1. Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2. Compliment people on their shoes.
3. Introduce yourself "Hi, I'm the guy in the next
stall..." to the person in the next stall and strike
up a conversation "Did you know that farting is
really very healthy...etc".
4. Provide 'strenuous' grunting sound-effects.
5. Ask the person in the next stall if there's
anything swimming in THEIR bowl...
6. Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7. Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8. Simulate a drug deal.
9. Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound
effects).
10. Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11. Start a sing-a-long.
12. Act schizophrenically.
13. Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask
if there is anyone in there. If so, ask if they are
busy....
14. Masquerade as a door-to-door salesman.
15. Ask loudly "When does the movie start?"
16. Write 'nerdy' graffitti like "Please wash your
hands. Thank you." or "Don't forget to wipe!"
17. Kick in stall doors, camera in hand.
18. Pour water over the stall door onto occupant.
19. Say "Oops... missed" while swishing water
out around the bowl and under the walls and door
into other stalls.
20. Fake an orgasm. (You don't actually have to
fake it if you don't want to!)
21. At night, yell "City Ordinance 11468; Power
Consumption" and switch off the lights.
22. Run around naked yelling "Where's the fish?"
23. Collect a door charge.
24. Ask "Is there a doctor in the house because
my thingy's stuck in my fly?"
25. Impersonate Elvis. (Be convincing.)
26. Ask whether anyone can see your pet sewer
rat/river python/axolotl.
27. Write "Please use other end!" on the toilet
paper.
28. Put cling-film (Glad Wrap) over the toilet
bowl.
29. Offer refreshments.
30. Replace rolls of toilet paper with rolls of sand
paper.
31. Run in, yelling "Free Willy!"
32. Charge admission.
33. Electrify metal urinals.
34. Leave a ladle in the toilet bowl.
35. One word: GOLDFISH.
36. Make a jelly in the bowl.
37. Place a sign advertising "Driver's side
airbags" as standard.
38. Remove stall doors.
39. Glue seat and cover down to bowl.
40. Place signs warning of 24 hour video
surveillance.
41. Make stall doors lockable only from the
OUTSIDE.
42. Put itching powder on the toilet seats.
43. Leave a fried egg floating in the bowl.
44. Replace soap in dispenser with custard or
whip-cream.
45. Completely soak the towel in the towel
dispenser, or the paper towels if available.
46. Make kitty litter trays that fit into toilet bowls.
Install.
47. Replace condoms in vending machine with
tampons (or vice versa).
48. In one stall, attach the toilet bowl to roof.
(Advice for young players: Don't leave the water in
while you do this....)
49. Create a crime scene complete with police
tape and chalk silhouette.
50. Oh Yeah... and the last one... "SHIT".

ADD URS

Gosh, y wud a reasonable person do such...

Crappy crappy post

wtf ! ! !

this aint New York !!!

post aint feasible in naija

On to da next post!

guess dis OP never been in dis part of d world, u mean public toilet like d one at tabontabon, agege, na dia u wan do all dis?

d only shits i knw u can do in a lagos public toilet is to sell or buy weed as well as smoke it, u can also get or make a quickie, u can mob someone or get mobbed ursef... Datz all
btw all dos tins u posted are childish, irrelevant and stupid.. IMO, only a true loony will do dos shits

[color=#990000][/color]oboy guy we still dey naija