Ave Satanas to you all.

My people, please don't let god and his bastard son and their book of failures hold you back from achieving your destiny in this life. Life has no duplicate. Why do you choose to suffer? Why do you choose to be deceived?
Use your head today and stop being afraid.

God used to hold me back. I suffered a lot and missed out on most enjoyments life has to offer because they were labelled sins and evil. I was living in abject poverty until Satan saved me.

My people. Turn to Satan today for He is the sole giver of wisdom. Satan will show you the way to true happiness and guide you through the paths of traps that the Grumpy Old Dictator set for you.

This how low Satan has gotten of recent.. i know he was back in the unemployment market since MEN of GOD took over his business and have taken most of his followers in a swift and reckless fit of Prosperity and Grace Gospels.. but haba.. it is not time to give up with such sloppy attempts.. what happened to mass-possession and witch-kraft

voltron: This how low Satan has gotten of recent.. i know he was back in the unemployment market since MEN of GOD took over his business and have taken most of his followers in a swift and reckless fit of Prosperity and Grace Gospels.. but haba.. it is not time to give up with such sloppy attempts.. what happened to mass-possession and witch-kraft

Satan loves you but doesn't care if you love don't him back.

Satan is not a money doubler. He will never ask you for tithes. All his gifts are free.

Satan will never threaten to punish you for being human and behaving like one.

advocate666:

Satan loves you but doesn't care if you love don't him back.

Satan is not a money doubler. He will never ask you for tithes. All his gifts are free.

Satan will never threaten to punish you for being human and behaving like one.

Not interested!

I don't think you know the end of that your master...kikikikiki....

A'nt atheist say satan do not exist? Were are the atheist? Let them come and mock there secret master.

twosquare: I don't think you know the end of that your master...kikikikiki....

He has no end.

malvisguy212: A'nt atheist say satan do not exist? Were are the atheist? Let them come and mock there secret master.

We are here. Satan is a nice guy.
He perfected God's imperfect creation. If not for Satan, we would still have been in the Stone age.

Watcha! Satan is a parody god!

Can you free your mind?
Can you think of all the things you want to do to your neighbour's spouse without feeling guilty?
Can you take the wasting riches from the hands of the fool and feel no remorse?
Can you indulge yourself your fantasies?
Can you simply be human and enjoy your life?

If you want to but can't, all hope is not lost. Satan can free you from your spiritual bondage if you come to him today.

Ave Satanas.