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Michelle Obama Responds To Kanye West's Recent Comments by missBanks: 10:04pm On Dec 13, 2013
Kanye West recently spoke to Ryan Seacrest about a number of things. Here's one of the things he said.

There’s no way Kim Kardashian shouldn’t be on the cover of Vogue. She’s like the most intriguing woman right now. She’s got Barbara Walters calling her like everyday … and collectively we’re the most influential with clothing. No one is looking at what [President] Obama is wearing. Michelle Obama cannot Instagram a [bikini] pic like what my girl Instagrammed the other day … so it’s to say when we are there and [editor-in-chief of French Vogue] Carine Roitfeld supports my girl, that’s a breakthrough … there’s a wall of classism that we are breaking through.”
I can only imagine this is what Michelle Obama had to say in response.

Dear Kanye,

Hi, it's Michelle. Michelle Obama, Barack's wife. Barack Obama, the President of the United States of America.

That makes me the First Lady of the United States of America. Me = Michelle Obama.

I hope all is well.

You know, Kanye, I woke up this morning. In the White House. And one of my aides told me she had something to show me. Something that would make me laugh. A "cute" thing, if you will.

It was a series of quotes, Kanye. About my husband and me. About my Vogue magazine cover. And fashion. And classism.

They were your quotes. You were the cute thing, Kanye. And my aide was right. It did make me laugh. Oh, what a hearty White House laugh it was.

Keep my name out your mouth, ya heard.

Tell me, Kanye, what's your goal with this? Why us? Are you still mad about my husband calling you a jackass a few times? Is that why you're focusing on me instead of on all the other women who have been on the cover of Vogue?

That's what this is all about, isn't it? You're out here all mad simply because we're stylin' on you? I know Barack never did apologize for the name-calling, because you know how you men are with your stubbornness.

But it's more than that. It's bigger than fashion. To you, this has become a couple vs. couple thing.

I once overheard some of our summer interns talking about you — about how mad you get when you're compared to other rappers, because your peers are Jesus and Jobs and Walt Disney. I heard it and actually respected that. It shows you have some drive to be a great man. You should fight to get your respect. I see my husband, the President of the Free World, get disrespected every day. And it tears me apart.

So you have to understand where I'm coming from when I say it's laughable for my 21-year marriage to be mentioned on the same website as your thing with Kim.

Imagine if someone compared you to Papoose, Kanye. Well, you're Barack's Papoose. And yes, Kim is my Remy Ma.

My husband's not moving our family out the country so you can't see where we stay. Because he runs the country, you see.

And, again, we live in the White House. Very visible.

Look, Kanye, I'm a fan. You had me the second you brought along Uncle Charlie Wilson, and there's no turning back. I don't think you're crazy at all, and in fact fully think you're saying things that other people are scared to articulate. And, of course, Chicago will always bring us together.

Knowing that, never think that I'm not from Chicago for one second. Barack may be from Hawaii, but I will always be from that 312.

As a woman who loves fashion but never sought to be an iconic figure of some sort, I understand where you're coming from. And your frustrations. You're both deeply embedded in fashion, you and Kim, and daring to match, with the man skirts and silly string bikinis. I hear you even have a little pop-up store next to hers that sells nice Confederate flags.

And there's me, a semi-conservative dresser with my fashion not at the center of my life, and somehow I still ended up on the Vogue cover. And, to make matters worse, I didn't even ask.

They came to me. And get this, I actually had to think about it.

But next time, Kanye, if we can agree to squash this, I will decline and tell them to ask Kim. Will that make you happy? Will that end classism? Will the inclusion of your born-rich future wife break down the walls that my trailblazing old-ladyness seeks to build up? Just let me know.

Because, at the end of the day, who really needs to be on the cover of Vogue for a third time?

In the meantime, there's always Terry Richardson.

Jackass.

Send my love to Kim and baby Nori.

—Michelle

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Re: Michelle Obama Responds To Kanye West's Recent Comments by maafen: 10:15pm On Dec 13, 2013
Evidence φf joblessness imagine all this reply †☹ a few sentences. Funny letter though.
Re: Michelle Obama Responds To Kanye West's Recent Comments by Nobody: 10:27pm On Dec 13, 2013
She must be really jobless.. To sit down and respond to kanye West of all people! I'm so disappointed! See the epistle sef.. undecided
Re: Michelle Obama Responds To Kanye West's Recent Comments by MsSpaqs(f): 11:00pm On Dec 13, 2013
Lol
Re: Michelle Obama Responds To Kanye West's Recent Comments by Nobody: 11:03pm On Dec 13, 2013
JustifiedChild: She must be really jobless.. To sit down and respond to kanye West of all people! I'm so disappointed! See the epistle sef.. undecided
sis, calm down read d post well...op said " I can only imagine this is what Michelle
Obama had to say in response.". if u no stl undrstnd, den no be my fault...blame assu

