#80million:

*space booked*

iykenex:
“The smart money says the marriage is doomed,” said a close source.

“Barack and Michelle have had a rocky go for years and mainly stayed together for their daughters and his political career.

“Barack has humiliated Mi­chelle before, but this incident was played out on the world stage. Practically everybody on the planet saw what he did and realized that the president has absolutely no respect for his wife.”

Meanwhile, The ENQUIRER has learned the first couple plans to live nearly 5,000 miles apart when their days at the White House come to an end. Obama reportedly plans to settle in his native Hawaii, where his presidential library and political center will be located. Sources say he’ll live with his longtime pal Bobby Titcomb, who was busted for soliciting a prostitute in 2011.

For now, Michelle is gearing up for a nasty divorce battle. But sources say she’ll most likely wait to slap Barack with divorce papers until after he leaves the Oval Office, when he’ll likely earn more than $30 million in book deals and bank $65 million in appearance fees.

“Now that Barack has embarrassed Michelle in front of the world, he’s going to pay a big, big price,” said the insider. “Michelle has said she wants a huge chunk of his net worth.

“This divorce is going to cost him a fortune''

HoldenCaulfield: wait!do you mean the obama of america?

xp17: yeye woman,
Na u no fine , na u dey form.

Wen dame jonadaff is d one picking babes for oga Joe. She thinks being a president is garri.

Woman use ur head, becos 3 billion ladies re queueing up to b in black house.[size=18pt]atleast I pass Obama for woman, click like if u think my babe is finer than highly rated Obama's wifey.[/size]

The Last Nazgûl: No. Obama of Bavaria. Obama of America's distant cousin.

Herodion: op,thank you. So how does that put the below picture on my table?

Ranks007: I am sure you don't give a damn if a marid man asks you out?

Ikengawo: A national enquirer makes up fictional stories for entertainment you underexposed common illiterate.

emmyid: until it finally hapens, let wait and see. After all, my grand mum who is 85 still talks about divorcing my grand dad who is in his late 90s. We all know that won't hapen. When our mothers are angry the only thing that will come out of their mouth is "ıf not for my chıldren I wud have been gone by now"....women!!!

The Last Nazgûl: No. Obama of Bavaria. Obama of America's distant cousin.

HoldenCaulfield: wait!do you mean the obama of america?

adeola_drg: Obama!!! Bad guy.. I wish I could get him to chop some serious knuckle. What's wrong with Michelle? She'd be making a serious mistake here. The SA blonde might just be a perfect replacement for her. Person wey no kuku fine like that.

Women sha, they won't just let a niccur flex.

Reminds me of queen fashti in the Bible. Esther chapter 1. smh

HoldenCaulfield: wait!do you mean the obama of america?

Ikengawo: A national enquirer makes up fictional stories for entertainment you underexposed common illiterate.