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Muslims Are Not Happy - Jeff Foxworthy by adeekoademola: 12:07pm On Jul 15, 2014
DISCLAIMER: These aren't my words!!!

MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY - Jeff Foxworthy

They’re not happy in Gaza
They're not happy in Egypt
They're not happy in Libya
They're not happy in Morocco
They're not happy in Iran
They're not happy in Iraq
They're not happy in Yemen
They're not happy in Afghanistan
They're not happy in Pakistan
They're not happy in Syria
They're not happy in Lebanon

SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?
They're happy in Australia
They're happy in England
They're happy in France
They're happy in Italy
They're happy in Germany
They're happy in Sweden
They're happy in the USA & Canada
They're happy in Norway

They're happy in almost every country that is not Islamic! And who do they blame? Not Islam... Not their leadership... Not themselves... THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!! And they want to change the countries they're happy in, to be like the countries they came from where they were unhappy. Try to find logic in that...

1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor... You are a Muslim
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes... You are a Muslim
3. If you have more wives than teeth... You are a Muslim
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean... You are a Muslim
5. If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide... You are a Muslim
6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against... You are a Muslim
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing... You are a Muslim
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs... You are a Muslim
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four... You are a Muslim
10. If you find this offensive or racist... You are a Muslim!!!

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Re: Muslims Are Not Happy - Jeff Foxworthy by Mogidi: 12:16pm On Jul 15, 2014
grin grin grin grin

I don't agree with it but the Jews believe the only happy Muslim is a dead Muslim.

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Re: Muslims Are Not Happy - Jeff Foxworthy by Ohjerry: 12:19pm On Jul 15, 2014
10. If you find this offensive or racist... You are a Muslim!!!

I find this highly offensive, racist and inciting. Guess what, I AM A CHRISTIAN.
Re: Muslims Are Not Happy - Jeff Foxworthy by jakiedudu(m): 12:21pm On Jul 15, 2014
If you blame the Federal Govt for genocide against the North but hails Osama BinLaden as a Hero you are a...................

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Re: Muslims Are Not Happy - Jeff Foxworthy by Dereformer(m): 12:57pm On Jul 15, 2014
adeekoademola: DISCLAIMER: These aren't my words!!!

MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY - Jeff Foxworthy

They’re not happy in Gaza
They're not happy in Egypt
They're not happy in Libya
They're not happy in Morocco
They're not happy in Iran
They're not happy in Iraq
They're not happy in Yemen
They're not happy in Afghanistan
They're not happy in Pakistan
They're not happy in Syria
They're not happy in Lebanon

SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?
They're happy in Australia
They're happy in England
They're happy in France
They're happy in Italy
They're happy in Germany
They're happy in Sweden
They're happy in the USA & Canada
They're happy in Norway

They're happy in almost every country that is not Islamic! And who do they blame? Not Islam... Not their leadership... Not themselves... THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!! And they want to change the countries they're happy in, to be like the countries they came from where they were unhappy. Try to find logic in that...

1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor... You are a Muslim
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes... You are a Muslim
3. If you have more wives than teeth... You are a Muslim
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean... You are a Muslim
5. If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide... You are a Muslim
6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against... You are a Muslim
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing... You are a Muslim
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs... You are a Muslim
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four... You are a Muslim
10. If you find this offensive or racist... You are a Muslim!!!


Heheheeeeeeeee.

Guy, you have just called a spade by its name.


Heheheeeeeeeeee
Re: Muslims Are Not Happy - Jeff Foxworthy by Idrismusty97(m): 1:03pm On Jul 15, 2014
Look at all those country where Muslims are not happy closely. Those countries are all war zone. Nobody is happy in a war zone! Nobody is happy where they are killed.

They are happy in Saudi
They are happy in Qatar
They are happy in Kazakhstan
They are happy in Turkmenistan
They are happy in Turkey
They are happy in Armenia
They are happy in The United Arab Emirate
They are happy in Azerbaijan
They are happy in Kyrgyzstan
They are happy in Omar
They are happy in any peaceful country where some bunch of clueless jihadist haven't arrived.
They are happy anywhere where Islamist isn't stopping people from using cars because the prophet didn't use one.

The writer of this article is clearly a religious bigots

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