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I'm Bored, Ask Me Any Question. by nguage(m): 6:35pm On Sep 04, 2008
Yeah, I'm bored as hell and I will be answering questions. Ask me any question - dumb or wise, bad or good - and I will make an attempt at answering your questions. Who goes first?
Re: I'm Bored, Ask Me Any Question. by Seun(m): 6:38pm On Sep 04, 2008
How did it feel to be banned for posting porn on the forum?
Re: I'm Bored, Ask Me Any Question. by Nobody: 6:38pm On Sep 04, 2008
how do you spell 'n-gauge'?
Re: I'm Bored, Ask Me Any Question. by tRoOE(f): 6:59pm On Sep 04, 2008
Are you single becos am looking a bf grin grin grin

Re: I'm Bored, Ask Me Any Question. by nguage(m): 7:00pm On Sep 04, 2008
Seun:

How did it feel to be banned for posting porn on the forum?
Did I post porn on the forum? I posted a screen shot of someone posting porn on the forum. About the ban: I didn't notice the ban, it was less than 24 hours and I did not even know I was banned.
Re: I'm Bored, Ask Me Any Question. by Nobody: 7:03pm On Sep 04, 2008
n-guage:

Did I post porn on the forum? I posted a screen shot of someone posting porn on the forum. About the ban: I didn't notice the ban, it was less than 24 hours and I did not even know I was banned.
roflmao! cheesy
Re: I'm Bored, Ask Me Any Question. by tRoOE(f): 7:06pm On Sep 04, 2008
n-guage:

Did I post porn on the forum? I posted a screen shot of someone posting porn on the forum. About the ban: I didn't notice the ban, it was less than 24 hours and I did not even know I was banned.
You have not yet answered my question angry angry
One more question
Will you go with me on a date


LOL cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: I'm Bored, Ask Me Any Question. by nguage(m): 7:10pm On Sep 04, 2008
ibkaye:

how do you spell 'n-gauge'?

I used to be into hip hop back in 2005 (who am I kidding, I'm still a big hip hop junkie) and I formed the name n-guage (engage) for myself because my real name starts with a 'n'. The line that inspired the name was from a Common song 'Sum Shit I wrote' the last track on his 1995 album Resurrection (my favorite album ever).

The line: "Engage in a page, and with words I elope"

Did you catch the extended metaphor and how he formed a relationship between love and writing lyrics. When he starts writing ( engage in a page), he escapes (elopes) with words? Isn't that brilliant? This is why I get pissed when people say hip hop is not an art form and try to reduce the whole hip hop scene to a misogynistic, backward, gun totting society.
Re: I'm Bored, Ask Me Any Question. by nguage(m): 7:11pm On Sep 04, 2008
tRoOE:

Are you single because am looking a boyfriend grin grin grin


tRoOE:

You have not yet answered my question angry angry
One more question
Will you go with me on a date


LOL cheesy cheesy cheesy


I am single and ready to mingle. Chea!
Re: I'm Bored, Ask Me Any Question. by nguage(m): 7:16pm On Sep 04, 2008
more questions? Hey troOe, do ya live in Ny?
Re: I'm Bored, Ask Me Any Question. by tRoOE(f): 7:40pm On Sep 04, 2008
Are you a virgin cheesy cheesy cheesy
Nope i live in Naija grin grin

So what do u look like
Re: I'm Bored, Ask Me Any Question. by nguage(m): 7:50pm On Sep 04, 2008
Am I a virgin? What the f-ck shocked shocked
I am NOT a virgin, thats all I have to say about that.

And about what I look like, I hate describing myself and I hate sharing pictures online too. Acidrop is the only one that saw a picture of me once and that was about 18 months ago. Ask her about me.

Oh, and I will probably come to wifehunt in Nigeria one of these years.
Re: I'm Bored, Ask Me Any Question. by cescky(m): 7:53pm On Sep 04, 2008
@poster

why did the chicken cross the road? angry
Re: I'm Bored, Ask Me Any Question. by tRoOE(f): 7:54pm On Sep 04, 2008
Relax your temper jare, i was just been sarcastic

More question

Wassup with you and acidrop
Are you guys still dating or break up
Re: I'm Bored, Ask Me Any Question. by Moyola(f): 7:54pm On Sep 04, 2008
Ask u any qtn abi?

whn last didchu self-service? tongue
Re: I'm Bored, Ask Me Any Question. by nguage(m): 7:57pm On Sep 04, 2008
cescky:

@poster

why did the chicken cross the road? angry
The chicken, I don't know. The chickenhead on the other hand, crossed the road with her daughter strapped to her back to buy some crack.
Re: I'm Bored, Ask Me Any Question. by tRoOE(f): 7:59pm On Sep 04, 2008
Oh, and I will probably come to wifehunt in Nigeria one of these years.

