THIS WORLD SEF: You collect babe number you use "chick" store am. Her mama na fowl?
• You buy suya your woman chop all the meat finish you con dey smile dey chop the onions, you be
vegetarian?
• You dey with your guy and you dey recieve different kinds of phone calls every 5 minutes, yet you dey claim say you no dey cheat on your guy. My sister, you be MTN customer care agent?
• You ask a girl for what she wants, she tells you money and you are angry. Were you
expecting her to say wisdom and
understanding?
• You dey carry your girlfriend
go club, after you marry her finish you want stop her from going to club. My brother you think say
miracle fit happen?
• Your mates pay transport fare complete, sit down comfortably for bus, you pay half dey stand and smile. Bros you be usher?
• Your girlfriend dumps you for a rich man, you say she be golddigger but your sister do the same to another guy, you give testimony for Church, say na grace of God. Bros park well o.
• Since last 2 weeks, PHCN never remember your street and una no get common Tiger gen, yet you come my house still dey borrow Jackie Chan film from me. Bros na
PHCN office you wan go watch am?
• Your babe get F9 parallel for WAEC, she still dey ask for Brazilian Hair of 150,000 Naira. Were she wan fix am? Ontop that coconut head?
• You have 8 tribal marks, stretch marks scattered all over your body yet you still want a tattoo...haaaaaaaaaaaaaa! My
friend you be zebra? Shuo!
• You are 6 feet tall, you come still wear 6 inches high heel shoe. You wan whisper to God?
• You dey snap inside different type of cars yet you expect your man to believe you are not cheating. Aunty, you be mechanic?
• You gather different girls picture
for your phone and yet you expect your girl to believe you are not cheating. Uncle, you be photographer?
• He gave you an engagement ring for over five years, e never marry you, my dear, you be lord of the rings?

So?

Nice post, can't stop laffing.

njuwo:
• You ask a girl for what she wants, she tells you money and you are angry. Were you
expecting her to say wisdom and
understanding?
• You have 8 tribal marks, stretch marks scattered all over your body yet you still want a tattoo...haaaaaaaaaaaaaa! My
friend you be zebra? Shuo!
• You are 6 feet tall, you come still wear 6 inches high heel shoe. You wan whisper to God?

Bros I give up on you...
Happy new year