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Re: When Pets Turns Thieves.. by Savigne(f): 1:21pm On Jul 26, 2014
Like these ones?

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Re: When Pets Turns Thieves.. by emperortony: 1:28pm On Jul 26, 2014
yinkuscious: who go chop Mad dog? Except the person that is mad and want to continue to be mad
Kai...when d meat don enter mouth the enzymes go cure the madness jare!!! cheesy
Re: When Pets Turns Thieves.. by yinkuscious(m): 2:45pm On Jul 26, 2014
emperortony:
Kai...when d meat don enter mouth the enzymes go cure the madness jare!!! cheesy
I guess dia is notin u no fit chop.. Ur mouth na ur headquarter. Lol
Re: When Pets Turns Thieves.. by Kalvan: 2:50pm On Jul 26, 2014
What kind of savagery is this?! Why kill the dog, you brain dead MOFOs?!

Some Africans are just certified retards.
Re: When Pets Turns Thieves.. by Kalvan: 2:51pm On Jul 26, 2014
Kossyne:

Well the crime is pardonable. My cat once ate my breakfast (Indomie with sardine and fried egg) and I was very hungry after my morning work-out. I wanted to shout but only the look on its face melted my heart. I have to manage with bread and water. But if na my Brother, I go kill am.

Who eats indomie after a workout?! Lol!!
Re: When Pets Turns Thieves.. by Kalvan: 2:52pm On Jul 26, 2014
bonechamberlain: u guys are funny and barbaric killing an animal that can't reason like a human, what do u mean stole a jean? does it have a gun y don't u guys take away the jean from the dog and return it to the owner, you guys just killed an innocent animal, u guys should be put in prison because its pple like u that would lynch an innocent Nigerian and burn that person alive. that animal was a fantastic creature that has no control over its action and was misused by its owner. the owner should be beaten not the lovely dog. Nigerians would continue to behave like homo habilis


Honestly bro.

Dumb ediots with low IQs.
Re: When Pets Turns Thieves.. by Krasid(m): 3:07pm On Jul 26, 2014
Some pets are naturally thieves.One dog stole my delicious turkey once...







He didn't leave with all his legs.

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Re: When Pets Turns Thieves.. by evea: 4:30pm On Jul 26, 2014
afreekah:


I HATE YOU PEOPLE FOR DOING THAT TO THE POOR CREATURE, THERE ARE MANY ALTERNATIVES AND THE DOG IS NOT THE REAL THEIF, BELIEVE ME, YOU ARE YET TO CATCH THE REAL BARAWO angry angry

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Re: When Pets Turns Thieves.. by Yemlizzy(f): 4:39pm On Jul 26, 2014
Eeyah....too bad,the dog learnt the hard way.
Re: When Pets Turns Thieves.. by Shawnalex(m): 4:50pm On Jul 26, 2014
Mynd44: One of my dogs took the Fish off the the top of my food once while I went to get water........that was the last time she stole anything.

Had a male dog who on christmas day climbed our dinning chair and stole my sister's big lap of chicken. She cried and cried eh. Twas so funny!
Re: When Pets Turns Thieves.. by dokunbam(m): 5:42pm On Jul 26, 2014
mad story about a mad dog

Interesting
Re: When Pets Turns Thieves.. by jojoki: 6:11pm On Jul 26, 2014
If your pet gives you problem
SELL IT!
Re: When Pets Turns Thieves.. by AdelokikiMr(m): 10:24pm On Jul 26, 2014
I really do not like the fact that pet are really been punish like they know d wrong from right , everything they learn are from d guidance,I own a pet and she never steals ,nor eat anything that's nt in her plate even wen u put it in her front she will never touch it,instead guide it till I get back ,she also doesn't like people fighting or making noise and she loves to play rough play LOl ... Pet are to be cared for not punished smiley

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Re: When Pets Turns Thieves.. by Tayras: 11:33pm On Jul 26, 2014
himkers: During my second year in the university, a guy named Kunzu in my compound had a Dog pet named 'Mad,' he trained it soo well that the Dog understands virtually all dog commands and even some human codes.

Mad can roll balls, spread mat on the floor (to lie on it), and the best of it all, Mad always digs the earth to defeacate and covers it afterwards. It was amazing and awesome to behold MAD do all those tricks.

Kunzu became soo obsessed with his dog, that he began to teach the dogs crazy things e.g: running after 'beautiful' ladies just to make them soo scared (kunzu will order the dog back after he's done laughing). Even though Mad never bites anyone, the harm he caused soo many ladies made the dog became notorious in our hood. We started calling the dog "Mad Dog."

Kunzu graduated from teaching the canine how to chase and scare off ladies to teaching him how to steal stuffs and brings same to him (kunzu). Mad Dog started stealing stuffs from us; He also stole things on many occassions from Aminu, Our gate keeper who had a little kiosk that services our compound and the neighbourhood.


There was a time (if na lie, make I quench) I witnessed mad-dog steal a jean baggy short that was hung outside to dry; He took the same short to kunzu and till today, kunzu never returned the short to the owner.

To cut the story, The Dog was eventually lynched by our compound mates. It was a horrible sight to behold. The dog was sedated, tied, beaten with sticks and rods and was burnt with petrol while it was still alive. Kunzu wasn't aware as he was off to town for his weekend leaving the Dog behind.

