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Welcome To Nigeria by IYANGBALI: 1:49pm On Jul 19, 2014 |
WELCOME TO NIGERIA ®Where sex is free and love is costly. ®Where loosing a phone is more painful than loosing VIRGINITY. ®Where, if you don't cheat on your partner, you are not sharp and smart. ®Where Bathrooms have become photo STUDIO. ®Where getting a GALAXY phone is greater than achieving a DEGREE. ®Where yahoo boys have brighter future than graduates. ®Where temples are turned into dating points. ®Where worshiping God in truth & spirit is difficult. ®Where lies are turned into realities. ®Where ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV... ®Where pizza delivery is faster than emergency response. ®Where people fear thieves, robbers & Boko Haram than God... ®Where people go to Church with BB chargers rather than Bible. ®Where guys are scared of getting married but love to have sex... ®Where we have highest number of musician due to unemployment. ®Where the higher your offense the lower your punishment and vice versa... ®Where the number of Churches & Mosque are more than the worshipers... ®Where we say "Up NEPA" more than we say "Praise THE LORD"... ®Where a school drop-out politician is Ten Times richer and more respected than a Professor... ®Where unemployed youths pick up weapons to fight in support of the politicians who deprive them of employment & a good life... ®Where someone who cannot speak English but can say "Chai, Chai diaris God" is given honorary Doctorate degrees... WHAT A COUNTRY!!!... 1 Like |
Re: Welcome To Nigeria by Nobody: 3:02pm On Jul 19, 2014 |
Oops your Nigeria... Iyangbali..where you display fake boobs on Nairaland despite being a male 3 Likes |
Re: Welcome To Nigeria by Lucasbalo(m): 7:15pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
IYANGBALI: WELCOME TO NIGERIAYou are so right. We call that misplaced priorities in my neck of the wood. |
Re: Welcome To Nigeria by johnmartus(m): 9:03pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
IYANGBALI: WELCOME TO NIGERIAyou are right but which one you associate with please be sincere if you are omo ibo I can chose for you I know your hobbies is cunning nobody can take that one from you guys |
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