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My Conversation With An American Lady by xp17(m): 6:04pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
I met this lady we decided to introduce ourselves. See below. Me : hi, She : I'm good, She : what about you, Me: hmm ,just hanging out . Me: u re? She: Catherine, She: u? Me: igho, She: are u Jamaican, I mean our ascent, Me: no, Me: re u British, ur ascent sound British, She: no. Me: where re u from? She: LA She: where re u from? Me: BC She : what is BC? Me: What is LA? She: LA is los Angeles, Me: BC is benin city, She: where is benin city? Me : where is LA? She: don't tell me u ain't know LA is in California, Me: Don't tell me u don't know Benin city is in Edo state, She: where is Edo state? Me: where is California? She : serious, u don't know California? , its in STATE, Me: u must be new on earth, u mean u don't know Edo state, its in NAIJA, She : where d hell is NAIJA? Me: where d fvck is STATES? She : STATES is same as USA, Me: NAIJA is same as FRN, She: I don't know that, Me: me neither, I dont know USA, She: okay, United states of America, Me : oh, I'm frm federal republic of Nigeria. She : that should be in Africa, Me : yours should be somewhere around America, She : yes She: where in Africa is Nigeria? Me : where in America is United state of America? She: North America, Me : West Africa. Me : who is your president? She: everyone knows its YES WE CAN, She : and urs? Me: everyone knows its FRESH AIR, She : what's fresh air? Me: what's yes we can, She: I mean obama, that's popular quote, Me : I mean Jonathan, that's popular quote, She: Jonathan who? Me: Obama who, She: Barack, Me: do u mean soldier's Barack? She: that's his first name, Me. Oh, I see. She : yours? Me: ebere, goodluck ,azikiwe, Jonathan. She: u kind of complex, Me : u re more complex She : well I learnt a lot from u today, I aways thought Africa is a country, that's all I knew abt it. Me: same here, I aways thought north America is a country, thanks for d enlightenment though. Then I started running my personal coded stuffs, pls don't ask abt that. It's discrete. 16 Likes |
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by dopeJemi: 6:11pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
Lmao! 2 Likes |
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by henrychubayo: 6:20pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
Sound funny but tactical. 2 Likes |
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by castielo(m): 6:21pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
Umm.. was I supposed to laugh? Dry! |
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by xp17(m): 6:36pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
castielo: Umm.. was I supposed to laugh?I wasn't trying to Mk it funny either, its all abt representing where u hail from. People like u would adapt another man's culture as a result of inferiority complex and being swallowed in their fantasies. I only got zero respect for zombies I rep naija 6 Likes |
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by Nuzo1(m): 6:43pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
Given that most American ladies can pretend to go with the flow, you unknowingly confirmed to her the level of your low self esteem. Whatever happens to politely educating her about your Benin city and Nigeria. Cos in reality, not so many people IN Nigeria know what or where BC is....not to talk of outside Nigeria. Most Nigerians are experts in hiding their low self esteem by being RUDE. 5 Likes |
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by ceospecial(m): 6:43pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
i love that... Bro whr 4 benin u dey? U dey do G? Whatsapp me on 2347062328101. 2 Likes |
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by Nobody: 6:48pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
Lwkmd.funny op 1 Like |
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by ceospecial(m): 6:51pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
Nuzo':What is this one saying For your mind now, you don make sense finish... Dickless Fo.ol 4 Likes |
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by xp17(m): 6:53pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
Nuzo':my friend u sound lik a loser. Is there a problem in u promoting and publicizing ur culture? Although , from ur write up, u sound lik a Yoruba man. I wouldn't say Yorubas re cowards, becos of the bravery of awolowo , Wale soyinka nd few others, but seriously u need to read "THE MAN DIED". All I see is a dead man walking. does suleman in maduguri knows the meaning of LA? does emeka in onisha knows d meaning of LA? does oluwale in ekiti knows d meaning of LA? bros speak for urself Thank me later. |
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by Nuzo1(m): 7:14pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
xp17: my friend u sound lik a loser. Is there a problem in u promoting and publicizing ur culture? You just proved me right. Enjoy! 2 Likes |
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by dopeJemi: 7:22pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
op pLs remind me, what was posted under me |
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by xp17(m): 7:27pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
dopeJemi: op pLs remind me, what was posted under meif I remind u, I'd b breaking d rules, btw why d curiosity? Re u a cat? D poster was being skeptical . Datz all. |
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by dopeJemi: 7:31pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
xp17: if I remind u, I'd b breaking d rules, btw why d curiosity? Re u a cat?.I hate it when I'm trynna remember something and its giving me a tough time, pLs give me a hint |
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by xp17(m): 7:35pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
dopeJemi: I hate it when I'm trynna remember something and its giving me a tough time, pLs give me a hinthope u got it? btw, U need ionized salt, to sharpen d brain. |
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by Danhumprey: 7:36pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
LWKMD.......OP,you're crazy! 1 Like |
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by dopeJemi: 7:37pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
okay okay.. Thanks, nau I can think freeLy I think it happens 2 almost everybody |
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by Nobody: 7:59pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
.... na who delete my comment na.? I was like the second to comment na. I said "pictures or it didn't happen". Ok.. this thread is funny. Guy u funny die. Mods make una no ban me o. |
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by QueenRAW(f): 8:15pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
Sounds like a yoi came across a very dumb American.Or one who never went to school. Its one thing to not know about Benin City, or Naija.But to think that Africa is a Country, and not a Continent .......idiot akata woman 1 Like |
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by Matildachinyere(f): 8:41pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
Nuzo':wat happened to her politely educating him about LA? Most people don't know LA let alone California. #Mr high self esteem # |
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by Nobody: 8:48pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
Nuzo': +1 |
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by Enegod(m): 8:52pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
QueenR.A.W:what is akata? |
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by sweettease(f): 9:05pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
ROFLMAO 1 Like |
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by venorite(m): 9:12pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
Op nice 1,let's educate them,plus the ones coming to africa to get aids.. . 1 Like |
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by xp17(m): 9:16pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
QueenR.A.W:most americans dont anything aside d scope of their disciplines or local comunities. just ask an average american graduate d meaning of FIFA or anything relating to eurpean football? this has notin to do with school, its just d pride in knowing abt others 1 Like |
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by sweettease(f): 9:26pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
xp17: most americans dont anything aside d scope of their disciplines or local comunities. just ask an average american graduate d meaning of FIFA or anything relating to eurpean footbal?.....Bt they expect you to know everythng about them. |
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by pomporiking: 9:39pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
This is bullsh#t to the core |
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by pomporiking: 9:39pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
Guess what op
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Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by Andyblaze: 10:32pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by Mamacita007(f): 10:38pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
xp17: loooooool ighosagie im not surprised |
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by flolancracker: 11:04pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
ceospecial: What is this one saying For your mind now, you don make sense finish... Dickless Fo.olhe made sense you know.. |
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