emlilshady:
they ask questions concerning your academic discipline in relation to the nature of the job.

they ask about the 'top men' in your state.
they will ask, why do you want to join the job.

N/B; for your own good, please also ask them questions too. make it look interactive and interesting. interview is not just about dressing to answer questions.
don't respond to questions you are not sure of. . . I remember one of my friend that read chemical engineering, in his airforce interview they asked him 'how do they make bomb ?' ... and he was like WTF sir!

yes make it interactive.ask dem questions like why they haven't stop boko haram?,why they joined the force? How much they earn? How many people each of them hav killed? If possible get into a heated argument with them

Heated argument take it easy oh dnt end up making enemies jst because u wnt 2 proof a point

Malcolmx12:
sorry are u team delta?

correct!

scoffield245:
y won't u be in the same shoes .birds of a feather that u both are.two girls

Lol! jealous frog!honourable Palmwine tapper like you.

scoffield245:
yes make it interactive.ask dem questions like why they haven't stop boko haram?,why they joined the force? How much they earn? How many people each of them hav killed? If possible get into a heated argument with them

so that my office will be prison for life?you too wicked oh! make I ask questions like our Nigerian press crew/ journalist?

Cob91d:
THANKS AM SATISFY

you are welcome.

tripleBgirl:
correct!

I swear we wrote in same hall in de 2nd phase, der was a guy at the back dat was not feeling well, a man was in charge of supervision.

Malcolmx12:
I swear we wrote in same hall in de 2nd phase, der was a guy at the back dat was not feeling well, a man was in charge of supervision.

yeah..u ryt! but ur face isnt familiar sha..that day sha...even without all the concentration and fast reading the time was JUSt NOt ENOUGh! lemme have ur bbm pin or whatsapp number

hi!!!how many of you got this message this morning;


You have just been offered an extension of your word puzzle subscription for another 7 days @ 100N.

pearls336:
Heated argument take it easy oh dnt end up making enemies jst because u wnt 2 proof a point

just supporting emily shadys advice is all.u won't make enemies. But u cud be thrown out of de door so fast ud feel very dizzy .they may suspect u to be a mental case

emlilshady:
Lol! jealous frog!honourable Palmwine tapper like you.

u and unpolished grammar. Which one is jealous frog and hon palm wine tapper. Seems u are really off ur rockers.ur choice of words depicts a dimwit.u must have attended igwebuike grammar school in secondary school

emlilshady:
hi!!!how many of you got this message this morning;


You have just been offered an extension of your word puzzle subscription for another 7 days @ 100N.

this guy self.i tot u said u work in a fed ministry. How den do u still have time for such fooling around.and y do u take everything as play.are u an irreversible half or semi slowpoke

It seems SSS go recruit CADET NOISEMAKERS this year.lol

tripleBgirl:
yeah..u ryt! but ur face isnt familiar sha..that day sha...even without all the concentration and fast reading the time was JUSt NOt ENOUGh! lemme have ur bbm pin or whatsapp number

*Modified* 763**** quote me if u didn't get the pin... ..

Esji80:
It seems SSS go recruit CADET NOISEMAKERS this year.lol

I doubt that. Even if they(esp. Emili & Scoffied) make am, them fit die quick cos the job no need people with running mouth like baby diarrhea

cleo:



I doubt that. Even if they(esp. Emili & Scoffied) make am, them fit die quick cos the job no need people with running mouth like baby diarrhea

I just viewed ur pic.u look like someone in a coffin.dead right to the brains.no wonder u tink being quick witted is a liability in the job.tongue tied fellows like u don't survive as spies so better give up.u wudnt be able to talk ur way out of a messy situation wen ur bullets finish.espionage isn't for dullards and introverts. Counter insurgency requires more than shooting guns b4 asking questions.ur idea of talking less earns u noting on the job.if u don't talk u won't learn anytin either,u won't be able to obtain information from people wen all u do is come with a mean face like a rent a cop. So u two Cleobury and Esji80 wisen up

cleo:



I doubt that. Even if they(esp. Emili & Scoffied) make am, them fit die quick cos the job no need people with running mouth like baby diarrhea

which kind talk be that?!take Ya time kid.
I know it's in your family tradition to die at an early stage doing their career jobs, but please take back your blessings to the rest of your generations to come.

you dey talk like say you even know wetin you apply for but you no fit spell sss if I ask you to spell.

