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11 Things Women Really Want From Wedding Night Sex by zikclassiq(m): 2:10pm On Jul 22, 2014
Now, let’s be honest here: The majority of
married couples don’t actually get around to
having sex on their wedding night. You might
as well scrap what watching all those rom-
coms taught you. After all the craziness that is
surviving your wedding day in tact, you’re
usually drunk, exhausted, or both by the time
you get back to your room. That said, who
wants to be a statistic? (Especially on their
wedding night.) We didn’t!
I say, add “getting laid” to your wedding day
to-do-list, right alongside all the other tasks
you’ll go bat shit crazy over seeing go undone.
And, if you’re gonna make it a priority, you
might as well do it right. Men, here’s a handy
little guide to what your wife-to-be will really
want to get out of the evening’s activities, and
ladies, here’s your first official “honey do” list.

A Good Laugh
Undressing is sexy; slipping out of a 20-pound
gown is not. It will be funny, and you should
laugh long and hard about it. The same goes
for all the other “bloopers” you’re bound to
experience that night.

Naughty Vows
You’ve already vowed to cherish and protect
each other at all costs. Now it’s time to make
the juicier promises you fully intend to keep.
You get where I’m going with this, right? Let’s
keep this post safe for work and let you fill in
the blanks.

Background Music
This is the part where the movies got it right.
Nothing sets the mood quite like a naughty
playlist. [Insert her favorite slow jams here.]

Compliments
Every woman wants to be told they’re the most
beautiful bride in the world on the big day. If
your betrothed says she doesn’t want the same
shameless flattery between the sheets on the
big night, she’s lying. Case closed.

Liquid Confidence
Nerves and weddings go hand in hand – even
when you’ve known each other forever. Bring
your bubbly of choice to the bedroom and
pour as you play.

Something for All Her Senses
You’ve got the touching covered, but what
about her other senses? Be sure the room is
scented, styled, and soundproofed to
perfection. And, don’t forget the sweets.

An Orgasm
Memo to all men: Your wedding night is not
the time to go all selfish on your fiancée –
save that for marriage. (I kid!)

pre-intimacy
Slow things down – what’s the rush? The rest
of the day will already feel like a blur by the
time you enter your suite, so the after party is
your chance to take your time and make more
lasting memories.

Romance (Obviously!)
If your wife-to-be actually walked across the
threshold, there are no lit candles in sight, and
no flowers to be found, men, you have already
failed her – try not to make it a habit when
you get home.

Comfort
I have nothing against bathroom sex, floor sex,
or even patio sex – they’re a real rush!– but no
woman wants to wake up the morning after
her wedding with weird bruises in unwanted
places and zero recollection of how they got
there. That’s the complete opposite of
romantic.

True Passion
Skip the clichés and tell her what it really feels
like to be laying next to the woman of your
dreams on the most magical night of your life

http://manwifeanddog.com/2012/06/20/11-things-women-really-want-from-wedding-night-sex/

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Re: 11 Things Women Really Want From Wedding Night Sex by stormybucci(m): 2:17pm On Jul 22, 2014
hmmm i love dis but d s'ex eveywhere tin is wierd
Re: 11 Things Women Really Want From Wedding Night Sex by Bolt2011(m): 2:24pm On Jul 22, 2014
#Noted smiley
Re: 11 Things Women Really Want From Wedding Night Sex by infantrydoctor(m): 5:15pm On Jul 22, 2014
Interesting piece
Re: 11 Things Women Really Want From Wedding Night Sex by mencade5(m): 5:18pm On Jul 22, 2014
squeezes my bw.easts....i cant wait for that day to come ooo. tongue
Re: 11 Things Women Really Want From Wedding Night Sex by abolade62: 6:16pm On Jul 22, 2014
mencade5: squeezes my bw.easts....i cant wait for that day to come ooo. tongue
Trolling doesnt suit you, brother.
Re: 11 Things Women Really Want From Wedding Night Sex by mencade5(m): 6:27pm On Jul 22, 2014
abolade62:
Trolling doesnt suit you, brother.
what do you mean mr man.? tongue
Re: 11 Things Women Really Want From Wedding Night Sex by remsonik(f): 8:01pm On Jul 22, 2014
Wow looking forward to that daygrin
Re: 11 Things Women Really Want From Wedding Night Sex by priscaoge(f): 1:09am On Jul 23, 2014
*Bookmarked and waiting 4 that D'day*grin
Re: 11 Things Women Really Want From Wedding Night Sex by seunlayi(m): 3:42am On Jul 23, 2014
some people seems to w-t already in anticipation of that day[quote]some people seems to w-t already in anticipation of that day

