing in FG's account and you are here ranting rubbish.

Daft fellows under this hot sun, your brains are over-heated

Alikaxon: This is a wrong conception of people's call. Do boys not call a fellow boy 4 long time? Do girls not call a guy without flashing even 4 long time? And this crap made fp when my outstanding topics re yet to. See my sure topics that are frontpage worthy: www.nairaland.com/1545361/one-1-sure-fact-must ... and ... www.nairaland.com/1546869/apostle-sulemans-prophecies-nelson-mandelas

@ OP if a post as frivolous as this could make fp, I wonder why your posts that dealt with trivial issues wouldn't make fp. These days, reasonable posts are very few on the fp of Nairaland.

Decapo: No frontpage material again on NL

Na ASUU strike cos dis na, u just wakeup and expect something meaningful but rather pple just cr8tg topics Dan doesn't worth being FP. . .

Mr. Flexible:
50 billion dollar is missing in FG's account and you are here ranting rubbish.

Daft fellows under this hot sun, your brains are over-heated

Dats d prb we're having on N'land dis days, just don't understand y some topics gain FP easily. . .

Boy to Dad cos most @times my dad go say drop let me call u.....

[quote author=triploc]call to my mum 05:30, call to my gurl 02:30 she doesnt like long calls, call to my dad 08:30, me and my dad na serious paddy o, we dey yan thingz wella for fone. but when we are together i drive him out to a cool joint and we discuss over a bottle of beer. all drinkz on me. it's a lie, am on front page.....1st time in history, madam serve everybody 1 plate of pepper soup and burukutu. @triploc na so.. na so, bia madam wey d bottle of burukutu na??

and it made fp

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