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Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Andyblaze: 1:30pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
[b]The rate at which girls change/ transform things these days is quite alarming. Before, the sex we used to know is either to bear kids or just for fun but these days, girls have turned sex into sports. Before when couples want to made love, the woman lies on her back and the man climbs on top and does his thing and after like 15-20 minutes everyone is satisfied. Nowadays, its no more like that. The opposite is the case. everthing is now sports. you have to do monkey style, doggy style, batman style, spiderman style, sit- ups, stand-ups, frog style, 69, 88, carry ups, ah! ah! Guys are we jackie chan or bruce lee? if we dont last up to 2hrs they will complain that you are not a man. Some girls will tell you "carry me up", "hang my leg on your neck", "put it from the back". Put what from the back? dont you know what is inside there? its called "sh*t" incase you dont know. The most annoying part is when they tell you to carry them up. imagine this fat lady i was with last night was telling me to carry her up. Carry who up? do i look like a weight lifter? I had to leave her on the bed and sleep on the floor. what is all these? Girls/Ladies/ Women you people shuld change oh! God is watching.. [/b] 15 Likes |
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Dyt(f): 1:34pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Like u don't enjoy it Shior 1 Like |
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Enegod(m): 1:35pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
<————— sexuality section please... *sprinkles holy water on thread* 5 Likes |
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by freda506(f): 1:55pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
this thread is rated 21 |
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by physise(m): 1:59pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
lol@spiderman style |
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by woky: 2:05pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Dyt: Like u don't enjoy itjst as you ar enjoying it |
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by passionate88: 2:07pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Na wa o. |
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Dyt(f): 2:07pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
woky: jst as you ar enjoying it Oh well It's gd to be Spontaneous Hehehhehhehehhe |
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by woky: 2:10pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Dyt:you disvirgin on time sex go dy sweet you like kilishi |
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by bishophenry(m): 2:15pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
if nt for d fact dat this is a forum and u haven't c her i ll say u r nt far from the truth. |
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Dyt(f): 2:16pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
woky: you disvirgin on time Nope Funny enuf o year 1 Bt no doubt this thing swt die o |
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Asable(f): 2:19pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
lol i no fit laugh guy u don spoil finish |
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by sweetestguy(m): 2:22pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
If ure tired of dem girls,,dias anoda option na! Turn gay,,,or castrate ursef |
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by bishophenry(m): 2:23pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Asable: lol i no fit laugh guy u don spoil finishpastor asable hope u r nt a gay? |
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by shizzle11(m): 2:34pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Dyt:I hear say u get big yansh... so which style dey sweet u pass? |
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Andyblaze: 2:35pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
more comments before I post my angry baby face 1 Like |
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by shizzle11(m): 2:37pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
but op me gan dey enjoy dat kind excercise'o.. u need to see d way guy man fey sweat after action |
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by shizzle11(m): 2:38pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Andyblaze: more comments before I post my angry baby facepost her face or "e no happen" |
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by woky: 2:38pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Dyt:chai |
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Andyblaze: 2:39pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Dyt: Like u don't enjoy it who doesn't enjoy a tight good odolondolo. What we want is less 'wants' from the possessor of the odolondolo, tenk! |
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Nobody: 2:41pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
tsk tsk tsk.. spiderman style |
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Andyblaze: 2:42pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
shizzle11: are u satisfied now?
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Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Andyblaze: 2:44pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Dyt: beta pikin, e be like say u go sabi the tin well well |
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Dyt(f): 2:48pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Andyblaze: Pls sing me dat song |
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Andyblaze: 2:50pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Dyt: |
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Nobody: 2:52pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
canine style, batman styleThis got me laughing |
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by shizzle11(m): 2:57pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Andyblaze:Noo! fake pics |
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Andyblaze: 3:46pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
shizzle11: what makes it fake? |
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by IAMBREEZY: 3:50pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Andy which øne be batman style i ne'er hear that one before o |
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Nastydroid(m): 3:56pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
too much streaming of porn *smh* |
Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by intergral(m): 4:04pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
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Re: Girls Of Nowadays, SMDH! by Asemo11(m): 4:09pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Lol pikin way sabi d tin front page materia |
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