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Re: Olodo Facebook Status by LaJuMe: 8:36am On Dec 16, 2013
'RIP Mandela. Its so sad,another actor is dead.Gonna miss ur movies'
cry

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Re: Olodo Facebook Status by berbajiday(m): 8:39am On Dec 16, 2013
Thank God for spearing my life, LWTMB . jeez like seriously? Shey God dey use Spear ni?
Re: Olodo Facebook Status by berbajiday(m): 8:40am On Dec 16, 2013
La_ JuMe: 'RIP Mandela. Its so sad,another actor is dead.Gonna miss ur movies'
cry

Lmao
Re: Olodo Facebook Status by ChiLaHot(f): 9:04am On Dec 16, 2013
Lol laugh don gimme bow leg
Re: Olodo Facebook Status by ojofree: 9:09am On Dec 16, 2013
komek: Birds of a feather flock together

what is your point? FYI that is the correct quote
Re: Olodo Facebook Status by lutheran(m): 9:10am On Dec 16, 2013
can't laugh!!!!!!

Re: Olodo Facebook Status by sowprice(m): 9:14am On Dec 16, 2013
u need a doctor.hope we hv 1 in nairalamd
Re: Olodo Facebook Status by sniperwolf(m): 9:29am On Dec 16, 2013
SQURA: 1. Thank God for a brown new day.

2. My god is upsome.

3. Why are people so weekend?

4. Not all that glitter are goats!

5. Majority carries the volts

6. May ur name be highly exhausted!

7. My waste is paining me!

8. Thank God for spearing my life.

9. What is Strong with you?

10. Lord! You are the killer that holds my life!

11. Lord! Let ur wheel be done!

12. There is share in loving.

This one na typical Yoruba girl status
Re: Olodo Facebook Status by LadyH(f): 9:58am On Dec 16, 2013
SQURA: 1. Thank God for a brown new day.

2. My god is upsome.

3. Why are people so weekend?

4. Not all that glitter are goats!

5. Majority carries the volts

6. May ur name be highly exhausted!

7. My waste is paining me!

8. Thank God for spearing my life.

9. What is Strong with you?

10. Lord! You are the killer that holds my life!

11. Lord! Let ur wheel be done!

12. There is share in loving.
looooooooooooooooooooooool

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Re: Olodo Facebook Status by LadyH(f): 10:03am On Dec 16, 2013
el bin manny: @OP ...... U don't have manual of approach cheesy cheesy
lwtmb!!
Re: Olodo Facebook Status by justhelp(m): 10:29am On Dec 16, 2013
ebamma: .any weavon fired against me shall not plusper
Anambra girls
Re: Olodo Facebook Status by sunex: 10:45am On Dec 16, 2013
Lol
Re: Olodo Facebook Status by Nobody: 11:12am On Dec 16, 2013
TO hair is human anD tO fOrqive is divine. . .
Re: Olodo Facebook Status by Tonniext(m): 11:17am On Dec 16, 2013
Interesting
Re: Olodo Facebook Status by Youngsage: 11:27am On Dec 16, 2013
hehehe... *screenshot below*

Re: Olodo Facebook Status by Youngmubee(m): 11:40am On Dec 16, 2013
Speechless
Re: Olodo Facebook Status by FiyinfoluwaA1(m): 12:29pm On Dec 16, 2013
SQURA: 1. Thank God for a brown new day.

2. My god is upsome.

3. Why are people so weekend?

4. Not all that glitter are goats!

5. Majority carries the volts

6. May ur name be highly exhausted!

7. My waste is paining me!

8. Thank God for spearing my life.

9. What is Strong with you?

10. Lord! You are the killer that holds my life!

11. Lord! Let ur wheel be done!

12. There is share in loving.
Re: Olodo Facebook Status by longshanks23: 1:34pm On Dec 16, 2013
SQURA: 1. Thank God for a brown new day.

2. My god is upsome.

3. Why are people so weekend?

4. Not all that glitter are goats!

5. Majority carries the volts

6. May ur name be highly exhausted!

7. My waste is paining me!

8. Thank God for spearing my life.

9. What is Strong with you?

10. Lord! You are the killer that holds my life!

11. Lord! Let ur wheel be done!

12. There is share in loving.
A lot of Nigerian 'undergraduates' and 'graduates' don't know how to construct sentences. .e.g..beginning a sentence with 'am' instead of 'I am'.
Very prevalent on NL, I might add.
Re: Olodo Facebook Status by Osrachingy(m): 1:44pm On Dec 16, 2013
how bout this??

Re: Olodo Facebook Status by GentleFrank(m): 2:04pm On Dec 16, 2013
Good !
Re: Olodo Facebook Status by adicious(m): 2:41pm On Dec 16, 2013
I Love My Angle
Re: Olodo Facebook Status by LaJuMe: 3:03pm On Dec 16, 2013
adicious: I Love My Angle
this is so common
Re: Olodo Facebook Status by longshanks23: 4:41pm On Dec 16, 2013
kabba7: Al thse are dirct reflection of how bad the nations education has gone . Am expecting the worst jamb result next year kids don't read anymore they now sleep and wake on Facebook ,nairaland and wattsap. Twitter is a no go area !

No punctuation, poor tenses, 'am' instead of 'I am', generally poor grammar and you are bemoaning the 'nations' education.
Fix yours first!
Re: Olodo Facebook Status by kcpragmatik(m): 4:50pm On Dec 16, 2013
I will not take it 'likely' with you...

I am pwetty 'down-cell'.. grin

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Re: Olodo Facebook Status by Sheenor: 5:20pm On Dec 16, 2013
SQURA: 1. Thank God for a brown new day.

2. My god is upsome.

3. Why are people so weekend?

4. Not all that glitter are goats!

5. Majority carries the volts

6. May ur name be highly exhausted!

7. My waste is paining me!

8. Thank God for spearing my life.

9. What is Strong with you?

10. Lord! You are the killer that holds my life!

11. Lord! Let ur wheel be done!

12. There is share in loving.

Tiv
Re: Olodo Facebook Status by Ask4bigneyo(m): 10:55am On Dec 17, 2013
Haaa.. Mandella is gun..
Re: Olodo Facebook Status by SwitDharmylee(f): 2:57pm On Dec 01, 2015
Oh no, dis is not happening grin grin
Re: Olodo Facebook Status by Prettyvhickie(f): 8:16pm On Dec 02, 2015
grin why are u peoples insorting thems nah,leaf them for gods

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