firstEVA: Can't stand guys that are always broke.

How much do you have ?

I can't stand ladies who treat guys as if they are their sponsors..

You got parents right ?

And you are not yet my wife ?

okparaugo:

Nwanne, gbado kwa ya there..

Okwa mu nah Psquare.

Phino Phyno !

O set e.


I just heard a girl sing to that thrash, she just go down for my ratings.

The first time I felt that way was hearing another lady sing to " Shake up your bum bum " by Timaya.

Though the music sounded good but her humming made me see her as agberoo.

so funny

Oahray: where should we write the references?

okparaugo:

Nwanne, gbado kwa ya there..

Okwa mu nah Psquare.

Phino Phyno !

O set e.


I just heard a girl sing to that thrash, she just go down for my ratings.

The first time I felt that way was hearing another lady sing to " Shake up your bum bum " by Timaya.

Though the music sounded good but her humming made me see her as agberoo.

Lmaaaao!!!! Nna, dat babe ndi too much mehn! U must wife that. She'll ginger your household 2,4 with her melodious swagger. Just imagine make dat same babe dey sing Tekno's dance track during una el romanus classes, her ringtone go badt mehn....like say u no go like am if d babe dey shake her kokoro on top your okra. Make she dey rekekere kerekeke reke...rekekere popo re popo rekeke ropo...Tekno! Adun gbagba dun gbagba dun dugbagba dun gbagba dun gbagba dun dun dun rekekere kekekere kerekeke....Singiro! Shingoro!

okparaugo:

How much do you have ?

I can't stand ladies who treat guys as if they are their sponsors..

You got parents right ?

And you are not yet my wife ?

guys are built to hustle, I'll definitely get from my parents but my guy should be able to support.

firstEVA: guys are built to hustle, I'll definitely get from my parents but my guy should be able to support.

Babe..try n be independent. No one will disrespect you if u can cater for urself. As long as u aint married to him, he owes u nuttn. Whatever he does is only a matter of choice.

CastingCrowns: we all have things we despise wen it comes to the opposite sex....mine are guys that talk too much,dirty,lousy,low self esteem and stinkers........lets have urs and see hw it goes.

am so very surprise at this.... oh really u mean lousy, talk too much...

i respect the fact that we "diff stroke for diff stroke" and everyone has it own interest but i've heard from if not all or but 70% of gals say they like it when guys talk nawti and lousy that make them laugh or blush,

and the ones that arent lousy are BORED....... like we bore them to death.... ewww. ok

following

Dazzlee: Awww.......you're hallucinating again. Eeiyah. Didn't you take your antipsychotic drugs? Or is it finished? Seems like it...or it's probably adultrated evidenced by your behaviour. Pele.


PS: You're actually more st.upid than I thought.

chai!

Idowuogbo:

Lmaaaao!!!! Nna, dat babe ndi too much mehn! U must wife that. She'll ginger your household 2,4 with her melodious swagger. Just imagine make dat same babe dey sing Tekno's dance track during una el romanus classes, her ringtone go badt mehn....like say u no go like am if d babe dey shake her kokoro on top your okra. Make she dey rekekere kerekeke reke...rekekere popo re popo rekeke ropo...Tekno! Adun gbagba dun gbagba dun dugbagba dun gbagba dun gbagba dun dun dun rekekere kekekere kerekeke....Singiro! Shingoro!

shit as usual!

okparaugo: 1. Bosoms popping out of blouse. No No.

2. Badmouthing lady. Scares children and strangers with her mouth.

3. Doesn't wear perfume. Sweat lines and stretch mark.

4. She sings agberoo music.

5. Lies and pretence. Most ladies are gifted here.

6. Snake behaviour. Extracting Money from various men. Manipulative. Says one thing and does the opposite. Can't keep a promise.

7. Her phone is always busy. Are you President Jonathan ?

reason why u single lolz. joking

ok as the boss here.... erybody shift aside lemme talk.....

i cant stand loud girls...
i cant stand girls that dont care to know what am going through
i cant stand girls that believe i should be the one to do the talking, calling, and messaging... - ofamylivingbody
i cant stand girls that cant cook.. ok i love food... FINE
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let me stop there, relax and listen to the rest.... looking for clue too

annexes: shit as usual!

