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Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by 500GP: 11:57am On Jul 25, 2014 |
YOU COLLECT HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY FOR YOUR DAUGHTER BRIDE PRICES - IBO CULTURE 3 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by obiZEAL(m): 12:01pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
U shunt queues even in church 2 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by 500GP: 12:02pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
YOU COME DOWN TO LAGOS (SOUTH WEST) TO SURVIVE, HUSTLE FROM SOUTH EAST 1 Like |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by jconsults(m): 12:03pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
Burger01: E be like say your course na curse ooo 1 Like |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by 500GP: 12:03pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
WHEN EASTERNERS SEE LAGOS AS NEW YORK 4 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by odim123(m): 12:20pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
U either like apc or pdp,or you hate both;u cant like both 1 Like |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by hebraheem20(m): 12:22pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
I LOVE MAI COUNTRY Na only for Nigeria you fit win Aeroplane by loading#200 MTN Recharge Card. Very soon Etisalat go say recharge #200 and win a big ship. Then Airtel go com follow sey, recharge #100 an win benin republic. Glo, go jus kuku say... Recharge 500 and win Nigeria because there colour na Green Na only for Nigeria you go see fish inside"MEATPIE" Na only for nigeria we dey count money after we withdraw am from ATM because we no even trust ATM machines. Na only for Nigeria PHCN dey sey: Win a brand new GENERATOR if you pay your light bill (wat a piti)=D Na only fo Naija people dey horn for traffic light make equick change frum Red to Green. Na only for Nigeria Pharmacy dey sell Coke, Recharge Card, Chin chin, Puff puff, Ogogoro and beer. Wetin you u no see for Naija, you no fit see am anywhere in d world... Trust me. Abeg na joke o, no take am personal O =)) I love Naija!.... add urz 7 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by Burger01(m): 12:25pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
jconsults:Don't mind me jare. Na Nairaland frustration dey make me misyarn 1 Like |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by anitank(f): 12:48pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
I always have my calculator anytime I go shopping at the mall or the local markets outside the country. Can't buy a thing without calculating the naira value . I no buy oo if I feel it's too expensive This always cracks my friends and colleagues up but wetin concern me And yes that's a sign too 3 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by Nobody: 12:48pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
I still have a long way to go. 2 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by djeoziv(m): 12:53pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
U r a passerby if u r not used to sirens.... U r definitely not motivated by voting U just De depend on God after every.... |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by Nobody: 12:59pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
when u believe in making good grades to get a better job 1 Like |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by Odika1: 1:01pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
U listen to crap called nigerian music.u watch nollyrubbish.u live with the yoruba folks they insult u with all types of unmetionable rants like. ''koni da fun iya nla iya e''.''oni she orile''.oloriburuku.etc.Ya gazie. 1 Like |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by TrYcIa1(f): 1:14pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
bloglover: when u start selling books on how to be a billionaire but u are as broke as d average agbero boy in oshodi then u are a Nigerian.... na wa o 1 Like |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by MadCow1: 1:15pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
overhypedsteve: chai you na typical naija man. Probably from ND abi i lie? No lie |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by Kenzico(m): 1:19pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
If u get used to nigerian lifestyle, U will be able to differentiate btw a Tokunbo/Belgium/Fake product from an Original product....U will also get used to seein dirts arnd Gutters and u will no longer be shocked seein people throwing rubbish into the Gutters 2 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by oluamid(m): 1:23pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
mixedgene: I actually meant that post as a jibe at Nairaland e-warriors not that I hold those stereotypes sacrosanct. 2 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by pappyrose(f): 1:26pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
When u don't have driving license or driving sense but drives confidently on the road. Your car does not have papers, yet moves freely around. 1 Like |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by emiye(m): 1:26pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
You press horns indiscriminately while driving. You see garden egg inside egg roll 2 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by NaLaugh: 1:31pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
Ivyluvie2: You get used to no light 11. You construct sentences like this ^^ 2 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by dada01(m): 1:35pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
T I N - This Is Naija |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by Nobody: 1:40pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
ggrin: 11:yoruba go dy shout ontop fonedis Hausas calling wrong number is true. majority of the wrong number calls I get is always from one aboki screaming a strange name. 2 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by sleemoon(m): 1:52pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
OP ... U 4got to add dat ..You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long wen bomb news becomes a normal news to u 2 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by Nnaemiemax: 2:00pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
emiye: You press horns indiscriminately while driving. lwkmd! |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by Agybabe(f): 2:09pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
When you know that the sale of generators, candles, lamps and lanterns are fast-booming. You always have to walk around with your phone charger. You get hypertensive when see an hausa man enter a church or you meet him inside a bus/taxi. Ah lie? 3 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by Lovexme(m): 2:10pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
ggrin: 11:yoruba go dy shout ontop fone One hausa girl keeps disturbing my phone. She once flashed my phone by 3am last week too. I don't know her o 1 Like |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by demolaswagz(m): 2:10pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
I so much love my country. |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by Nobody: 2:19pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
NaLaugh:aiit sir |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by elected(m): 2:38pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
If you stay long in Nigeria, you don't longer know how to unplug your phone charger evne when not in use. you don't know how to turn off your light, even in the day time. you sleep with your tv set on all night. because we are not expose to how electric bills are calculated. If you stay in Nigeria for too long, you become so anxious about life and rational .Many more... 2 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by JEITO: 2:39pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
So is the OP suggesting that foreigners experiencing all or some of these traits leave the country cause they've been there for too long? 1 Like |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by emilo26(m): 2:55pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
You mustt know how to BEG for everything. 1. You are denied visa at the embassy, you start begging. 2. Police, lasma, soldier catch you for any offense, na begging things. 3. Nepa wan cut your light say u dey owe, na to beg sure pass. 4. Your spouse no allow make you do for night, omo begging mood go activate immediately. 5. Lecturer catch you will expo, na abeg you go just dey talk. 6.Your papa wan beat you say you offend. Na to beg o. 7. Person collect your babe because him get rabba pass, bros you must beg 8. You find trouble, them wan beat you, na Abeg sir sure pass. 9. Beggars come out for morning for street, na begging things. 10. Seun anti spam ban you, na to beg sure pass. 3 Likes |
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