I will start off this letter by giving honour to whom honour is due.. Baba God thank you for creating me in your beautiful image.. My parents, thanks for giving birth to me... Mr. Seun, I thank you for creating this forum... and last but not d least I thank the great souls that built me to this stage.. Ese kan oo.. now to kick off my letter..

my beautiful, sweetest, most angelic wife ever.. am writing this letter to u wherever you are to make u prepare for the day we will meet ( don't worry it is going to be sooner than u expected).. well these things I wanna say are not much..
1. Am not saying you shouldn't have sex.. u can but just make it once or twice with a sensible guy. it will b better if I meet u a virgin sef..
2. Don't let any stupid friend change you.. I know how some stupid girls follow their friends up and down and act like a mumu.. if Any stupid girl act like mad gal b4 u. I give u permission to shoot her.. I will bail u out don't worry..
3. don't let any mumu boy deceive you especially if u r on nairaland.. Nairaland guys r bad so don't give any one face at all.. I will b coming soon..
4. if a guy breaks ur heart by cheating on u.. permission granted.. kill him, no 1 will arrest you..
5. Don't wear all those stupid make up that will make u look like masquerade.. if I come and I don't recognise u, ur own don't finish b that oo..
Well that is all I could think off now.. you will get more letters as time goes on.. I truly love you.. If you do all this, you know it is a lifetime of happiness and joy..blow u kisses..
As the saying goes.. many are jealous but nothing can separate us..
yours faithfully,
Future husband
Newkidooo

Guess what future wifey: You will not b getting any more letters cause my fellow nairalanders does not endorse this. take care of yasef and remain d best in whatever you do.. I love you!!!

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@Number 1.

If your future can read this, then I guess you have just told her you are going to live an immoral life before you meet her.

xynerise: @Number 1.

If your future can read this, then I guess you have just told her you are going to live an immoral life before you meet her.

it is not immoral.. She will understand.. in fact am training myself to give her d best sex ever when we are married

Newkidoo:
it is not immoral.. She will understand.. in fact am training myself to give her d best sex ever when we are married

If it is not immoral then what is it? . Normal?

xynerise:
If it is not immoral then what is it? . Normal?

it is doing ma best to give my wife d best when the time comes.. wat do u call that?

Newkidoo:
it is doing ma best to give my wife d best when the time comes.. wat do u call that?

I call it nonsense

xynerise:
I call it nonsense

I call it Love.. guy abeg free me

Front page

Newkidoo:
I call it Love.. guy abeg free me

You are free

xynerise:
You are free

You are really a kid. Such a crappy nonsense!!!

Go and Face your book and leave facebook
Go and make real MONEY and leave NAIRAland

Oludrex: Front page

"Trash" page is better.

modestdude: You are really a kid. Such a crappy nonsense!!!

Go and Face your book and leave facebook
Go and make real MONEY and leave NAIRAland

Hmmm

jmoore:

"Trash" page is better.

Perfecto!!