smurfy: I've noticed that no matter how thin a man is, he almost always add weight the moment he gets married. I know that women add weight because of pregnancy, but what is responsible for weight gain in men? Good food? I find that a little difficult to believe.

Godfullsam: Not all men add weight after marriage oh . If you are married to d bone of ur bone you can add weight because of good food, peace of mind and good companionship. But if you end up with d wrong woman, you go first add weight for d first six months and later you com dey loss weight so tayyy.... You go resemble pesin wey catch desease.

wayne4loan: OP, it depends on the orientation of the marriage. I know a nigga that was like B.I.G, within 6months after his wedding my hommie was like 2pac

greggng: A woman secrets a fluid from her vagina .when this fluid comes in contact with the mans pennis the man starts adding weight . Please understand that you can only add weight if you married that woman legitmately. That's why must pepple fornicating don't add weight . That fluid recognises their ilicit act and punishes them with all types of diseases. Another reason men add weight when married is that the wife prepares home made food not junk food he is use to. For all the young boys and girls pls stop fornicating so that u can add weight.

wayne4loan: OP, it depends on the orientation of the marriage. I know a nigga that was like B.I.G, within 6months after his wedding my hommie was like 2pac

egopersonified: 1. He feels fulfilled(rest of mind) , that a part of his life is secured.
2. Wife cooks three square meals, while he probably used to cook only in the evenings or weekends. (take note; normally u eat more quantity of food and more often at home than when u eat out).
3. Little or no chores anymore.
4. Has someone who keeps him company, so tendency of sitting back and relaxing is increased.
5. Where the wife contributes to the home, less responsibility for him.

smurfy: I've noticed that no matter how thin a man is, he almost always add weight the moment he gets married. I know that women add weight because of pregnancy, but what is responsible for weight gain in men? Good food? I find that a little difficult to believe.

BananaBender: ...........because he stops being active



He now has a slave that acts as his chef, his janitor, his laundryman, his secretary, his prostitute.

acada111:

Bros, abeg how much you go pay me make I teach you how to nack correct pidgin? . This your own de almost make me cry

greggng: A woman secrets a fluid from her vagina .when this fluid comes in contact with the mans pennis the man starts adding weight . Please understand that you can only add weight if you married that woman legitmately. That's why must pepple fornicating don't add weight . That fluid recognises their ilicit act and punishes them with all types of diseases. Another reason men add weight when married is that the wife prepares home made food not junk food he is use to. For all the young boys and girls pls stop fornicating so that u can add weight.

egopersonified:


kai, u need to go for pidgin classes.

kobikwelu: Simple...
peace of mind associated to having a companion
Easy access to good food

smurfy:

A million $$$

smurfy: I've noticed that no matter how thin a man is, he almost always add weight the moment he gets married. I know that women add weight because of pregnancy, but what is responsible for weight gain in men? Good food? I find that a little difficult to believe.

unmask: Most of you just use any opportunity to justify marriage.......marriage can never be better than being single. most get married just to fulfilk an unwritten law, but in the end they get to a "making it work" phase.....my advice shun marriage and live your life to the fullest......even Jesus didn't get married.....

smurfy:

Typed it in a hurry...O, I miss my qwerty phone!

But I sabi pidgin o. Abi u wan try me?

ayobase:

what phone do u use?

egopersonified: 1. He feels fulfilled(rest of mind) , that a part of his life is secured.
2. Wife cooks three square meals, while he probably used to cook only in the evenings or weekends. (take note; normally u eat more quantity of food and more often at home than when u eat out).
3. Little or no chores anymore.
4. Has someone who keeps him company, so tendency of sitting back and relaxing is increased.
5. Where the wife contributes to the home, less responsibility for him.

smurfy:

A dey think set when person obey God and go marry, name dat time blessing begin enter I'm domot. Some men dey. Dem dey eat better food before dem marry bit d thing no dey grew show for body.