A once intelligent, cute and nice dog later became the notorious and merciless Mad-Dog. If your Dog has the extra ability to perform some wonderful tasks, please never abuse those abilities else, your Dog (or any other pet for that matter) may end up the way of Mad Dog. I've also seen some hausa guys (no offence pls) sent their monkey pets to steal monies, fruits and any other things from passers-by; Pets are not to be turned to thieves. Never abuse the right of your pets and Never turn your pet to an illegal money spinner. Be wise!


This is a true life story and it all happened in Gwagwalada, Abuja.


U just killed one of God's creation. The story was interesting dou
Re: When Pets Turns Thieves.. by mstik(f): 12:35am On Jul 27, 2014
Wat did u do to her?
Mynd44: One of my dogs took the Fish off the the top of my food once while I went to get water........that was the last time she stole anything.
Re: When Pets Turns Thieves.. by mozele(m): 5:33am On Jul 27, 2014
Dogs habits so cute.
Re: When Pets Turns Thieves.. by Dbestmax(m): 9:32am On Jul 27, 2014
Khalessi: I can't read this...Some humans are heartless. cry
wen u don read am finish....
Re: When Pets Turns Thieves.. by allaboutobed(m): 10:00pm On Jul 27, 2014
afta readn it?
Re: When Pets Turns Thieves.. by uzoexcel(m): 10:12pm On Jul 27, 2014
buy traps
Sexytemi: Am so looking for poison to kill the dogs in my estate, the dogs are so dirty, they come to our flats and scatter our dustbins, and poo around without burying it, the worst was when they enter my dustbin and brought out a used pad and started tearing, it was so annoying o, bt luckily, noone was there to see it, I quickly cleaned it up after throwing a stone, but they espcaped it o, we'av gone to report to their owner, instead of saying she'll tie them down, she said they always poo in her living room, so we shouldn't be angry, since then we'av planning on how to kill even if it's one of dem, so that she can learn how to care for her dogs o.
Re: When Pets Turns Thieves.. by Sexytemi(f): 10:17pm On Jul 27, 2014
uzoexcel: buy traps

Can trap kill dog?, although I love dogs, but those dogs just made me hate dogs lyk mad, undecided need to get rid of them.
Or any calaber man interested in buying a dog here? grin grin grin
Re: When Pets Turns Thieves.. by uzoexcel(m): 10:30pm On Jul 27, 2014
it wouldnt but after they fall into it once or twice they will get the message and it ll deter them returning to that point,,,though make sure the 'area' isnt populated by peopl so it wont affect anyone
Sexytemi:

Can trap kill dog?, although I love dogs, but those dogs just made me hate dogs lyk mad, undecided need to get rid of them.
Or any calaber man interested in buying a dog here? grin grin grin
Re: When Pets Turns Thieves.. by kushsy: 11:13pm On Jul 27, 2014
YoursGEJ: This story sounds suspicious...from the Kunzu name to level of dog training that you claim. Training dogs is an elaborate and expensive process which only trained professionals successfully perform. Just my 2 cents
no,not only professionals,am not one.i keep dogs,they are very smart just a little effort n u get ur result..i had one that steals a lot and each time it kegs steals,he will go into hiding for hours untill tension cools.kegs was a fine breed but I had to let go.
Re: When Pets Turns Thieves.. by Boss347(m): 7:59am On Jul 28, 2014
Bros na lie go kill u o
Re: When Pets Turns Thieves.. by Sexytemi(f): 8:53am On Jul 28, 2014
uzoexcel: it wouldnt but after they fall into it once or twice they will get the message and it ll deter them returning to that point,,,though make sure the 'area' isnt populated by peopl so it wont affect anyone

It's not, am not the only one who wants them dead and gone
Re: When Pets Turns Thieves.. by Sexytemi(f): 8:54am On Jul 28, 2014
uzoexcel: it wouldnt but after they fall into it once or twice they will get the message and it ll deter them returning to that point,,,though make sure the 'area' isnt populated by peopl so it wont affect anyone

It's not, am not the only one who wants them dead and gone.
Tnx for the advice.

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Re: When Pets Turns Thieves.. by uzoexcel(m): 11:30am On Jul 28, 2014
u welcom
lets knw hw it goes smiley
Sexytemi:

It's not, am not the only one who wants them dead and gone.
Tnx for the advice.
Re: When Pets Turns Thieves.. by Sexytemi(f): 2:14pm On Jul 28, 2014
uzoexcel: u welcom
lets knw hw it goes smiley

Okay cheesy cheesy
Re: When Pets Turns Thieves.. by mozele(m): 12:54am On Jul 31, 2014
Sexytemi:

It's not, am not the only one who wants them dead and gone.
Tnx for the advice.

whip them once or twice whenever they come again and you'll be the most feared. Whenever they passby, they wont dare trespass!
Re: When Pets Turns Thieves.. by Sexytemi(f): 3:33pm On Aug 01, 2014
mozele:

whip them once or twice whenever they come again and you'll be the most feared. Whenever they passby, they wont dare trespass!

LOL, am scared of dogs o
Re: When Pets Turns Thieves.. by mozele(m): 12:45am On Aug 06, 2014
Sexytemi:

LOL, am scared of dogs o


I know i know but you should understand "as we are afraid of them, they are also afraid of us."
Re: When Pets Turns Thieves.. by Sexytemi(f): 7:26am On Aug 07, 2014
mozele:

I know i know but you should understand "as we are afraid of them, they are also afraid of us."

Aii, tnx a lot.

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