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You've Saved The Wrong Person by sexyLeamon(f): 11:44am On Nov 21, 2008
One day Bush was out jogging and accidentally fell from a bridge into a very cold river.
Three boys, playing along the river, saw the accident. Without a second thought, they jumped in the water and dragged the wet president out of the river.
After cleaning up he said, "Boys, you saved the President of the United States today, You deserve a reward." You name it, I'll give it to you."
The first boy said, "Please, I'd like a ticket to Disneyland!"
"I'll personally hand it to you," said Bush. "I'd like a pair of Nike Air Turbos," the second boy said.
"I'll buy them myself and give them to you," said Bush. "And I'd like a wheelchair with a stereo in it," said the third boy.
"I'll personally , wait a second, son, you're not handicapped!"
"No, but I will be when my father finds out whom I saved from drowning."
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by romsky: 11:49am On Nov 21, 2008
lubbish i wuv dat man
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by sexyLeamon(f): 11:52am On Nov 21, 2008
and who is lubbish angry angry
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by Gabry(f): 11:54am On Nov 21, 2008
Lubbish be lomade
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by romsky: 11:58am On Nov 21, 2008
Gab is ur mouth sour again

ow dare u call me lubbish huh
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by Gabry(f): 11:58am On Nov 21, 2008
Are you Lomade or Romade? tongue
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by sexyLeamon(f): 12:00pm On Nov 21, 2008
romade answer my question angry
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by Gabry(f): 12:02pm On Nov 21, 2008
no i dont want to angry
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by sexyLeamon(f): 12:06pm On Nov 21, 2008
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by romsky: 12:06pm On Nov 21, 2008
sexy dear, when a man can't pronounce d consonant R he makes it L
was referin to d 3rd boy's fada who would av wanted Bush left for death
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by Gabry(f): 12:07pm On Nov 21, 2008
Oh really? grin
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by Nobody: 12:08pm On Nov 21, 2008
hiss
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by romsky: 12:10pm On Nov 21, 2008
so Gab i await ur apology
Ibukun who collected ur cotonou bread?
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by sexyLeamon(f): 12:10pm On Nov 21, 2008
romade:

sexy dear, when a man can't pronounce d consonant R he makes it L
was to d 3rd boys fada who would wanted Bush left for death
ok undecided undecided
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by Nobody: 12:11pm On Nov 21, 2008
romade:

so Gab i await ur apology
Ibukun who collected ur cotonou bread?
tani ibukun? angry
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by Gabry(f): 12:12pm On Nov 21, 2008
wetin I do now
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by studio43(m): 12:15pm On Nov 21, 2008
qeustionaire
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by Gabry(f): 12:16pm On Nov 21, 2008
Do you have asperger syndrome?
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by sexyLeamon(f): 12:16pm On Nov 21, 2008
hi daddy
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by Gabry(f): 12:17pm On Nov 21, 2008
Hey baby! grin kiss
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by studio43(m): 12:20pm On Nov 21, 2008
sexyLeamon:

hi daddy

how are you sexy Lil thing grin
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by Gabry(f): 12:21pm On Nov 21, 2008
shocked embarassed lipsrsealed
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by studio43(m): 12:22pm On Nov 21, 2008
gabrywyl:

Hey baby! grin kiss

sorry but i never brush already grin
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by Nobody: 12:22pm On Nov 21, 2008
you people should be in school, haba angry
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by sexyLeamon(f): 12:22pm On Nov 21, 2008
gabrywyl:

Hey baby! grin kiss
did you have a sex change operation?  shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

studio43:

how are you sexy little thing grin
good just a little hungry smiley
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by Gabry(f): 12:23pm On Nov 21, 2008
studio43:

sorry but i never brush already grin

Brush? Your blabla hair abi?    shocked

ibkaye:

you people should be in school, haba angry

Its night time hia. Whats there to school about?  smiley

sexyLeamon:

did you have a sex change operation? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
good just a little hungry smiley

Yes grin
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by Nobody: 12:24pm On Nov 21, 2008
angry
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by Gabry(f): 12:24pm On Nov 21, 2008
wetin I do now?
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by Nobody: 12:25pm On Nov 21, 2008
hiss angry
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by studio43(m): 12:25pm On Nov 21, 2008
sexyLeamon:

good just a little hungry smiley

well, i have 2 cans of HYPE ENERGY DRINK AND A CAKE ON MY TABLE, CUM LETS SHARE kiss

ibkaye:

you people should be in school, haba angry

see this pretty face o, chai grin
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by Gabry(f): 12:26pm On Nov 21, 2008
ibkaye:

hiss angry

U become a cat now abi?   shocked
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by sexyLeamon(f): 12:27pm On Nov 21, 2008
gabrywyl:

Yes grin
good that add up the guys cheesy

ibkaye:

hiss angry
go and sleep

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