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Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 12:47am On Oct 22, 2008
how could u ask him to confide in u in an open thread abi u dey joke?

as for the guy in qxn, thats wat y'all say when there's really somethin u did wrong angry
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by clemcykul(f): 5:03pm On Oct 22, 2008
aww teadr am sorry at ur being banned embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed

take it easy, i still know u kiss
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 6:06pm On Oct 22, 2008
who u no know?
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by mykali(m): 6:24pm On Oct 22, 2008
smiley
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 6:25pm On Oct 22, 2008
hey dears kiss kiss
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by dani1luv: 6:27pm On Oct 22, 2008
this ya kis kis affair sef undecided
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 6:29pm On Oct 22, 2008
iight, take ya own make e nor be like say u miss out kiss

undecided
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by dani1luv: 6:32pm On Oct 22, 2008
shey i tel yhu say i want am 4 ya kiss tongue
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 6:40pm On Oct 22, 2008
i know u want it. . but its just lyka piece of cake, no biggie, take it or leave it. wink
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by mykali(m): 6:44pm On Oct 22, 2008
lysaaa. how are u dearie kiss kiss

leave the guy, he's semi-jealous grin
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by dani1luv: 6:47pm On Oct 22, 2008
wink c dis lityl lad shocked shocked
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 6:48pm On Oct 22, 2008
lol, i know. but as i get plenty loff way dey overflow. .na im make me share reach am.

so how was ur day? has it bn long u came online?  smiley
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by mykali(m): 6:58pm On Oct 22, 2008
@danny

who u callin' that?. u i guess.   sad angry
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by dani1luv: 7:00pm On Oct 22, 2008
@ lysaa
i dey o
nt so long sha wink
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by mykali(m): 7:02pm On Oct 22, 2008
lysaa. i been here 6 hours and my ass is biting. this cafe chair is so damn comforttable.  grin
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by dani1luv: 7:07pm On Oct 22, 2008
6 hrs. bt na me buy the airtyme 4 yhu cool
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 7:22pm On Oct 22, 2008
okay u guys should go home, its late and momsy would be looking forward to ur coming home now. smiley
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by mykali(m): 7:37pm On Oct 22, 2008
danny, mom is looking for u. she needs to change ur diapers man. grin
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by dani1luv: 7:39pm On Oct 22, 2008
is a lie, mum is callin me to clean up wia yhu messed up on her bed (ato le) tongue
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by mykali(m): 7:56pm On Oct 22, 2008
naaaa. she says u been out all day in ur shitty pants, u berra go home and change b4 u get ass rashes oh. grin
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by dani1luv: 8:02pm On Oct 22, 2008
stop d bullin act. . . . yhu 4gettin so earli;, . .

she told yhu to count 1 - 2 tongue bt refusd. . and insistin on countin 1-z tongue
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 8:04pm On Oct 22, 2008
does momsy know u come to Nl? she woulda packed extra diapers in ur bag.  grin

Mykali, how do u look after ur kid bro? hope u still know how to change em diapers like i tot ya  cheesy
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by dani1luv: 8:08pm On Oct 22, 2008
yhu sef dey believe am
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 11:49pm On Oct 22, 2008
go sleep dani, your mates are going to disneyland in the morning
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by BossTtdiamonds(m): 12:56am On Oct 23, 2008
Lysaa. . . . Did I do something to u. . Or does my rosy cheeks and saucer eyes not sway you
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 1:09am On Oct 23, 2008
Boss Ttdiamonds:

Lysaa. . . . Did I do something to u. .  Or does my rosy cheeks and saucer eyes not sway you

how ever did I miss that? undecided
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by BossTtdiamonds(m): 1:15am On Oct 23, 2008
Guess I'm not on ur FBI's most wanted list afterall. . . . . . WhAt thE fuc!< am I sAying . . . Lysaa. . Pls cAn u gEt me A b0ttlE 0f wAtEr. .

Courtesy: T0pE_teAdr AKA B0ss TtdiAm0nds. .
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 1:18am On Oct 23, 2008
did u miss ur way to the rock O man?
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by BossTtdiamonds(m): 1:29am On Oct 23, 2008
Oh I guess. . . .
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 1:52am On Oct 23, 2008
see boy wan follow men chase lysaa, make i catch u there
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by clemcykul(f): 8:49am On Oct 23, 2008
lolito grin
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 11:08am On Oct 23, 2008
these teenagers no dey fear again

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