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12 Funny Rules Of Football When We Were Kids: by lakunle1love(m): 3:02pm On Jul 28, 2014 |
1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper. 2. The owner of the ball decides who plays. 3. Penalties awarded only if injured player curses and argues a lot. 4. The match only ends when everyone was tired. 5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the last team to score. 6. No referee and lines men. You could run with the ball even behind the goal post. 7. If you don't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match ban 8. If you're picked last, you're a loser. 9. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the tree when it got stuck, under the car or tunnel to play in the next game. 10. When the owner of the ball gets annoyed = game over! 11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper in case of a penalty. 12. the most skillful player get automatic selection. True or false..... 2 Likes |
Re: 12 Funny Rules Of Football When We Were Kids: by b3llo(m): 3:06pm On Jul 28, 2014 |
The owner of the game last long in the field. 1 Like |
Re: 12 Funny Rules Of Football When We Were Kids: by seunlayi(m): 3:09pm On Jul 28, 2014 |
Op, this more than a joke, it is real 1 Like |
Re: 12 Funny Rules Of Football When We Were Kids: by lomprico(m): 3:25pm On Jul 28, 2014 |
3 corners make 1 penarity Forward ever no back passes 1 Like |
Re: 12 Funny Rules Of Football When We Were Kids: by thankyouJesus(m): 3:29pm On Jul 28, 2014 |
13. Na to wash plate and spoons, if mama put seize ball. 14. No position, one player dey defence, attack e.t.c 15. No Ebola virus, na to pick ball inside gutter and continue. 16. The post measurement na leg, and stone post. 17. Different teams na set. 18. For every goal, na argument. 19. The major ball na double and single leather. 20. Buying of boot [tarred road] on enviromental day. Importantly, the match wey dey sweet pass na friday after school, any government school field dey sweet. Shout out to coker, iganmu, gaskiya, white sand, araromi, government college field. |
Re: 12 Funny Rules Of Football When We Were Kids: by fuckshit: 4:03pm On Jul 28, 2014 |
FÜCKING true |
Re: 12 Funny Rules Of Football When We Were Kids: by lakunle1love(m): 4:38pm On Jul 28, 2014 |
lomprico: 3 corners make 1 penarity , where that 1 dey happen? Never heard of it. |
Re: 12 Funny Rules Of Football When We Were Kids: by lakunle1love(m): 4:45pm On Jul 28, 2014 |
thankyouJesus: 13. Na to wash plate and spoons, if mama put seize ball. |
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