Bad move dude, will not do that if i were you
Re: I'm Bored, Ask Me Any Question. by cescky(m): 8:00pm On Sep 04, 2008
Moyola:

Ask u any qtn abi?

whn last didchu self-service? tongue

moyo is u that Hot shocked shocked

call me up on 080 . . . . . . .lets do it fone style grin grin
Re: I'm Bored, Ask Me Any Question. by nguage(m): 8:00pm On Sep 04, 2008
tRoOE:

Relax your temper jare, i was just been sarcastic

More question

Wassup with you and acidrop
Are you guys still dating or break up

Acidrop and I got bored, plus it was just a summer thing. Once school started in the fall, I got busy, she was busy too and we both realized the online thing wasn't gonna work. It wasn't a break up, we just don't chat anymore.
Re: I'm Bored, Ask Me Any Question. by Moyola(f): 8:03pm On Sep 04, 2008
cescky:

moyo is u that Hot shocked shocked

call me up on 080 . . . . . . .lets do it phone style grin grin

dat doznt mean m Hot o!! undecided

iz juz a question naa!!


n-guage m waiting 4 ur esponse o!!!!!!!!1
Re: I'm Bored, Ask Me Any Question. by nguage(m): 8:04pm On Sep 04, 2008
Moyola:

Ask u any qtn abi?

whn last didchu self-service? tongue
Exactly last week Friday night/ Saturday morning - depends on how you see things. I called this girl up around 10 in the night and I stayed on the phone trying to convince her to come over until 11:30, she wouldn't f-ck because she is a muslim and it's the "no fucky fucky month".
Around 12 am , i was just like f-ck it, pulled out my d-ck, got some lotion, visited my favourite porn site and choked the bishop wink
Re: I'm Bored, Ask Me Any Question. by nguage(m): 8:08pm On Sep 04, 2008
tRoOE:

Bad move dude, will not do that if i were you
Why not? I'm not into the interracial thing at all. I hate to sound closed minded but why would I ever marry a white girl. Yuck! And Nigerian girls are just like you, beautiful in the outside and the inside.
Re: I'm Bored, Ask Me Any Question. by ThugLife1(m): 8:12pm On Sep 04, 2008
n-guage:

Exactly last week Friday night/ Saturday morning - depends on how you see things. I called this girl up around 10 in the night and I stayed on the phone trying to convince her to come over until 11:30, she wouldn't f-ck because she is a muslim and it's the "no fucky fucky month".
Around 12 am , i was just like f-ck it, pulled out my d-ck, got some lotion, visited my favourite porn site and choked the bishop wink
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: I'm Bored, Ask Me Any Question. by tRoOE(f): 8:14pm On Sep 04, 2008
n-guage:

Acidrop and I got bored, plus it was just a summer thing. Once school started in the fall, I got busy, she was busy too and we both realized the online thing wasn't going to work. It wasn't a break up, we just don't chat anymore.
Na wa ooooo so something like this dey happen right under my nose. Anyway when next you jam each other online send my regards to her sha, omo eko say wetin dey happen

n-guage:

Why not? I'm not into the interracial thing at all. I hate to sound closed minded but why would I ever marry a white girl. Yuck! And Nigerian girls are just like you, beautiful in the outside and the inside.
Am not saying marrying a Nigerian lady is bad but going down  there to pick a wife is a waste of time

More question
How many girls have you dated on NLand
did you have sexual relationship with any of them
any secret crush

lol i be busybody grin grin grin
Re: I'm Bored, Ask Me Any Question. by tRoOE(f): 8:19pm On Sep 04, 2008
Exactly last week Friday night/ Saturday morning - depends on how you see things. I called this girl up around 10 in the night and I stayed on the phone trying to convince her to come over until 11:30, she wouldn't f-ck because she is a muslim and it's the "no fucky fucky month".
Around 12 am , i was just like f-ck it, pulled out my d-ck, got some lotion, visited my favourite porn site and choked the bishop

Heheheh this reminds me one of Lil kim lyrics
Re: I'm Bored, Ask Me Any Question. by nguage(m): 8:27pm On Sep 04, 2008
tRoOE:


More question
How many girls have you dated on NLand
did you have sexual relationship with any of them
any secret crush

lol i be busybody grin grin grin


I've dated one girl on nairaland, acidrop - she's probably the prettiest girl on this website. It was nothing sexual, she lives in Australia.

How many girls do I plan to date on nairaland? Lets see.
Re: I'm Bored, Ask Me Any Question. by tope2000(f): 8:30pm On Sep 04, 2008
n-guage:

I've dated one girl on nairaland, acidrop - she's probably the prettiest girl on this website. It was nothing sexual, she lives in Australia.

How many girls do I plan to date on nairaland? Lets see.

how can you date someone u didnt see??
Re: I'm Bored, Ask Me Any Question. by nguage(m): 8:33pm On Sep 04, 2008
tope2000:

how can you date someone u didnt see??

Yeah, thats impossible, I take that back. It was just some nairaland crap, we never dated.
Re: I'm Bored, Ask Me Any Question. by nguage(m): 8:34pm On Sep 04, 2008
tope2000:

---

Are you opening the door for me to come in? Get ready for some long d-ck f-cking. j/k
Re: I'm Bored, Ask Me Any Question. by tRoOE(f): 8:38pm On Sep 04, 2008
n-guage:

I've dated one girl on nairaland, acidrop - she's probably the prettiest girl on this website. It was nothing sexual, she lives in Australia.

How many girls do I plan to date on nairaland? Lets see.

hmmmmmmmm 7
@question
Do you have one night stand on a regularly basic



n-guage:

Yeah, thats impossible, I take that back. It was just some nairaland crap, we never dated.
Kai shocked :oyou guys did dated
Re: I'm Bored, Ask Me Any Question. by tope2000(f): 8:38pm On Sep 04, 2008
n-guage:

Are you opening the door for me to come in? Get ready for some long d-ck f-cking. j/k


come in where?
Re: I'm Bored, Ask Me Any Question. by nguage(m): 8:40pm On Sep 04, 2008
tope2000:


come in where?
To your room, to your life . . . for the night.

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