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Re: Preacher Attempts To Walk On Water And Drowns. by infogenius(m): 8:43pm On Dec 27, 2013
@op
lol,the pastor interestingly succeeded walking in water and not on water.
What a "crossover" miracle!
Re: Preacher Attempts To Walk On Water And Drowns. by guiddoti: 9:01pm On Dec 27, 2013
This is the case of a preacher who has no fire but feel he can touch the fire. cry
Re: Preacher Attempts To Walk On Water And Drowns. by Nobody: 9:12pm On Dec 27, 2013
A case of believing his own hype
Re: Preacher Attempts To Walk On Water And Drowns. by kambo(m): 9:18pm On Dec 27, 2013
Hahaha. He'll learn his lesson in heaven.
At least he died for wat He believed in. "Dont know if it was temptg God".
Come to think of it if Jesus did it why can't his followers too?
After all Jesus said greater works will his followers do.
Re: Preacher Attempts To Walk On Water And Drowns. by Eigegejames(m): 9:18pm On Dec 27, 2013
jesus christ says that we should be vigilant for many shall come in his name, pastor we thank God that you are the second jesus of oyingbo that failed to rise up from death, farewell honourable demonic pastor, you tried.
Re: Preacher Attempts To Walk On Water And Drowns. by Nobody: 9:18pm On Dec 27, 2013
sunex: I bliv d pastor is still walking on d water ... grin cheesy
lolz. yes he is still walking but its underneath the water.
Re: Preacher Attempts To Walk On Water And Drowns. by Abnwachineke(m): 9:30pm On Dec 27, 2013
hmmmmmm sidns nd wonders
Re: Preacher Attempts To Walk On Water And Drowns. by kambo(m): 9:33pm On Dec 27, 2013
Actually, there's no where in d bible tht said a miracle needed to b born out of necessity.
When elijah was commanded by some soldiers he called fire down on them. Wen he said it will not rain there was no reason to lock up d heavens for months.
Elisha did likewise.
But this fella if he was so intoxicated shud hav first tested his faith on less threateng circumstances and won b4 launchg out on open sea in full glare.
Its like som1 blvg God to heal them of life threateng disease when he has never blved God to heal him of headache. Or tryg to blv 4 N1m when uve never believed for N10k. Wen d rubber hits d road they'll see tht d whole faith thing is not what they thought. Not as easy peasy as the preacher book author made it seem.

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Re: Preacher Attempts To Walk On Water And Drowns. by jnrbayano(m): 10:04pm On Dec 27, 2013
Supreme madness rewarded.
Re: Preacher Attempts To Walk On Water And Drowns. by mosesthedark: 10:12pm On Dec 27, 2013
That preacher watched too much Naruto
Re: Preacher Attempts To Walk On Water And Drowns. by rhymz(m): 11:13pm On Dec 27, 2013
That is what happens when people fill their head with biblical tales by moonlight stories, Jesus feeding a thousand people with few loafs and fishes and everyone clapped and believed such a foolish tale....white people sha don turn us to mumu...

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Re: Preacher Attempts To Walk On Water And Drowns. by rhymz(m): 11:15pm On Dec 27, 2013
kambo: Actually, there's no where in d bible tht said a miracle needed to b born out of necessity.
When elijah was commanded by some soldiers he called fire down on them. Wen he said it will not rain there was no reason to lock up d heavens for months.
Elisha did likewise.
But this fella if he was so intoxicated shud hav first tested his faith on less threateng circumstances and won b4 launchg out on open sea in full glare.
Its like som1 blvg God to heal them of life threateng disease when he has never blved God to heal him of headache. Or tryg to blv 4 N1m when uve never believed for N10k. Wen d rubber hits d road they'll see tht d whole faith thing is not what they thought. Not as easy peasy as the preacher book author made it seem.
I see a lot of stoopid people everyday this one seems to be one of them.....abeg pack your Elijah tales go roast bole..
Re: Preacher Attempts To Walk On Water And Drowns. by rhymz(m): 11:17pm On Dec 27, 2013
kambo: Hahaha. He'll learn his lesson in heaven.
At least he died for wat He believed in. "Dont know if it was temptg God".
Come to think of it if Jesus did it why can't his followers too?
After all Jesus said greater works will his followers do.
Yeah right, Chris Angel did it too, so what?
Re: Preacher Attempts To Walk On Water And Drowns. by Kyllahmc(m): 11:44pm On Dec 27, 2013
bigfree: hahahaha. This man think say him and Jesus na mate. He is the son of God and you are the son of who?
Kabele
Re: Preacher Attempts To Walk On Water And Drowns. by aluko360(m): 11:53pm On Dec 27, 2013
bebechuks: Ok he has ended well. So where is he spending eternity den?
In the belly of some fish
Re: Preacher Attempts To Walk On Water And Drowns. by Prodigalson1(m): 11:58pm On Dec 27, 2013
Lol,am so so happy 4 dis pastor cos he finally performed d miracle. What, u dont mean it :-O? Yeah 4 real, he walked on hot boiling water in Hell.
Re: Preacher Attempts To Walk On Water And Drowns. by Henrypraise41(m): 12:35am On Dec 28, 2013
stan-ogb:
this was caused by PDP...lol
I ve learnt that in every story telling tortoise must be included or else the tales will lack salt and pepper. SMH!
Re: Preacher Attempts To Walk On Water And Drowns. by Nmeri17: 1:04am On Dec 28, 2013
lmao...this shid funny AF cheesy
Re: Preacher Attempts To Walk On Water And Drowns. by bregeard(m): 6:52am On Dec 28, 2013
omenka:

But Criss Angel did it. Does it mean they are mates
who d hell is criss angel,nd if dis so caled criss did den it must be some kinda voodoo...wah kinda power wuld make u walk on water
Re: Preacher Attempts To Walk On Water And Drowns. by rhymz(m): 7:32am On Dec 28, 2013
bregeard: who d hell is criss angel,nd if dis so caled criss did den it must be some kinda voodoo...wah kinda power wuld make u walk on water
the type the mythological Jesus had.....roman-greeko fairy tales.
Re: Preacher Attempts To Walk On Water And Drowns. by IfyChuky(m): 7:48am On Dec 28, 2013
The man just died a faithful death. I just pray he rests in shoel by faith!. #rotflmao
Re: Preacher Attempts To Walk On Water And Drowns. by Nobody: 9:41am On Dec 28, 2013
bigfree: hahahaha. This man think say him and Jesus na mate. He is the son of God and you are the son of who?
we are all sons of God...john 1:12...the pastor could have done it with faith but his approach of tryin to test God and feel fly to the admiration of his congregation...was his major flop..which only proves he is not called....as projected in John 1:12
Re: Preacher Attempts To Walk On Water And Drowns. by chukudima: 5:10pm On Dec 28, 2013
Maybe he drempt seen himself walking on the water and thought that he will get the same result in real life. I pitty him sha!
Re: Preacher Attempts To Walk On Water And Drowns. by Ghost01(m): 5:32pm On Dec 28, 2013
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe... That's what you get when an adult, who's supposed to know better, believes in fantasies. Some'll tell you there was no Jesus, not to talk of one who has boat-feet.
Re: Preacher Attempts To Walk On Water And Drowns. by IfyChuky(m): 6:19pm On Dec 28, 2013
heefeholuwah: ..which only proves he is not called....as projected in John 1:12

Even he who feels to be called wud certainly drown too. When one wants to get self-exaltation, one is bn forsaken by d creator to whom pride disgusts.
Re: Preacher Attempts To Walk On Water And Drowns. by Ayatullah(m): 7:32pm On Dec 28, 2013
The Preacher unfortunately trusted the bible words that: "Those who believe in Jesus will do the works Jesus did, even greater ones". So do not blame the Preacher, rather blame the bible, the book that has been confirmed to be full of errors, even by Christian Scholars.
Re: Preacher Attempts To Walk On Water And Drowns. by IfyChuky(m): 8:14pm On Dec 28, 2013
Ayatullah: The Preacher unfortunately trusted the bible words that: "Those who believe in Jesus will do the works Jesus did, even greater ones". So do not blame the Preacher, rather blame the bible, the book that has been confirmed to be full of errors, even by Christian Scholars.

Watch ur lines bro!. God's Inspired Words couldnt have and would neva be a bunch of Errors. It is so wholesome, and remains real for Ages. It cud only be termed as being complex, and most times surpassing humanly understandings... Yea doh - it deserves to, kos man and God no be mate!, but when Yu seek d wit to understand any, the presence of the HolySpirit is forever available for free... Just ask God genuinely for One!.
Re: Preacher Attempts To Walk On Water And Drowns. by Ayatullah(m): 1:01am On Dec 29, 2013
IfyChuky:

Watch ur lines bro!. God's Inspired Words couldnt have and would neva be a bunch of Errors. It is so wholesome, and remains real for Ages. It cud only be termed as being complex, and most times surpassing humanly understandings... Yea doh - it deserves to, kos man and God no be mate!, but when Yu seek d wit to understand any, the presence of the HolySpirit is forever available for free... Just ask God genuinely for One!.

Better face your Delivery Business and stop deceiving yourself about the Holy Spirit you know nothing about. When you Christians are cornered and you have no escape route you will bring in the Holy Spirit. You need no Holy Spirit to understand the fact that the Bible has been tampered with, hence full of errors. Read between the lines and use your God given reasoning faculty
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Re: Preacher Attempts To Walk On Water And Drowns. by IfyChuky(m): 9:08am On Dec 29, 2013
Ayatullah:

You need no Holy Spirit to understand the fact that the Bible has been tampered with, hence full of errors. Read between the lines and use your God given reasoning faculty
.

It aint a thing of the new, having to meet Ppl who now knows mor dan our creator does. But Just watch doz lines - I re-iterate and Speak only the things dat u pretty much know.

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