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Re: Michelle Obama Responds To Kanye West's Recent Comments by JbravoAdodger(m): 11:15pm On Dec 13, 2013
I 2nd thatt ASUU is to blame

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Re: Michelle Obama Responds To Kanye West's Recent Comments by sopoundz(m): 11:41pm On Dec 13, 2013
Haha... Lol buh I fink diz z how michelle wuld respond
*P.A walks into d office*
PA: Good morning ma
Michelle: Morning *sips coffee*
PA: Madam I'v arranged your schedule, responded 2 sum emails n read d papers
Michelle: ok? Any new developments?
PA: No ma buh Kanye West mentioned your name in his interview calling you names n comparing you with his wife
Michelle: his wife? Wah'z his name again?
PA: Kanye West ma
Michelle: *sit backs*, *thinkn* who is this kanye? Helen. Is he in the senate?
PA: No ma, he is a musician engaged 2 kim kardashian, works under Shawn Carter(Jayz) sang Jesus walks
*michelle cuts in*
Michelle: oh! Same person that cald his daughter, Northpole?
PA: yes ma'am. Northwest
Michelle: whatever
PA: shld I call d press n release a statement ma?
Michelle: no! Don't bother that might boost his perishing career, allow him drown in his own foolishness, he is a very sad man. I'v oda finz 2 fink about like dt Danish PM barack took pictures with in SA, you rmba?
PA: Yes ma
*all na imagination, lol*

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Re: Michelle Obama Responds To Kanye West's Recent Comments by Ucheosefoh(m): 12:18am On Dec 14, 2013
I love that part she (@op) said he is comparing her 20 years marriage to that thing with Kim. That was a classic comment a very big punchline, that jackass Kanye talks any how he shall focus on his falling music career and leave too much talk

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Re: Michelle Obama Responds To Kanye West's Recent Comments by IAMBREEZY: 6:41am On Dec 14, 2013
I can't believe,this write up is preposterous.
Re: Michelle Obama Responds To Kanye West's Recent Comments by pussyeater(m): 7:44am On Dec 14, 2013
JustifiedChild: She must be really jobless.. To sit down and respond to kanye West of all people! I'm so disappointed! See the epistle sef.. undecided
Ode! U go school at all? Michelle didn't reply this! Ur comprehension level is fu<king low!
Re: Michelle Obama Responds To Kanye West's Recent Comments by pussyeater(m): 7:46am On Dec 14, 2013
maafen: Evidence φf joblessness imagine all this reply †☹ a few sentences. Funny letter though.
Use ur brain nah! OP said "I can only imagine this is what Michelle Obama had to say in response". Mumu
Re: Michelle Obama Responds To Kanye West's Recent Comments by Nobody: 8:37am On Dec 14, 2013
JustifiedChild: She must be really jobless.. To sit down and respond to kanye West of all people! I'm so disappointed! See the epistle sef.. undecided

Justified mumu.
Re: Michelle Obama Responds To Kanye West's Recent Comments by niceeric(m): 9:26am On Dec 14, 2013
before y'all start crucifying Michelle,its just d writer's IMAGINED reply!!!!!!pure fiction
Re: Michelle Obama Responds To Kanye West's Recent Comments by Nobody: 10:36am On Dec 14, 2013
Very straight to the point,mature,intelligent and pragmatic response from michelle.i doubt whether mama peace will be able to weite this probably if it was abdulkareem that said that
Re: Michelle Obama Responds To Kanye West's Recent Comments by kokosheen(m): 2:20pm On Dec 14, 2013
kulyie: Very straight to the point,mature,intelligent and pragmatic response from michelle.i doubt whether mama peace will be able to weite this probably if it was abdulkareem that said that
I'm disappointed that you wrote this...The so called Michelle's response is the OP's imagination.
Re: Michelle Obama Responds To Kanye West's Recent Comments by Nobody: 2:41pm On Dec 14, 2013
kokosheen:
I'm disappointed that you wrote this...The so called Michelle's response is the OP's imagination.
o well,i am only human,so you are bound to get dissapointed in me.its not all the time i meet up to expextations,thats what makea me human wink cool

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Re: Michelle Obama Responds To Kanye West's Recent Comments by kokosheen(m): 3:21pm On Dec 14, 2013
kulyie: o well,i am only human,so you are bound to get dissapointed in me.its not all the time i meet up to expextations,thats what makea me human wink cool

No wahala smiley
Re: Michelle Obama Responds To Kanye West's Recent Comments by Abbey2sam(m): 3:27pm On Dec 14, 2013
JustifiedChild: She must be really jobless.. To sit down and respond to kanye West of all people! I'm so disappointed! See the epistle sef.. undecided

Now you sound like a dickhead for think michelle obama wrote this sh!t
Re: Michelle Obama Responds To Kanye West's Recent Comments by Caracta(f): 10:22pm On Dec 14, 2013
Hahaha. I love this joke! Classic! How dare you Kanye?

Good one OP or whoever made this up!

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