Na wa oh,very indecisive pple,dss sha,well we dnt av a choice but to wait

emlilshady:
which kind talk be that?!take Ya time kid.
I know it's in your family tradition to die at an early stage doing their career jobs, but please take back your blessings to the rest of your generations to come.
you dey talk like say you even know wetin you apply for but you no fit spell sss if I ask you to spell.

scoffield245:
I just viewed ur pic.u look like someone in a coffin.dead right to the brains.no wonder u tink being quick witted is a liability in the job.tongue tied fellows like u don't survive as spies so better give up.u wudnt be able to talk ur way out of a messy situation wen ur bullets finish.espionage isn't for dullards and introverts. Counter insurgency requires more than shooting guns b4 asking questions.ur idea of talking less earns u noting on the job.if u don't talk u won't learn anytin either,u won't be able to obtain information from people wen all u do is come with a mean face like a rent a cop. So u two Cleobury and Esji80 wisen up

Now I think we can work out their problems. It's either they are unemployed or they have personality issues that makes it easier for them to live online (out of the real world) and hit @ anyone. Can't happen face up though so I'll just smile at this rubbish. Will be too cheap exchanging words with loosers.
Go get a life guys!

cleo:


Now I think we can work out their problems. It's either they are unemployed or they have personality issues that makes it easier for them to live online (out of the real world) and hit @ anyone. Can't happen face up though so I'll just smile at this rubbish. Will be too cheap exchanging words with loosers.
Go get a life guys!

the first comment you've ever made on this thread was just too dull man. you don't even know how to talk but in your mind your shoulder is high because some smallie with your kind of mentality hyped you by ticking 'like'.
Let me advice you as my son, boy... relax, life is too short to form a fake serious life. you don't come online to judge people like you know them out of here. Nah your type I dey discipline for school well well.

...And to think the five comments above me were actually posted by aspiring dss officers


























Quote me and you won't get called for interview

Osun Team...any info?

Davidbee:
...And to think the five comments above me were actually posted by aspiring dss officers


























Quote me and you won't get called for interview

yes oh!I heard there will be no interview. LOL!!! I'm an aspiring agent you know. nah only the one wey God talk I go listen.

scoffield245:
I just viewed ur pic.u look like someone in a coffin.dead right to the brains.no wonder u tink being quick witted is a liability in the job.tongue tied fellows like u don't survive as spies so better give up.u wudnt be able to talk ur way out of a messy situation wen ur bullets finish.espionage isn't for dullards and introverts. Counter insurgency requires more than shooting guns b4 asking questions.ur idea of talking less earns u noting on the job.if u don't talk u won't learn anytin either,u won't be able to obtain information from people wen all u do is come with a mean face like a rent a cop. So u two Cleobury and Esji80 wisen up

How you take see im face? I don look for am but can't find it?

cleo:


Now I think we can work out their problems. It's either they are unemployed or they have personality issues that makes it easier for them to live online (out of the real world) and hit @ anyone. Can't happen face up though so I'll just smile at this rubbish. Will be too cheap exchanging words with loosers.
Go get a life guys!

happen face up though .seems uv bought big guns for a showdown.wait till camp opens bro.ul get ur chance at me in physical combat training ;Dwait till u see me there.

emlilshady:
yes oh!I heard there will be no interview. LOL!!! I'm an aspiring agent you know. nah only the one wey God talk I go listen.

I believe you!

team delta, have u seen ur results ?

Na wa oh @ triplegirlB u neva see ur result since,it is well,and u cm here commenting like ntin dey hapn,u av it all covered

Davidbee:



Lol. Who called you?

To expect a call from who?

Is that all wat the caller said?

Why wud "dey" call you just to tell you to expect "a call"

lmao.u still dey learn dat bozo?.person wey him result no even show.na magic call?

Davidbee:



Lol. Who called you?

To expect a call from who?

Is that all wat the caller said?

Why wud "dey" call you just to tell you to expect "a call" .if I hear call again from am

lmao.u still dey learn dat bozo?.person wey him result no even show.na magic call?

Mr pearl harbour or is it pearl 36 isn't ur 2 to 3 days ultimatum up.seems u are just another teamliableinfo member.then I'll just pray it happens from 27