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11 Things Women Really Want From Wedding Night Sex by zikclassiq(m): 2:10pm On Jul 22, 2014 |
Now, let’s be honest here: The majority of married couples don’t actually get around to having sex on their wedding night. You might as well scrap what watching all those rom- coms taught you. After all the craziness that is surviving your wedding day in tact, you’re usually drunk, exhausted, or both by the time you get back to your room. That said, who wants to be a statistic? (Especially on their wedding night.) We didn’t! I say, add “getting laid” to your wedding day to-do-list, right alongside all the other tasks you’ll go bat shit crazy over seeing go undone. And, if you’re gonna make it a priority, you might as well do it right. Men, here’s a handy little guide to what your wife-to-be will really want to get out of the evening’s activities, and ladies, here’s your first official “honey do” list. A Good Laugh Undressing is sexy; slipping out of a 20-pound gown is not. It will be funny, and you should laugh long and hard about it. The same goes for all the other “bloopers” you’re bound to experience that night. Naughty Vows You’ve already vowed to cherish and protect each other at all costs. Now it’s time to make the juicier promises you fully intend to keep. You get where I’m going with this, right? Let’s keep this post safe for work and let you fill in the blanks. Background Music This is the part where the movies got it right. Nothing sets the mood quite like a naughty playlist. [Insert her favorite slow jams here.] Compliments Every woman wants to be told they’re the most beautiful bride in the world on the big day. If your betrothed says she doesn’t want the same shameless flattery between the sheets on the big night, she’s lying. Case closed. Liquid Confidence Nerves and weddings go hand in hand – even when you’ve known each other forever. Bring your bubbly of choice to the bedroom and pour as you play. Something for All Her Senses You’ve got the touching covered, but what about her other senses? Be sure the room is scented, styled, and soundproofed to perfection. And, don’t forget the sweets. An Orgasm Memo to all men: Your wedding night is not the time to go all selfish on your fiancée – save that for marriage. (I kid!) pre-intimacy Slow things down – what’s the rush? The rest of the day will already feel like a blur by the time you enter your suite, so the after party is your chance to take your time and make more lasting memories. Romance (Obviously!) If your wife-to-be actually walked across the threshold, there are no lit candles in sight, and no flowers to be found, men, you have already failed her – try not to make it a habit when you get home. Comfort I have nothing against bathroom sex, floor sex, or even patio sex – they’re a real rush!– but no woman wants to wake up the morning after her wedding with weird bruises in unwanted places and zero recollection of how they got there. That’s the complete opposite of romantic. True Passion Skip the clichés and tell her what it really feels like to be laying next to the woman of your dreams on the most magical night of your life http://manwifeanddog.com/2012/06/20/11-things-women-really-want-from-wedding-night-sex/ 1 Like |
Re: 11 Things Women Really Want From Wedding Night Sex by stormybucci(m): 2:17pm On Jul 22, 2014 |
hmmm i love dis but d s'ex eveywhere tin is wierd |
Re: 11 Things Women Really Want From Wedding Night Sex by Bolt2011(m): 2:24pm On Jul 22, 2014 |
#Noted |
Re: 11 Things Women Really Want From Wedding Night Sex by infantrydoctor(m): 5:15pm On Jul 22, 2014 |
Interesting piece |
Re: 11 Things Women Really Want From Wedding Night Sex by mencade5(m): 5:18pm On Jul 22, 2014 |
squeezes my bw.easts....i cant wait for that day to come ooo. |
Re: 11 Things Women Really Want From Wedding Night Sex by abolade62: 6:16pm On Jul 22, 2014 |
mencade5: squeezes my bw.easts....i cant wait for that day to come ooo.Trolling doesnt suit you, brother. |
Re: 11 Things Women Really Want From Wedding Night Sex by mencade5(m): 6:27pm On Jul 22, 2014 |
abolade62:what do you mean mr man.? |
Re: 11 Things Women Really Want From Wedding Night Sex by remsonik(f): 8:01pm On Jul 22, 2014 |
Wow looking forward to that day |
Re: 11 Things Women Really Want From Wedding Night Sex by priscaoge(f): 1:09am On Jul 23, 2014 |
*Bookmarked and waiting 4 that D'day* |
Re: 11 Things Women Really Want From Wedding Night Sex by seunlayi(m): 3:42am On Jul 23, 2014 |
some people seems to w-t already in anticipation of that day[quote]some people seems to w-t already in anticipation of that day 1 Like |
Re: 11 Things Women Really Want From Wedding Night Sex by BaddieKay(f): 5:06pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
Hmmmm |
Re: 11 Things Women Really Want From Wedding Night Sex by Nobody: 4:02pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
zikclassiq: Now, let’s be honest here: The majority ofI want you to help me buy a domain name from godaddy |
Re: 11 Things Women Really Want From Wedding Night Sex by Emilord(m): 4:36pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
Most of All these gals commenting 'waitin 4 d day',have already exprienced it with their boy friends...so dnt expect anytin more voyageable dt nite.una don get use to it |
Re: 11 Things Women Really Want From Wedding Night Sex by PrincessB1(f): 4:53pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
Gladly waiting for that day |
Re: 11 Things Women Really Want From Wedding Night Sex by Houseofglam7(f): 6:20pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
(12) Mad,intense,heart stopping, mind blowing, toe curling sex dammit! You gat the rest of your very short life to do all the drama mentioned above. 1 Like |
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