interesting

http://babb.telegraph.co.uk/2014/07/study-shows-three-words-most-commonly-used-about-each-world-cup-team-here-are-alternatives/

Cambridge University Press have conducted a study and found the three words most commonly used about each team at the World Cup. One of England’s is “exciting” so the study is clearly not to be trusted. In light of this, here are alternatives for all of them.

Algeria Did country proud

Argentina Messi Messi Messi

Australia World’s greatest losers

Belgium Disappointing dark horses

Bosnia and Herzegovina Loss loss win

Brazil Deeply embarrassing semi

Cameroon Much Eto’o (about) nutting

Chile Like short shorts

Colombia Terrifying giant insect

Costa Rica Topped England’s group

Croatia Dreamboat Kranjcar injured

Ecuador Angry Antonio Valencia

England Bottomed England’s group

France No more fighting

Germany Always the same

Ghana Plane of cash

Greece Defend defend defend

Honduras Other Luis Suarez

Iran Almost stopped Messi

Italy Victims of biter

Ivory Coast Didier Drogba swansong

Japan Pikachu was mascot

Mexico Miguel Herrera lols

Netherlands Best header ever

Nigeria Most lovable goalkeeper

Portugal Ronaldo in strop

Russia Capello won’t smile

South Korea Struggled without Park

Spain Group stage exit

Switzerland Shaqiri > Shakira

United States USA! USA! USA!

Uruguay Biters gon’ bite.