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12 Funny Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by Rikidony(m): 3:35pm On Jul 19, 2014 |
JUST FOR FUN: 12 FUNNY RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE WERE KIDS: 1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper. 2. The owner of the ball decides who plays. 3. Penalties awarded only if injured player curses and argues a lot. 4. The match only ends when everyone was tired. 5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the last team to score. 6. No referee and lines men. You could run with the ball even behind the goal post. 7. If you don't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match ban 8. If you're picked last, you're a loser. 9. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the tree when it got stuck, under the car or tunnel to play in the next game. 10. When the owner of the ball gets annoyed = game over! 11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper in case of a penalty. 12. the most skillful player get automatic selection. True or false? Add your own funny rules or conditions. |
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