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| Re: Farting Jokes by larayat(f): 5:26pm On Apr 24, 2009 |
argggggggggggggggggggggh |
| Re: Farting Jokes by sholabanke(m): 5:36pm On Apr 24, 2009 |
@lola abeg wetin u chop this morning |
| Re: Farting Jokes by Recognise: 8:30pm On Apr 24, 2009 |
7 “Where or when not to fart”: ) In Nairaland’s Farting Jokes forum 1) Whilst on a first or blind date 2) In Church 3) On a crowded molue/train/tube/subway 4) When someone is yawning with the mouth wide open 5) In a walk-in fridge-freezer - it'll hang about and linger for a while 6) In a patrol car when transported to the police station for a minor violation 7) While fighting the burning inferno of a building on fire  |
| Re: Farting Jokes by cbase: 8:33pm On Apr 24, 2009 |
I'll fart anywher jor  |
| Re: Farting Jokes by Bbeee: 8:37pm On Apr 24, 2009 |
mess get control ni?  |
| Re: Farting Jokes by cbase: 9:01pm On Apr 24, 2009 |
ha ha |
| Re: Farting Jokes by larayat(f): 9:08pm On Apr 24, 2009 |
hun,hun |
| Re: Farting Jokes by Recognise: 9:11pm On Apr 24, 2009 |
9 "Where and when to fart": .) In Nairaland’s Farting Jokes forum 1.) In the boss office as you are about to leave - best to make sure it's silent but lethal 2.) In the store check-out queue or cashiers line - it's bound to speed the customer service up. 3.) In an empty elevator or lift just before you get off. 4.) Beside an occupied clothes store changing room - no doubt it'll quickly become unoccupied and vacant for moi use 5.) When deep sea or scuba diving. 6.) Back seat of the police car during a wrongful arrest. 7.) In your car whilst it’s been carjacked. 8.) During one of those pie eating competitions to distract the rivals/opponents. 9.) If a babe (i.e. female) - go ahead, let it rip. Contrary to the myth it's a natural bodily function. |
| Re: Farting Jokes by larayat(f): 9:17pm On Apr 24, 2009 |
gbam. |
| Re: Farting Jokes by cbase: 9:27pm On Apr 24, 2009 |
Gbam! On your head  |
| Re: Farting Jokes by Recognise: 9:33pm On Apr 24, 2009 |
 Insurance with Protection |
| Re: Farting Jokes by Bbeee: 10:01pm On Apr 24, 2009 |
mess get insurance ni? |
| Re: Farting Jokes by Recognise: 11:01pm On Apr 24, 2009 |
[size=16pt]@^[/size] Farting itself doesn't kill but the overpowering and pungent lingering smell in this forum likely will hence the protection gear and breathing mask for insurance & protection |
| Re: Farting Jokes by Recognise: 6:41am On Apr 25, 2009 |
What to do when someone has soiled the air . . .
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| Re: Farting Jokes by Recognise: 7:54am On Apr 26, 2009 |
ANYONE for BEANS? Mama had a eatery famous throughout the land. Customers would come from far and wide to eat her marvellous bean casserole. They noted that unlike other bean stews, hers didn't make them fart. One day a curious customer asked "Mama why doesn't your bean casserole make people fart?" "Because I use exactly 239 beans" she replied "Just 239 beans? That seems very exact. Why 239?" the curious customer further asked "Because one more would make it |
| Re: Farting Jokes by larayat(f): 8:08am On Apr 26, 2009 |
na beans? |
| Re: Farting Jokes by dgreatrock(m): 4:06pm On Apr 26, 2009 |
dis mess sef! |
| Re: Farting Jokes by Recognise: 6:02pm On Apr 26, 2009 |
Larayat: [size=16pt]@^[/size] Huh-huh . . . Also likely in Hell's Kitchen: Beans Only is Served . . .
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| Re: Farting Jokes by dgreatrock(m): 9:06pm On Apr 26, 2009 |
the combination of beans and egg will give you the desired fart  |
| Re: Farting Jokes by Recognise: 7:46pm On Apr 27, 2009 |
Glorious Baked Beans. . .
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| Re: Farting Jokes by Recognise: 7:45pm On Apr 28, 2009 |
Apparently not a welcomed fragrance . . .
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| Re: Farting Jokes by Recognise: 7:39pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
Uh-huh . . .
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| Re: Farting Jokes by Recognise: 7:52pm On Apr 30, 2009 |
It wasn't me . . . Twas the dog . . .
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| Re: Farting Jokes by Recognise: 7:43pm On May 01, 2009 |
Dont tempt me or push your luck . . .
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| Re: Farting Jokes by larayat(f): 7:58pm On May 01, 2009 |
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh. |
| Re: Farting Jokes by Tstark(m): 8:14pm On May 01, 2009 |
You mess you say "sir!" Sir no call you |
| Re: Farting Jokes by larayat(f): 11:55pm On May 01, 2009 |
hun.` |
| Re: Farting Jokes by dyabman(m): 5:22am On May 02, 2009 |
hon hun |
| Re: Farting Jokes by Recognise: 1:34pm On May 02, 2009 |
How to
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| Re: Farting Jokes by Recognise: 6:43am On May 03, 2009 |
Oopsy-daisy . . .
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| Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 9:38am On May 04, 2009 |
ROTFLMAO!!! LOL!!!LMAO!!! RECOGNISE!!! Great job ooo! I'll post somer soon.fart oops! |
| Re: Farting Jokes by romsky: 9:44am On May 04, 2009 |
poor joe |
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