ismokeweed: Front page dry like old ashawo toto

kazman117: abeg we de fast jor

3Dimension: He that cut shaki inside peppersoup without closing his eye is capable of murder.

He who fries a bunch of plantain without tasting one is resourceful.

Anyone that removes ur 3% battery to charge his own 95% battery is a contract killer.

He that must govern some states doesn't need more than few bags of rice.
Meaning?
Don't put all your eggs in one basket if you post a comment on the internet do a back up on ur phone to avoid stories that touch..

bhidex007: meaning?

kombats: A small kolanut is better than a gaint stone.
No matter how small a Snake head his it is no a play to joke with it.
Cassava no dey tall pass the owner wey plant am if e tall e go bend am.



Last Bullet
Na only u waka come
Daris God oooo

nitlad: Dem give you free töto fück, you dey complain say e nor dey hairy.

FrancisTony:

Nigellus_Hosan:


owww Such awfully big teeth u've got there.

Charles chidera: AFRICAN PROVERBS
1. D roundabout movement of two Lizards around a
palm tree can't b comprehended by human
imagination.
2. I have never seen a peaceful meeting between salt
and earthworm.
3. Its very dificult to convince a monkey that
strawberries are sweeter than Banana.
4. When a bird petches on a rope, neither the bird nor
the rope will be at rest.
5. What an oldman sees while seating can't be seen
by a little while on a moutain.
6. The old woman that says she can't run, must run
when the goat picks her snuffcase. Lolz.
7. Its out of self respect and dignity that makes a
woman hold her breast while running and not for the
fear that they'll fall off.
8. The Venom of a viper can do no harm to the shell
of a Tortoise.
9. The slow movement of a tiger doesn't mean its
timid.
10. He that thinks he's leading yet no one is following
him, is only taking a walk.
Add yours, let's keep the proverbs going.