Guy 1: Bros, abeg borrow me your phone to
call my girlfriend, I no get credit now.

Guy 2: No problem, just dey quick (hands
phone to friend)

Guy 1: Thank you guy. (dials girlfriend's
number, makes a quick phone call and then
returns happy and excited)

Guy 1: O boy, this your phone na correct
phone oh, shebi na bb?

Guy 2: Yes oh, na blackberry smart phone.

Guy 1: Kai, no wonder dem dey call am
'smart phone', the phone too know
something, you believe say as I type my
girlfriend number for your phone come dial
am, the thing show the number as 'My
love', how your phone use know say na my
girlfriend I dey call na only God know; chei,
this your phone smart no be small!