1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper.
2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.
3. Penalties awarded only if injured player curses
and argues a lot.
4. The match only ends when everyone was tired.
5. No matter how many goals you score, the
winner will be determined by the last team to
score.
6. No referee and lines men. You could run with
the ball even behind the goal post.
7. If you don't participate in repairing the ball you
were given a match ban
8. If you're picked last, you're a loser.
9. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the
ball from the tree when it got stuck, under the car
or tunnel to play in the next game.
10. When the owner of the ball gets annoyed =
game over!
11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper in
case of a penalty.
12. the most skillful player get automatic
selection.
True or false.....

The owner of the game last long in the field.

Op, this more than a joke, it is real

3 corners make 1 penarity
Forward ever no back passes

13. Na to wash plate and spoons, if mama put seize ball.
14. No position, one player dey defence, attack e.t.c
15. No Ebola virus, na to pick ball inside gutter and continue.
16. The post measurement na leg, and stone post.
17. Different teams na set.
18. For every goal, na argument.
19. The major ball na double and single leather.
20. Buying of boot [tarred road] on enviromental day.
Importantly, the match wey dey sweet pass na friday after school, any government school field dey sweet.
Shout out to coker, iganmu, gaskiya, white sand, araromi, government college field.

FÜCKING true

lomprico: 3 corners make 1 penarity
Forward ever no back passes

, where that 1 dey happen? Never heard of it.

thankyouJesus: 13. Na to wash plate and spoons, if mama put seize ball.
14. No position, one player dey defence, attack e.t.c
15. No Ebola virus, na to pick ball inside gutter and continue.
16. The post measurement na leg, and stone post.
17. Different teams na set.
18. For every goal, na argument.
19. The major ball na double and single leather.
20. Buying of boot [tarred road] on enviromental day.
Importantly, the match wey dey sweet pass na friday after school, any government school field dey sweet.
Shout out to coker, iganmu, gaskiya, white sand, araromi, government college field.