MEN ARE LIKE,

1. Men are like , Laxatives , They irritate the #### out of you.

2. Men are like , Bananas , The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like . Weather , Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like , Blenders , You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like , Chocolate Bars , Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like . Commercials , You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like , Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like , Government Bonds , They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like , Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like , Popcorn , They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like , Snowstorms , You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like .Lava Lamps , Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like , Parking Spots , All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Interesting!

men r more like shits(sm though)

nana:

Interesting!

I intended not to reply my post
Cos its full of fun
I hav been waiting for u nana
I know u will say somethimg different

Gamine:

MEN ARE LIKE,

1. Men are like , Laxatives , They irritate the #### out of you.

2. Men are like , Bananas , The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like . Weather , Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like , Blenders , You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like , Chocolate Bars , Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like . Commercials , You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like , Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like , Government Bonds , They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like , Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like , Popcorn , They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like , Snowstorms , You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like .Lava Lamps , Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like , Parking Spots , All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Can u please tell me what women are like?

geolabious:

I intended not to reply my post
Cos its full of fun
I hav been waiting for u nana
I know u will say somethimg different

Tryna be funny or what?

Nana Am soory
Not only you to all nairalander that replies my post
I appreciate all what u all did
I respect u all
Geolabious is not wha u think

Whats going on here abeg.

Dont turn my thread to Quliush

With women like GAMINE
I wonder if men would even think of a change of attitude <sub>thats if we r trully d kind of species u portray us to be

Tell us whats eatin u up gurl n stop d unecessary generalisation</sub>

I'm in a man-hating mood today so I'd say. . . . .SPOT ON!

Gamine:

Gamine:


10. Men are like , Popcorn , They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like , Snowstorms , You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like .Lava Lamps , Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like , Parking Spots , All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

@gamine


i totally disagree with the above.


May God help you if you are not yet married.


haba!

Gamine,wetin we do you!!!

@poster : 10. Men are like , Popcorn , They satisfy you, but only for a little while.


A prostitute language. And this also prove your ASHAWO INTERNATIONALISM

I am a man but i do not belong to ANY of your classifications,

Gamine:

MEN ARE LIKE,



2. Men are like , Bananas , The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like . Weather , Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like , Blenders , You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

6. Men are like . Commercials , You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like , Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like , Government Bonds , They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like , Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like , Popcorn , They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

12. Men are like .Lava Lamps , Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like , Parking Spots , All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

@ poster all these applies to some women as well
and if all the guys you av met are like this, it doesn't mean you should generalize

geolabious:


Can u please tell me what women are like?

Women are like the best thing on God's green earth and w/o us there would be no u.

@ poster,

Hmmmm,

sistawoman:


Women are like the best thing on God's green earth and w/o us there would be no u.

hahaha that's a lie, because "it takes two"
without one, the other is incomplete

mikelbay:

hahaha that's a lie, because "it takes two"
without one, the other is incomplete

This is true but if the baby making was left up to men yall would never procreate.

sistawoman:

This is true but if the baby making was left up to men yall would never procreate.

that is what u think.
if God had made it the responsibility of men,
they will do it. He decided what is best for he two sex

sistawoman:


Women are like the best thing on God's green earth and w/o us there would be no u.

HHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm
And Then?

mikelbay:

that is what u think.
if God had made it the responsibility of men,
they will do it. He decided what is best for he two sex

No what God did was decide who was BEST among the species. And that is WOMAN!

@sistawoman

hmmm

i disagree again. why do u think God created man first and in His own image?

It's not just the about the baby making that makes women different/unique. It takes whole lot more and for me i no gree say women are the best.


nah! (just my opinion)

k1banty:

@sistawoman

hmmm

i disagree again. why do u think God created man first and in His own image?

It's not just the about the baby making that makes women different/unique. It takes whole lot more and for me i no gree say women are the best.


nah! (just my opinion)

Thanks man

Men are not subject to the romantic  clichés of women.
Nigerian men in particular are peculiar and you cannot use Western  clichés to put them in a box.

Nigerian men are a different ball game.
They have their own rules.

I advise women to take men as they treat you and do not see from the opinions of others.

It is a terrible mistake to see Nigerian men from the perspective of what you read in Western books and magazines.

Most of the men in Nigeria are not subject to Western nuances.
We produce cocoa, but chocolate is alien to most of us.
Therefore, do not use Western rules for African men.

Orikinla:

Men are not subject to the romantic cliches of women.
Nigerian men in particular are peculiar and you cannot use Western cliches to put them in a box.

Nigerian men are a different ball game.
They have their own rules.

You aint never lied about that one.

I still say Woman Power. . . . . . we are better.

sistawoman:


You aint never lied about that one.

I still say Woman Power. . . . . . we are better.

Yes u are right because of MY MOTHER

In Nigeria, from Lagos to Abuja, the men make the rules and we make the women to bend to our rules.

k1banty:

@sistawoman

why do u think God created man first ?

An artist alwaz has a rough sketch before he produces the REAL thing.Rough sketch comes first na.

_{says. . . . Oscar wilde.}

god see your hand works criticizing each other, Father visit this world soon enough because this world is turning to something else especially if you take a look at the sexuallity board.

Thanks Gamine, I'm printing this out and pasting it on the door to my office