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| Boarding School Moves! by Alapomeji1: 5:26pm On Jul 28, 2008 |
This topic just came up nw. Wat r d silly things u did way back in the boarding school (mixed or non mixed) if u attended one? For me, NORMAL MOVES 1. Lie at home for more money so as to buy more baffs n impress. (mostly shoes n jeans) 2. Override the junior students n take their provisions. 3. steal food stuffs from home n cook codedly in the hostel. BAD MOVES 1. Go to prep intending to read but end up either kissing,smoshing n sometimes shagging in the abandond building close to the lab.(can neva 4get wen we got caught) 2. Go thru d jungle (jump fence) to attend lit parties or private parties (intra/inter state) 3. Cause trouble with d policemen n later beg for mercy ( so supid act  )4. Dress up like a ninja (black on blcak) n beat up any wicked teacher when thier cup runsover.( God ve mercy anoda person papa) 5. Task anibodi dat seems like a mugun during interhouse sport. will post more wen i remember others. Gosh i cant beliv i did all dis  wat r ur moves? pls share n lets laaaaaafffffff. |
| Re: Boarding School Moves! by Seun(m): 5:46pm On Jul 28, 2008 |
| Re: Boarding School Moves! by iice(f): 10:43am On Jul 29, 2008 |
My favorite was to escape and appear as a day student for half of the term. Swipe the food in the kitchen and have day student cook it (coz we had not outlets in the dorm) sneak out to parties, actually we had parties in the dorms. Instead of studying we'll be gisting movies - pretty much routine for me  The most fun i had was when our brother schools come by  Their crazness is another level |
| Re: Boarding School Moves! by bunmii(f): 10:51am On Jul 29, 2008 |
silliest things were "scaling" the fence just to get bread & indomies being very rude to seniors just because it is the last day of the term ( we just didn't think we were still goin back there to meet the same seniors after the holidays, ) staying in the sickbay from friday till sunday just to avoid a 45 minutes saturday inspection, loads more i will post more as i remember |
| Re: Boarding School Moves! by Alapomeji1: 4:05pm On Jul 29, 2008 |
staying in the sickbay from friday till sunday just to avoid a 45 minutes saturday inspection, yeah i remember this, very rampant. being very rude to seniors just because it is the last day of the term ( we just didn't think we were still goin back there to meet the same seniors after the holidays, ) u might agree dat this move was a typical silly one. |
| Re: Boarding School Moves! by Gonorrhea(m): 4:10pm On Jul 29, 2008 |
Buying Moskeshe (Roasted Fish with pepper mix) and Agege Bread for Dinner Fuc.k the watery egusi soup, finger sized meat and EBA!! |
| Re: Boarding School Moves! by Alapomeji1: 4:20pm On Jul 29, 2008 |
Buying Moskeshe (Roasted Fish with pepper mix) and Agege Bread for Dinner lol, common guy dont remind me this abeeegggggiii. its to much cant even remember oda names we call stuffs like dis. |
| Re: Boarding School Moves! by Gamine(f): 4:22pm On Jul 29, 2008 |
We used to hide in the roof to escape prep or hide in our lockers. |
| Re: Boarding School Moves! by bunmii(f): 4:29pm On Jul 29, 2008 |
another one junior days ----- fightin/getting to the dinning hall early to serve the food for your table so as just to get more food for yourself & also fightin for whose turn to take either the tail or head of fish ---- they were usually the biggest lol |
| Re: Boarding School Moves! by Alapomeji1: 4:33pm On Jul 29, 2008 |
bunmii, which sch did u attend? (boarding) |
| Re: Boarding School Moves! by Alapomeji1: 4:34pm On Jul 29, 2008 |
We used to hide in the roof lol anoda one again. are u very small in stature? |
| Re: Boarding School Moves! by nana(f): 4:36pm On Jul 29, 2008 |
Used to hide under the bed. |
| Re: Boarding School Moves! by Alapomeji1: 4:41pm On Jul 29, 2008 |
nana, dat was normal, though we all think it was a safe and wise place to hide then, only to find out that the inspection officer will fish u out. infact it used to be the first place of search. how dumped we ve been. |
| Re: Boarding School Moves! by bunmii(f): 4:44pm On Jul 29, 2008 |
Alapo meji: yes o fggc ipetumodu |
| Re: Boarding School Moves! by Alapomeji1: 5:09pm On Jul 29, 2008 |
Oh! i see. me Unity sch, Akure. |
| Re: Boarding School Moves! by Gamine(f): 5:26pm On Jul 29, 2008 |
well, i was small then sha We used to fight to serve food cos the server gets the pot! and the extra meat! |
| Re: Boarding School Moves! by iice(f): 5:34pm On Jul 29, 2008 |
Na wah, which schools get fish head and the likes? The meat in our food was almost invisible. The size of a finger nail, swimming inside water and okra with small oil rofl. Hated school food. Used to give my food to others. I can dodge class and mass - i'l be sleeping in the dorm or on some mango tree. Almost got caught but yeah, once they come to inspect the dorms for those hidding - i'll squeeze myself through the windows and disappear omo cat burgling skills |
| Re: Boarding School Moves! by Gamine(f): 5:37pm On Jul 29, 2008 |
lol @ Invisible meat! lol. i and my best friend we tried to dodge hostel cleaning one day na na hin we stay in our fin-art lab almost till day break as we dey sneak go hinside hostel, one senior just said Come hia!!!, you must wash that toilet corridor today!! me,  Washing the Toilet Corridor was the worst duty ever, yack! |
| Re: Boarding School Moves! by iice(f): 5:52pm On Jul 29, 2008 |
Toilets are major gross! Chaii because of them, i can't stand dirty toilets yuck! Mehnnn if na me, i'l find way dodge the work ooo. |
| Re: Boarding School Moves! by Alapomeji1: 9:37am On Jul 31, 2008 |
i'l be sleeping in the dorm or on some mango tree. Almost got caught but yeah, once they come to inspect the dorms for those hidding - i'll squeeze myself through the windows and disappear omo cat burgling skills na wa oh, u get skills no be small. |
| Re: Boarding School Moves! by Gonorrhea(m): 9:40am On Jul 31, 2008 |
"a boy there"-was the slang used by seniors to get a junior running at thier mercies! anyway, in the prep/dinning, we use to get candles melted over lanterns and target sleepy idiots!we drip the liquid over them when they doze also, we use to lob hot shit over the fence into a nearby abbatoir at nights!  (dat was cool) |
| Re: Boarding School Moves! by Alapomeji1: 9:44am On Jul 31, 2008 |
also, we use to lob hot shit over the fence into a nearby abbatoir at nights! (that was cool) lol, ur so crazy guy, wats cool abt this  ? |
| Re: Boarding School Moves! by Gonorrhea(m): 9:45am On Jul 31, 2008 |
Alapo meji: haha lobbing shit to see whose daily-times wrapped shit goes the farthest! itz all moves bruv |
| Re: Boarding School Moves! by Alapomeji1: 9:50am On Jul 31, 2008 |
haha will u just shut up and tell us something else plssssss. common bruv. |
| Re: Boarding School Moves! by Gonorrhea(m): 9:55am On Jul 31, 2008 |
Everynight me and my boys used to scale the fence of the male dorm to go and eat TUWO shinkafa at a night market near our school! In the Dinning, when i was a senior, we use to raid the kitchen, daze the old-fat haggard looking cooks and steal all the meat for dinner! |
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