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Lol by prodiG(m): 6:36pm On Jul 03, 2014
An Igbo man mistakenly sent 2million Naira to a
wrong phone number via Mobile Money. He
realized that before the person would withdraw
the whole money, he had to think of what to do if
he was to get his money back. To the person's
phone number, he immediately sent a text: "Hello
Dark and Worthy Initiate, I hope you are okay. I
believe you’ve received the money I sent you for
the initiation ceremony into Eternal Mystical
Order Of Glorious Satanism in the Ogboni
Fraternity scheduled to happen at 12 midnight
tomorrow. That money is only for transport. I will
send you more for pocket money and there are
riches awaiting you. 2 weeks after the initiation,
the family member closest to you will die under
mysterious circumstances and this death will
unlock your ticket to wealth, ability to fly at night
and change into all kinds of animals to deliver
your various assignments. Remember to carry a
syringe and needle meant to draw your blood
every 20 minutes. Please don't be late because the
Viceroy of Satan himself will be present to officiate
the ceremony. Thanks in advance. But incase you
are not ready to join, please send back the money
otherwise you will die in the next 24hrs".
3 Minutes later, he got a Mobile Money message:
'You have received 2million Naira for your mobile
money account'

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