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Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by Nobody: 5:13pm On Jul 19, 2014
ElGuapo:

That's my homie!

A bottle of your favourite beer is on me cheesy


ladies and gentlemen, can ya'll see?

...the power of beer cool
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by xp17(m): 6:35pm On Jul 19, 2014
...and it's scientifically proven that beer could excite you up 6 hours plus after having it, while women only give instant gratification.


-your beer quietly share the same fridge with another beer without altercation.

-it's always advised to have 3 some plus with your beer.

- beer does not require peruvian or brazilian hair to look attractive. just some ice would do.

- you can get a beer laid with unlimited varieties like , isiewu, suya, pea-nut , pepper soup, kilichy, etc etc.

- no fear of STDs.

-you don't run outta budget with miscellaneous like, postinol, condoms, and lubricants

-no fear of exes luring around to bully you.

-your beer will never cheat on you.

- your beer need no extra commitment, when you done, it over , then to the next one.

-your beer can lay low under the table watch you on another beer without some kinda drama.




beer all the way.

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Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by Nobody: 6:48pm On Jul 19, 2014
xp17: ...and it's scientifically proven that beer could excite you up 6 hours plus after having it, while women only give instant gratification.


-your beer quietly share the same fridge with another beer without altercation.

-it's always advised to have 3 some plus with your beer.

- beer does not require peruvian or brazilian hair to look attractive. just some ice would do.



beer all the way.

This is damn cool - I had to like the post! cheesy
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by Elnino4ladies: 7:04pm On Jul 19, 2014
#Team beer over women..NL ladies wil hate dis thread lyk plagues
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by Bigsteveg(m): 7:16pm On Jul 19, 2014
ElGuapo: These are my candid observations:

- Beer is always wet.

- Frigid beer is good beer.

- Beer never gets a headache.

- Beer always goes down easily.

- You can share a beer with a friend.

- You don't have to wine & dine beer.

- You can enjoy beer everyday of the month, it doesn't have a period.

- You always know you are the first one to pop a beer

- You dont have to wash a beer before it tastes good.

- You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty.

- Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.

- If you pour a beer right you'll always get a good head.

- A beer doesn't nag.

#NoOffenceLadies cool

Beer can also get u high and u start doing ridiculous and useless things such as wot u typed above is as a result of too much beer which incapacitates the good side of the brain..i have a testimony....U
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by Nobody: 7:20pm On Jul 19, 2014
Bigsteveg:

Beer can also get u high and u start doing ridiculous and useless things such as wot u typed above is as a result of too much beer which incapacitates the good side of the brain..i have a testimony....U

Hehehe

I must be a genius then, to have typied that in my drunk state and never made a mistake cheesy
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by pickabeau1: 7:43pm On Jul 19, 2014
xp17... grin grin grin grin
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by Neldrizzy(m): 8:46pm On Jul 19, 2014
Beer is for frustrated pple, disorganised pple, pple who claimed 2 be men when actually they are not.... As 4me i love WOMEN anyday anytime..#Team Fresh girls.... Oya guys mak una begin insult mee...
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by Nobody: 9:15pm On Jul 19, 2014
Neldrizzy: Beer is for frustrated pple, disorganised pple, pple who claimed 2 be men when actually they are not.... As 4me i love WOMEN anyday anytime..#Team Fresh girls.... Oya guys mak una begin insult mee...

Teambeer&beautifulwomen!
cheesy
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by MabraO: 10:32am On Jul 20, 2014
Give it up for beer republic


Beer beer
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by MabraO: 10:33am On Jul 20, 2014
Give it up for beer republic
***singing^**
I love my beer I no go lie
Na inside am I go live and die

#teamBeer beer
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by Nobody: 10:48am On Jul 20, 2014
Yeah just like a beer is better than your mum...
Atleast she is a woman grin
Crazy ppl on Nairaland
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by Talon05: 11:11am On Jul 20, 2014
I dont joke with my beer.
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by AtheistD(m): 2:05pm On Jul 20, 2014
I like wine but beer is cool cheesy
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by merit12(f): 2:46pm On Jul 20, 2014
Like being given birth to by beer.

I understand you are liquid cos nor be woman born you


Bear pikin
Bear brother
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by rabdeluxe(m): 5:21pm On Jul 20, 2014
I Bear Beer!!!

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