Op U mean something like this:
1. Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin.
2. Both of U stand together separately.
3. Why are U looking at the monkeys outside when I am inside.
4. Will U hang the calender or else I will hang myself.
5. I have two daughters both are girls.
6. Give me a blue pen of any colour.
7. The principal is revolving in the corridor.
8. All of U stand in a straight circle.
9. Open the window- let the AIRFORCE come in.
This is simply " murder of English"

#Yarns#

My bar3 don low... Anywon wid a pin mouth charge?

You are worry oh lord, ifisibu God, amiraku worker, you are worry oh lord...

papa_nnamdi: #ibadan chics

proof that this is not from a chic in your village.
Eyin omo ti e ni itan iran, e kan ma n lanu gbaga bu ibadan. Shio!

Lols.. OP, I like ur profile pic.. That and ur post above.. U seem like a humorous person.. Me likey...*grabs the Op and gives her a very warm hug to drive harmattan cold away*

this reminds me of one guy that I was badly triping for, I went to stalk him on his facebook page and d first thing I saw was 'O Lord, thank u for this brown new day'!!! ...And that was how I was cured from the 'tripping'

Lmao. That no. 2,3 and 9 really made me ROTFL.

SQURA: 1. Thank God for a brown new day.

2. My god is upsome.

3. Why are people so weekend?

4. Not all that glitter are goats!

5. Majority carries the volts

6. May ur name be highly exhausted!

7. My waste is paining me!

8. Thank God for spearing my life.

9. What is Strong with you?

10. Lord! You are the killer that holds my life!

11. Lord! Let ur wheel be done!

12. There is share in loving.

dat reminds me of mama peace...d doctors ar rili responding to treatment in mama peace's voice

SQURA: 1. Thank God for a brown new day.

2. My god is upsome.

3. Why are people so weekend?

4. Not all that glitter are goats!

5. Majority carries the volts

6. May ur name be highly exhausted!

7. My waste is paining me!

8. Thank God for spearing my life.

9. What is Strong with you?

10. Lord! You are the killer that holds my life!

11. Lord! Let ur wheel be done!

12. There is share in loving.

dat reminds me of mama peace...d doctors ar rili responding to treatment in mama peace's voice

ASUN strike will sun end, we are good tu goat.lol

u are worster than me. Give me donchester. I'll call my mens 4 u. Go & wear ur short nicker. Pls adjust 2 d extreme end. Talkless of. All d whole world...§mh.

1.She calls me her diamond
but I don't know if she
means diamond bank.
2. Remembers the day when
blackberry and apple were
just fruits.
3. Decided to burn lots of
calories today so I set a fat
kid on fire!
4. I'm not addicted to nairaland, I
cum here only on days dat
end with d letter Y
5. when u mistake a super
glue for cream during
Masturbation
6. Even after photoshoping
you still look damn ugly
7. when u vomit pounded yam
and egusi in church during a
3 days
fasting and prayer service.
8. if you are 30 and you still
live in your parents house
"please i need tutorials on how to create my own trend"[font=Lucida Sans Unicode]1.She calls me her diamond
but I don't know if she
means diamond bank.
2. Remembers the day when
blackberry and apple were
just fruits.
3. Decided to burn lots of
calories today so I set a fat
kid on fire!
4. I'm not addicted to nairaland, I
cum here only on days dat
end with d letter Y
5. when u mistake a super
glue for cream during
Masturbation
6. Even after photoshoping
you still look damn ugly
7. when u vomit pounded yam
and egusi in church during a
3 days
fasting and prayer service.
8. if you are 30 and you still
live in your parents house
"please i need tutorials on how to create my own *trend*"

Birds of a feather flock together

Funny

papa_nnamdi: #ibadan chics

Ilorin babes.

Nice ribs cracker,by d way,who wash mancity march

bionicdude: i no even know wetin to answer sef.should i compliment d joke or lambaste d mods

switch off your fone make u sleeo

bionicdude: i no even know wetin to answer sef.should i compliment d joke or lambaste d mods

switch off your fone make u sleep

The wind wrecked havoc.

y'all idiaaaat whinning about how this page made frontpage? i ask u pple, is there anything special about frontpage

I love u(wash),ur my 1 and only(rinse),I can't do without u(dry),I can neva leave u 4 anoda girl(iron).some guys are realy gud in drycleaning...

1. My Dear Igbos..... It is not 2PAC CHARCOAL, He is called 2PAC SHAKUR!!!'
2. My Dear Calabars..... It is not WHEEL BIRO, it is called WHEEL BARROW
3. My Dear Yorubas..... It is not TOOTHPASTE IDIBIA, He is called 2FACE IDIBIA
4. My Dear Hausas...... It is not BROWN NU DAY, it is called BRAND NEW DAY
5. My Hausa friends, it is not SWIMMING FOOL, it is called SWIMMING POOL
6. My Dear Ijebu friends... It is not ARROW KELLY, He is R KELLY
7. My dear Hausas, please it is not pipty naira, it is fifty naira.
8. My dear Phonetics friend, it is not GUARD, it is GOD.
9. My dear Benin people, it is not AJUMENT, it is called ARGUMENT.
10. My Dear Awka folks, it is not LED LUG. it is called RED RUG, ..
11. Dear IMT girls Enugu, it's not "evy Lain" it is called "Heavy Rain" lol
12. My Dear Ibadan People , it is Thousand not TASAN!
13. Dear Awka people it is not Aloma Light but Aroma Right.
14. Dear Nigerian Students, Its is not ASSU, It is _____________________

LMaO

Adeoba10: Majority carries d volts

Majority wan die b dat o

RIP ENGLISH

papa_nnamdi: #ibadan chics

no allow me carry hammer knack u akpako

papa_nnamdi: #ibadan chics

no allow me carry hammer knack u akpako

bestestgirl: this reminds me of one guy that I was badly triping for, I went to stalk him on his facebook page and d first thing I saw was 'O Lord, thank u for this brown new day'!!! ...And that was how I was cured from the 'tripping'

u for enter one chance be that my sister

Nonsense

the rejected stone shall be the corner kick

Day11: #Yarns#

My bar3 don low... Anywon wid a pin mouth charge?

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Day11: #Yarns#

My bar3 don low... Anywon wid a pin mouth charge?

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Day11: #Yarns#

My bar3 don low... Anywon wid a pin mouth charge?

charger thank me later