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Why Is It Always Female? (every Man Must Read This) by DanielJones: 8:02pm On Jul 23, 2014
WHY IS IT ALWAYS FEMALE?

1. Female dogs become so wicked when they give birth.

2. Female fowls chase people when they hatch.

3. Male lions don't eat humans no matter how hungry they are, but female lions do tear people apart.

4. Female human beings spend average 28years of their lives asking for recharge cards from guys or men....hmmmm abeg.ooo

5. And the most annoying one is that it is the female mosquitoes that cause MALARIA.

No woman, no trouble!

Know woman, know trouble.

#WhatIfThereWasNoEve?
Re: Why Is It Always Female? (every Man Must Read This) by LogansShadow: 8:14pm On Jul 23, 2014
You forgot this: God created Man,he rested.He create Woman,nobody rest again sad

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Re: Why Is It Always Female? (every Man Must Read This) by DanielJones: 8:17pm On Jul 23, 2014
Hmmm! cry
Re: Why Is It Always Female? (every Man Must Read This) by Nobody: 8:22pm On Jul 23, 2014
Dumb women should learn to close their legs or ask to use a condom. Double the condom, tie a rubber band around it.

Getting pregnant is a no no because this is the kind of offspring they produce.

we need less dumb people in Nigeria.

Same applies to dumb men too.

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Re: Why Is It Always Female? (every Man Must Read This) by matsilver: 8:57pm On Jul 23, 2014
Ok
Re: Why Is It Always Female? (every Man Must Read This) by egopersonified(f): 9:11pm On Jul 23, 2014
What if there was no DanielJones? Nairaland would be a better place.

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Re: Why Is It Always Female? (every Man Must Read This) by coogar: 9:29pm On Jul 23, 2014
DanielJones: WHY IS IT ALWAYS FEMALE?

1. Female dogs become so wicked when they give birth.

2. Female fowls chase people when they hatch.

3. Male lions don't eat humans no matter how hungry they are, but female lions do tear people apart.

4. Female human beings spend average 28years of their lives asking for recharge cards from guys or men....hmmmm abeg.ooo

5. And the most annoying one is that it is the female mosquitoes that cause MALARIA.

No woman, no trouble!

Know woman, know trouble.

#WhatIfThereWasNoEve?

Re: Why Is It Always Female? (every Man Must Read This) by Nobody: 9:30pm On Jul 23, 2014
DanielJones:

2. Female fowls chase people when they hatch.

Now this cracked me up. cheesy cheesy
Re: Why Is It Always Female? (every Man Must Read This) by ifex370(m): 9:35pm On Jul 23, 2014
Chillisauce: Dumb women should learn to close their legs or ask to use a condom. Double the condom, tie a rubber band around it.

Getting pregnant is a no no because this is the kind of offspring they produce.

we need less dumb people in Nigeria.

Same applies to dumb men too.




grin grin grin WICKED

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Re: Why Is It Always Female? (every Man Must Read This) by beeevan: 10:02pm On Jul 23, 2014
Borrow some brain undecided.
Re: Why Is It Always Female? (every Man Must Read This) by Nobody: 10:18pm On Jul 23, 2014
Lmao furious people every where. All over nairaland.com grin grin grin
Re: Why Is It Always Female? (every Man Must Read This) by Nobody: 12:24pm On Jul 24, 2014
Seems this person who created this thread has huge relationship problems with females. tongue tongue tongue
Re: Why Is It Always Female? (every Man Must Read This) by Nobody: 12:34pm On Jul 24, 2014
Chillisauce: Dumb women should learn to close their legs or ask to use a condom. Double the condom, tie a rubber band around it.

Getting pregnant is a no no because this is the kind of offspring they produce.

we need less dumb people in Nigeria.

Same applies to dumb men too.

hmmm, na wa o...
u just take style call the guy mama dumb woman shocked shocked
Why visit the sin of the young man on his mom?
Re: Why Is It Always Female? (every Man Must Read This) by Godmystrength: 6:05pm On Jul 24, 2014
DanielJones: WHY IS IT ALWAYS FEMALE?

1. Female dogs become so wicked when they give birth.

2. Female fowls chase people when they hatch.

3. Male lions don't eat humans no matter how hungry they are, but female lions do tear people apart.

4. Female human beings spend average 28years of their lives asking for recharge cards from guys or men....hmmmm abeg.ooo

5. And the most annoying one is that it is the female mosquitoes that cause MALARIA.

No woman, no trouble!

Know woman, know trouble.

#WhatIfThereWasNoEve?

Then there won't have been you. Or maybe Adam would have been breeding with the animals and you know what that means........ undecided
Re: Why Is It Always Female? (every Man Must Read This) by MARKone(m): 7:07pm On Jul 24, 2014
DanielJones:

#WhatIfThereWasNoEve?

Maybe we will still be in the Garden of Eden all butt n@ked, henjoying ourselves

...you see what happens when a woman feeds a man undecided

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