Mondisweets: wickedness

Mondisweets: will u "re-deactivate" it

Enegod: hope sexkillz didnt resurrect with you

San Miguel:

Naaa, I will keep it

Sycluxx:


My second post on NL

Mondisweets: well done

Sycluxx:

is this how to welcom a new nairalander ?

Mondisweets: no we usually ask for their house address so we can go throw eggs on their windows

Sycluxx:



eggs are not sold in garri market


you dont have enuf to eat self,
talkless of having some to trow away

Mondisweets: it doesnt matter, just post your house address

teeo:

My baby, missed you.

This is the new Nairaland and you should be living a new life. Warning to you: Stop chooking your potopoto hand in my container

Eze Promoe:
This is the new Nairaland and you should be living a new life. Warning to you: Stop chooking your potopoto hand in my container

See your eye. Your body too dey hot. New Nairaland all the babes are single

teeo:

See your eye. Your body too dey hot. New Nairaland all the babes are single

See, our love have been very strong during December time only that we broke up on March, but hey guy THE DATA IS LOST, and automatically we're back together again. Kapish!
Why can't you yourself keep to the trend and reverse back to the Mgbeke boy you were prior to January 10. Atink you were asking where they were selling akpu and abacha on Nairaland. Yes, i remember the date very well. That was on the 9th of January 2014. No be because you tear eyes for April, na him go make you dey come drag babe with me. Look well, April 2014 no dey for Nairaland o

Mondisweets: wickedness

Eze Promoe:
See, our love have been very strong during December time only that we broke up on March, but hey guy THE DATA IS LOST, and automatically we're back together again. Kapish!
Why can't you yourself keep to the trend and reverse back to the Mgbeke boy you were prior to January 10. Atink you were asking where they were selling akpu and abacha on Nairaland. Yes, i remember the date very well. That was on the 9th of January 2014. No be because you tear eyes for April, na him go make you dey come drag babe with me. Look well, April 2014 no dey for Nairaland o

Hmmmm, is this supposed to be a joke or a threat

Cause I wonder where your blood pressure is rising from. Mondisweet come give a loving kiss

teeo:


Hmmmm, is this supposed to be a joke or a threat

Cause I wonder where your blood pressure is rising from. Mondisweet come give a loving kiss

Are you even suppose to know her name

Eze Promoe:
Are you even suppose to know her name

If you need me to help you apologize to her, be nice about it.

DaBozz:

Hi Mondisweets!
Took a peep at ur profile pic and I saw an angel doing Jackie Chan. Could u teach me how to do that?

Andyblaze:

yeah so annoying most evidences of my silly nature has been eliminated

Mondisweets: go on your fav sofa lie on your back lift the lower half of your body, make sure u are balancing well, the lift your upper body with your arms

Andyblaze:
Please i need advice desperately. Ñy fiancee and i are supposed to get married by september, yesterday she was at her parents' place and we were chatting on bbm. She told me her mum was 'greeting' me o...i responded and told her to snap her mother's breast and send for me. She put angry smiley and asked me what i needed it for, i told her i wanted to see how her own breast will look when she gets to her mother's age after we've had kids.....she deleted me immediately..i've been calling her no response, i cannot lose my future wife this way, please advice me


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