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Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by PetroDolla2: 11:37am On Dec 13, 2013 |
GH^KWAME:deluded liars and lunatics 1 Like |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by PetroDolla2: 11:40am On Dec 13, 2013 |
Isk: Phew..... Aren't you exhausted?? You keep posting same lines over and over. Calm down before you get a heart attack. The dude you're trying to get a rise out of isn't even moved. Just stop erm erm erm what is this retardedd cvnt saying? heart attack because of some MUMUs from MUMUDOM? Isn’t that the biggest joke of the century? Fuckeduppedness Arrant rubbish 1 Like |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by PetroDolla2: 11:45am On Dec 13, 2013 |
drstan: but they are on the obligation to carry out any news that will paint nigeria black? Bunch of hypocriteis it my fault that you are consigned by cruel fate to a country that smells like a fvcking cat piss? fuckeduppedness who the fvck wants to stake a claim to that sh1thole? ediotic goat 1 Like |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by olaide19(f): 11:48am On Dec 13, 2013 |
ifex370: ogbeni... u go pay for d 35kb i waste wen i de open dis thread >. Lols............U no go kill person for this nairaland º°˚˚°ºool |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by Nobody: 12:31pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
I love GH:Dude that link is fake...Cut is never pronounced the same way as Cat..Oxford Advanced Learners Dictionary 8th Edition says Cat is /Kaet/ and Cut is /K^t/ ..i might not get the symbols exactly cuz they aren't on my phone..Beside you Ghanaians have a fake british accent..stop trying to imitate Britons..your nasal passages are wider than theirs and can never sound like theirs..ever heard of morphology interference? Or phonological interference? Trying to imitate them will only make your words come out sounding wrong and FAKE FAKE FAKE!! which it does...I've never even heard a Briton or American say "Love" and it comes out like "Lav" 3 Likes |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by tintingz(m): 12:46pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
^^ LOL another classic bashing above 2 Likes |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by Isk(f): 1:05pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
PetroDolla2: PetroDolla2:shhhh.... Be calm baby, take a deep breath, and drink some sperm juice(i'm sure u knw where to get some). I hear it helps calm the nerves of ramblers. You stopped making sense many posts ago and i really should hv nt bothered with u. O well..... :-) hehehe 1 Like |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by Enigmaticicon(m): 1:12pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
Mark his name and never read his topics.. |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by IloveGH: 3:04pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
willibounce: An idiotic Nigerian with an IQ less than 2. I know as a Nigerian your brain is programmed to hear “caught” when “cut” is pronounced. Keep listening to the talking dictionary, it will re-program your brain back to normal. CUT: http://www.howjsay.com/index.php?word=cut&submit=Submit Good luck 2 Likes |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by IloveGH: 3:20pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
ChickRockz: Dude that link is fake...Cut is never pronounced the same way as Cat..Oxford Advanced Learners Dictionary 8th Edition says Cat is /Kaet/ and Cut is /K^t/ ..i might not get the symbols exactly cuz they aren't on my phone..Beside you Ghanaians have a fake british accent..stop trying to imitate Britons..your nasal passages are wider than theirs and can never sound like theirs..ever heard of morphology interference? Or phonological interference? Trying to imitate them will only make your words come out sounding wrong and FAKE FAKE FAKE!! which it does...I've never even heard a Briton or American say "Love" and it comes out like "Lav" LMFAO @ bolded I don't blame you for calling the link fake because you are a Nigerian and you were taught differently, but what you hear on the talking dictionary isn't fake ooo, it's from the English man himself not a Ghanaian. At least you have admitted to hearing "cut" pronounced as 'cat" unlike some of your compatriots who are either pretending, or they need hearing aids to hear clearly 2 Likes |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by t4dec(f): 10:49pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
experimentist: It was in Ghana in 2010 when I went to visit a friend somewhere in Accra. One morning we woke up and decided to prepare a cat-fish pepper soup. Me and my friend decided to hit the market so we can buy the fish and some other ingredients. In no time we got to the market where one very black dude was selling the fish. I asked the dude a simple question "bros you get cat fish?" I said looking at d busy guy. Before you know this guy started cutting some other types of fishes. I concluded he was cutting them for other customers. As soon as he's done cutting em he handed em over to me.. I was like "wetin be dis? I asked wether you get CAT fish?" He looked at me and I said in Ghana accent "I thought you said I should cut('cut" was pronounced as 'CAT') it. I said "no, I didn't say u should cut it, I said I want cat fish) I couldn't help it I laughed my ass all the way home.. Hey its an old joke told by one comedian,its bin long . Anyway its stl funny sha. U try. |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by Nobody: 10:42am On Dec 14, 2013 |
squaddy: I forgot to add...."Phucking ghanaian"...aaaaaaah petrodolla my bros pls do not worry urself abt this "good for nothing naija boy" must every nigerian bear the name 'Silly' because one out of two nigerians has inhaled fumes from generators before 3 Likes |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by experimentist: 10:20am On Dec 15, 2013 |
Dem don derail my thread oh. Seun abeg ban all these people till 2106 |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by chukxie(m): 4:16am On Dec 16, 2013 |
I love GH: 'Cat' and 'Cut' don't sound similar. Cat /kæt/ Cut /kʌt / Caught /kɔ:t/ This is elementary school stuff. Anyone with a pea pod sized brain should know 'cat' and 'cut' don't sound alike. 2 Likes |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by IloveGH: 7:43pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
chukxie: @ bolded Only a person with generator fumes damaged brain would think 'cat' and 'cut' don't sound alike, even after listening to the English man pronounce 'cut' on a talking dictionary of English pronunciation. SMH!!! Cut http://www.howjsay.com/index.php?word=cut&submit=Submit Keep listening until you get it Good luck!!! 1 Like |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by osystein(m): 9:34pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
generator fumes thing is so tired.. lol |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by chukxie(m): 6:21pm On Dec 17, 2013 |
I love GH: Thanks for the snide remarks. Your remarks are totally inconsequential to me. So, you can go on spewing whatever hogwash your brain can come up with. 'Cut' and 'Cat' don't sound similar unless your brain is so mumbled up and warped up in a way that it can't differentiate 'cut' from 'cat'. I doubt if you attended a good primary school. The reason i doubt is because if you did attend a good primary school, your teacher must have taught you what vowels are. There are basically five vowel sounds: a/e/i(y)/o/u. Each vowel makes a sound that is distinct from the others. The vowel sound 'a' /æ/ in the word 'cat' is different from the vowel sound 'u' /ʌ/ the word 'cut'. I don't know why it's so hard for your brain to grasp it. 2 Likes |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by IloveGH: 8:27pm On Dec 17, 2013 |
chukxie: LMAO!!! Just keep listening to Mr. English man himself on the 'talking dictionary of English pronunciation' until you eventually get the pronunciation of 'cut' and compare it with 'cat'. Cut: http://www.howjsay.com/index.php?word=cut&submit=Submit It shall be well! 1 Like |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by tintingz(m): 9:57pm On Dec 17, 2013 |
^^ 'cut' and 'cat' doesn't sound the same I have dictionary on my phone that pronounce the words...you guys should just accept the fact rather than making jokes out of your reasoning it is not a winning or loosing thing haba! Have never heard a british and america man saying "cat the fish". 2 Likes |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by chukxie(m): 1:25am On Dec 18, 2013 |
I love GH: Sorry mate, I don't have to listen to any audio dictionary to know 'cat' and 'cut' are not pronounced alike. Only a pinhead would think otherwise! 2 Likes |
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