All d western, south east, and south south governors should ban its citizen from traveling to northern nigeria. And let all the northern be dopoted and let them stay on their own with their sharia, so that we can build a better nation.

Seanixking: dumb arse...juss confess ya cnt decipher mah Flows..#HOBO# go geh a life Man...stalez

Doofus !!!

hence they are issuing visas to naija compatriots that's fine by me.

Saw this somewhere and decided to share it here

If you dont laff then ur problem is first grade



Imagine if ATMs in Naija speak our
dialect
If U are in a sophisticated area like
BANANA ISLAND, here is how the ATM
would communicate;
ATM: Welcome Mr. Adenuga.
-Please, enter your secret number.
-How much will you like to withdraw?
Thank you for banking with us, Mr.
Adenuga.
…….but if you are in a place like
MUSHIN, here is how it will respond;
After a guy inserts his card, inputs his
pin,
ATM: Haaaaaaaaaaaa, Omo Iyami,
-tuale baba agba,owo meji fun eyan kan
-omo iya ma je ki won ri numba e...malogo
-se o wa pa?
Guy: Mo wa pa baje baje.
ATM: Elo ni k’omo aye po jade?
(guy inputs 10,000)
ATM: (dispenses cash).
Omo Iya, ma jeun lo ntie.
In a place like IBADAN.
An Ibadan woman inserts her card,
inputs her secret code.
ATM: (In Ibadan tone)
-Ekabo Iyami,e ni soriburuku
-e te numba yin ni kanmo kanmo
-So nsure?
-Elo le fe gba?
(Woman enters N2,000)
ATM: Iya, ko ma s’owo lapo yin ke!
(Woman enters N2,000 again)
ATM: Se ko nse afise?
-Mo ro pe eti yin di?
Mo so pe ko s’owo lapo yin.
(For the third time, woman enters
N2,000 again, thinking it was an error
on the ATM’s part)
ATM: (pauses for a while)
mo ro pe ori yin ti buru
-Oma saaro kutukutu ke.
-Alawin laaro ojo aje.
-To ba pe ko o to fa kadi re yo, emi ma
a gbe je ni.
-Alawin osi.kuro ko je ki awon olorire wa gbowo
In a place like IJEBU
A woman inserts her card & pin
ATM: Omo alare,
-elo ro nfe gba?
(Woman enters N2,391.50K)
ATM: Pause for about one minute,
trying to understand the digits.
After about a minute, ATM replies,
ATM: Iya, mo nbo?
E je nsare lo wa shenji wa.

the north is a liability, let divide this map in two, import their tomato. and let them amputate themselves applying sharia. is it by force to keep them integrated?

texanomaly: @donnypool

What "wonderful ideas" do you have?

so you can use it abi?

all4naija: All the good and meaningful countries did pass a travel warning. Only the useless ones would resist the issuing any, like Afghanistan, India, South Africa, Sudan, Yemen,etc. I feel sorry for my father's land!

My dear are you referring to those European countries that follow US like mumu? Those countries that cant do anything on international stage without confirmation from Obama. All I care they can sit tight in their countries.

engineerd:

Doofus !!!

Retarded Ape

seguntheblogger: GEJ dn spoil this country, And he calls Transformation.
Is it Transformation or deformation?

You are a moronic and boofunic creature from the pit of hell..if you had anything other than sand occupying the space of your thinking faculty you'll know that it took America years to find and kill Osama bin laden...but u want GEJ to become a magician for you eh! Ur jonzing know no bound..Nkita Alaa! GEJ will win and bring all you blood sucking demons to shame

This ugly, big nosed creature has destroyed my beloved country Nigeria. Voted for him and now he can't protect my live and my property. If my home is not save for me, were else is save? All he cared about is second term. He want the second term by hook or crook. Its a pity

AS IF THEY ISSUE SAME FOR TURKEY, IVORY COAST, RUSSIA, UKRAINE, BRAZIL, MEXICO AND CO?

THIS GUYS AND POWER, BUT I BELIEVE, IF THIS GENERATION DONT TAKE IT, AND CHILDREN WILL

engineerd: Nigeria is a failed Nation already....When you have a government that cannot protect its people and maintain it's territorial integrity.....what you end up with is a banana republic.....I heard Boko haram has it's flag hoisted in some Northern village and the government is yet to do anything about it....Shame on Jonathan......Highly incompetent and clueless individual.....Indeed there was once a country!!!!

IT IS UR OWN NIGERIA THAT IS A FAILED NATION.

Idrismusty97: They have issued travel warnings against Israel too. It's not a new thing. Israel own is even worst, Some international airlines have cancels flights to and from Israel. Nigeria can issue their own travel warning to certain countries too if they like. That wouldn't stop real business men and women from coming to this country. Money conquers all!

do you really think comparing Nigeria to Israel is a valid point.its like two students fighting about who is 99th and who is 100th in a class of 100 students

continentalceo:

You are a moronic and boofunic creature from the pit of hell..if you had anything other than sand occupying the space of your thinking faculty you'll know that it took America years to find and kill Osama bin laden...but u want GEJ to become a magician for you eh! Ur jonzing know no bound..Nkita Alaa! GEJ will win and bring all you blood sucking demons to shame

what an ignorant comment! Osama bin laden wasn't attacking the united states on a weekly basis the way these bastards are,so you shouldn't compare our situation with theirs.

Idrismusty97: They have issued travel warnings against Israel too. It's not a new thing. Israel own is even worst, Some international airlines have cancels flights to and from Israel. Nigeria can issue their own travel warning to certain countries too if they like. That wouldn't stop real business men and women from coming to this country. Money conquers all!

God bless hustle

Nigeria go soon issue travel warning against Nigerians in diaspora

OMG can't believe some peeps are justifying these killings. the problem is that most peep are materialistic. all should be yearning for equal right and Justice! the inequality gap is very very wide while most can't get decent employment. ewarriors should know that there is real suffering in the land!

Gu
ykhena:
Fvck them,
We have other means of travelling..
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Guy u

[quote author=diarisgod post=24915988]Its quite unfortunate all these are happening to us.

However, if our Foreign Minister cannot help Nigerians too, I will. I hereby issue Travel Warning against the following nations;

1. Palestine
2. Israel
3. Ukraine
4. South Sudan
5. Afghanistan
6. Malaysia (Recommended)
7. India and the rest of eastern racist Europe