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Re: 11 Things Women Really Want From Wedding Night Sex by BaddieKay(f): 5:06pm On Jul 23, 2014
Hmmmm
Re: 11 Things Women Really Want From Wedding Night Sex by Nobody: 4:02pm On Jul 25, 2014
zikclassiq: Now, let’s be honest here: The majority of
married couples don’t actually get around to
having sex on their wedding night. You might
as well scrap what watching all those rom-
coms taught you. After all the craziness that is
surviving your wedding day in tact, you’re
usually drunk, exhausted, or both by the time
you get back to your room. That said, who
wants to be a statistic? (Especially on their
wedding night.) We didn’t!
I say, add “getting laid” to your wedding day
to-do-list, right alongside all the other tasks
you’ll go bat shit crazy over seeing go undone.
And, if you’re gonna make it a priority, you
might as well do it right. Men, here’s a handy
little guide to what your wife-to-be will really
want to get out of the evening’s activities, and
ladies, here’s your first official “honey do” list.

A Good Laugh
Undressing is sexy; slipping out of a 20-pound
gown is not. It will be funny, and you should
laugh long and hard about it. The same goes
for all the other “bloopers” you’re bound to
experience that night.

Naughty Vows
You’ve already vowed to cherish and protect
each other at all costs. Now it’s time to make
the juicier promises you fully intend to keep.
You get where I’m going with this, right? Let’s
keep this post safe for work and let you fill in
the blanks.

Background Music
This is the part where the movies got it right.
Nothing sets the mood quite like a naughty
playlist. [Insert her favorite slow jams here.]

Compliments
Every woman wants to be told they’re the most
beautiful bride in the world on the big day. If
your betrothed says she doesn’t want the same
shameless flattery between the sheets on the
big night, she’s lying. Case closed.

Liquid Confidence
Nerves and weddings go hand in hand – even
when you’ve known each other forever. Bring
your bubbly of choice to the bedroom and
pour as you play.

Something for All Her Senses
You’ve got the touching covered, but what
about her other senses? Be sure the room is
scented, styled, and soundproofed to
perfection. And, don’t forget the sweets.

An Orgasm
Memo to all men: Your wedding night is not
the time to go all selfish on your fiancée –
save that for marriage. (I kid!)

pre-intimacy
Slow things down – what’s the rush? The rest
of the day will already feel like a blur by the
time you enter your suite, so the after party is
your chance to take your time and make more
lasting memories.

Romance (Obviously!)
If your wife-to-be actually walked across the
threshold, there are no lit candles in sight, and
no flowers to be found, men, you have already
failed her – try not to make it a habit when
you get home.

Comfort
I have nothing against bathroom sex, floor sex,
or even patio sex – they’re a real rush!– but no
woman wants to wake up the morning after
her wedding with weird bruises in unwanted
places and zero recollection of how they got
there. That’s the complete opposite of
romantic.

True Passion
Skip the clichés and tell her what it really feels
like to be laying next to the woman of your
dreams on the most magical night of your life

http://manwifeanddog.com/2012/06/20/11-things-women-really-want-from-wedding-night-sex/
I want you to help me buy a domain name from godaddy
Re: 11 Things Women Really Want From Wedding Night Sex by Emilord(m): 4:36pm On Jul 25, 2014
Most of All these gals commenting 'waitin 4 d day',have already exprienced it with their boy friends...so dnt expect anytin more voyageable dt nite.una don get use to it
Re: 11 Things Women Really Want From Wedding Night Sex by PrincessB1(f): 4:53pm On Jul 25, 2014
Gladly waiting for that daysmiley
Re: 11 Things Women Really Want From Wedding Night Sex by Houseofglam7(f): 6:20pm On Jul 25, 2014
(12) Mad,intense,heart stopping, mind blowing, toe curling sex dammit!
You gat the rest of your very short life to do all the drama mentioned above.

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