TELEPHONE CONVERSATION
BETWEEN LADIES
Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babes-how are u
today?
Mary: Am fine dear, I've missed u
a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform
you that I will
pay you a visit this afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a
great pleasure
to have you. I will be expecting
you sweet.
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
Mary: Am going to visit that dirty
girl again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here
again, she
thinks I will buy her drinks with
my money
again, she must be joking.
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION
BETWEEN BOYS
John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur
drunkard
father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo
mama nko?
Francis: You are a fool. How far, U
dey house? I
dey come charge phone.
John: Ok! No wahala, bring
money
come
make we drink
beerat..
Francis: Idiot like U. Later now!
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
John: That Francis can be funny
at
times but
always great
companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable
friend.
LESSON: Girls are always nice to
each other
but they never like themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude
but they will
always have each
other's back.

How true??

I feel u joor

true

deb6: true

Bitter truth!