Do you ever get bored sniffing my azz?

Extreme Lesbianism and gay too
dumb gal playing Solomon
excess make up
short gals
ugly gals
lazy gala
dirtiness
bad fashion sense
natural body odour( not bad but apply some roll on and make some improvements)
LIES!!!!!!!
Pride
talkative
NYMPHS
and finally, piety!!!!!!!!!!!

Les: Extreme Lesbianism and gay too
dumb gal playing Solomon
excess make up
short gals
ugly gals
lazy gala
dirtiness
bad fashion sense
natural body odour( not bad but apply some roll on and make some improvements)
LIES!!!!!!!
Pride
talkative
NYMPHS
and finally, piety!!!!!!!!!!!

NA WA OHHHHH

Can't stand a guy who yarns dust

Idowuogbo:

Lmaaaao!!!! Nna, dat babe ndi too much mehn! U must wife that. She'll ginger your household 2,4 with her melodious swagger. Just imagine make dat same babe dey sing Tekno's dance track during una el romanus classes, her ringtone go badt mehn....like say u no go like am if d babe dey shake her kokoro on top your okra. Make she dey rekekere kerekeke reke...rekekere popo re popo rekeke ropo...Tekno! Adun gbagba dun gbagba dun dugbagba dun gbagba dun gbagba dun dun dun rekekere kekekere kerekeke....Singiro! Shingoro!

Idowu u no well oo. You have given me a good laugh.

That babe nah real Akata girl. She understands the street well but fine shaa..

I can't stand short guys with pot belly

Cecediva: I can't stand short guys with pot belly

Thank God I am not short.

Creamish:

Babe..try n be independent. No one will disrespect you if u can cater for urself. As long as u aint married to him, he owes u nuttn. Whatever he does is only a matter of choice.

Good girl. Thank you !

All her concentration is on having a man who isn't broke as if God created women to be naturally broke.

Keky: Thank God I am not short.

Lol

i hate girls wey no sabi wash dia pant clean, and d once wey de repeat pant.

I can't stand a girl who believe solely in their beauty with nothing upstairs! I can't stand a girl who shouts when having an intellectual argument with the next person or call the other person names. I don't like thin girls. I don't like black girls. I don't like girls who do not know her duty as a girl. I hate girls I see in the restaurant in the morning. Let me stop here.

CastingCrowns: we all have things we despise wen it comes to the opposite sex....mine are guys that talk too much,dirty,lousy,low self esteem and stinkers........lets have urs and see hw it goes.

U look kul

Cecediva: I can't stand short guys with pot belly

Are you quite tall urself? ladies in 5' 9 upwards make me blush

chinziaski: I can't stand a girl who believe solely in their beauty with nothing upstairs! I can't stand a girl who shouts when having an intellectual argument with the next person or call the other person names. I don't like thin girls. I don't like black girls. I don't like girls who do not know her duty as a girl. I hate girls I see in the restaurant in the morning. Let me stop here.

Bro this is deep!

I dont lyk thin girls, girls who cannot sustain an intellectual discourse without getting it heated up, gurls with shallow and petty mindset, i dislike girls displaying rigid orientations.


I luv them tall.dark and thick... cerebral ladies that are witty.

Hypocrisy and double standards...total turn off!

Keky: Thank God I am not short.

But u missed talking bout d pot belly

Les: Extreme Lesbianism and gay too
dumb gal playing Solomon
excess make up
short gals
ugly gals
lazy gala
dirtiness
bad fashion sense
natural body odour( not bad but apply some roll on and make some improvements)
LIES!!!!!!!
Pride
talkative
NYMPHS
and finally, piety!!!!!!!!!!!

Sums it All!

1.Hate it wen she won't call bak wen she sees my missed calls.
2.Hate it wen she is a glutton(oliver twistress)damn
3.Hate it wen she baths,dresses up,only to be snappin sum stupid 'selfies'.
4.Hate it wen she starts a chat wit me wit'Hey'.
5.Hate it wen she cnt even boil water let alone preparin a beta food.
Oh!i fuckin hate it wen,she is dirty

I cα̇n't stand boringggggg guysss!!!. One without sense of humor. And errrrmmmmm...