How are you sure I no be man now?

elaaaaaa 4 ya gab.

@ kunle
hw much i fit purchse am

Ok, nevermind. Whoeva get the control, do you know that if you press the blabla button, you fit do blabla with ma donkey from ma zoo? The manual instructions says so. I read ir before hand.

@gabby
why would you be interested in controling women is there something you want to tell us.

gud ibere

uhm. . . Ok I tell you the truth now. All the women  go run to another country cause they complain say all of your koboko's are like mini sausages fit for cocktail receptions. They tire ohhh. . . They say why they spend money for big gigantor boobies yet they have to face willy koboko's? So they fit run far far away. Eya pele ohhh. . .

gabrywyl:

uhm. . . Ok I tell you the truth now. All the women go run to another country cause they complain say all of your[b] koboko's are like mini sausages[/b] fit for cocktail receptions. They tire ohhh. . . They say why they spend money for big gigantor boobies yet they have to face willy koboko's? So they fit run far far away. Eya pele ohhh. . .

@gabby
Which Nigerin man have come across that has a mini sausage like koboko?

Ever since da aliens of Mumu Land had invaded Nigeria, all of your koboko's be mini sausage ohhh. . . . . No more be categorize as African Koko, now be familiarize as Koko Junior. . .

Anotha mumu in da house

nigga mumu

I think gabby needs to be taught a lesson, i think we should send mykali after her. A round or two should do i am sure she would keep her mouth shut after that

Why Mykali?    U want the truth I gave you the truth ohhh. . .

Scopium:

[size=13pt]Gaby are you a boxer? What's with a round or two? [/size]

That is why she is calling Naija men mumu, who is talking about boxing here?? I meant a round or two of the best using a Naija man's joy stick if she can cope with the size.

Jane and Arlene,

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain.
Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene:
What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'

The pharmacist fainted.

ps: for those of you that might be slow to get the joke, camel is a brand of cigarrete

Scopium. I aint a boxer but I be gangsta like Studio.

Uncle Kunle, No thanks. I am not interested in any otha koko's apart from ermmm. . . Heheh! You know now

he doesnt even knoe himself

Ok, gaby but just for the record don't mess with naija men Oh!!! we are very potent.

Uncle Kunle, since when I mention about your koko or any koko from Naija? Read ohhh. . . I was referring to Bushland. Are you from Bushland?

gabrywyl:

Ever since da aliens of Mumu Land had invaded Nigeria, all of your koboko's be mini sausage ohhh. . . . . No more be categorize as African Koko, now be familiarize as Koko Junior. . .

Aunty gabby your words on a marble

OH OH. GUILTY OHHH. . . . In that case, Aunty Gabry has been upgraded to Grandma Gabry. . . . .

gabrywyl:

Scopium. I aint a boxer but I be gangsta like Studio.

yea, always keep it gangsta baby

@ poster

If you let that remote fall into the wrong hands(gabry's 4 instance), you will be 'demanned'.
A word is enough for the wise.
Meanwhile,ow ur guy go fit get the remote nah?

Dred, I no friend you now. . . HMM!No cookies for you!

Oya,sorry!!!!
No remote for you,but gimme cookies.
I love cookies

No remote for me and you expect cookie from me? Eh. . . Bro, why are you being selfish now?

What would you do with the remote?
Its for controlling only women.

So? Can't I control my grandma?